Cool Guys of NikeTalk: How Can I Become More Alpha? Vol. Lettuce Be Cereal

[superpusha]

Originally Posted by bigballa8716

Man I feel for OP, I used to feel the same way, probably had the same "thought-process"

, and decided "it's time for a change"...

Here's what I did to make my swag phenomenal.

1. Listen to Diplomatic Immunity and just look at yourself in the mirror, pretend you're performing a mini concert
2. Take these females off the pedastool
3. If you're not a naturally funny person... become one or RIP

more for the beasts, later

Just like I said one post above him. 

 

[superpusha]

Originally Posted by bigballa8716

Man I feel for OP, I used to feel the same way, probably had the same "thought-process"

, and decided "it's time for a change"...

Here's what I did to make my swag phenomenal.

1. Listen to Diplomatic Immunity and just look at yourself in the mirror, pretend you're performing a mini concert
2. Take these females off the pedastool
3. If you're not a naturally funny person... become one or RIP

more for the beasts, later

Just like I said one post above him. 

 

[bigballa8716]

Originally Posted by Superpusha

Originally Posted by bigballa8716

Man I feel for OP, I used to feel the same way, probably had the same "thought-process"

, and decided "it's time for a change"...

Here's what I did to make my swag phenomenal.

1. Listen to Diplomatic Immunity and just look at yourself in the mirror, pretend you're performing a mini concert
2. Take these females off the pedastool
3. If you're not a naturally funny person... become one or RIP

more for the beasts, later

Just like I said one post above him. 

Lol I dunno bout you... but I'm 100% cereal with that comment... 

 

[bigballa8716]

Originally Posted by Superpusha

Originally Posted by bigballa8716

Man I feel for OP, I used to feel the same way, probably had the same "thought-process"

, and decided "it's time for a change"...

Here's what I did to make my swag phenomenal.

1. Listen to Diplomatic Immunity and just look at yourself in the mirror, pretend you're performing a mini concert
2. Take these females off the pedastool
3. If you're not a naturally funny person... become one or RIP

more for the beasts, later

Just like I said one post above him. 

Lol I dunno bout you... but I'm 100% cereal with that comment... 

 

[doublejs07]

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Chug 3 4lokos and go to the most ghetto club in your city. Have a freind film the night, then watch the tape the next day....you will then learn things about the inner u

I can't decide if this is the best or worst advice in this thread.
  

I think he should then post the video here, So we and him will all have a good idea of the potential he has

This could just a likely end terribly for dude.

 4LOKO can turn you into a crackhead depending on what your tolerance is. I can drink 4 (no exaggeration) no problem, catch a slight happy buzz and live to see the next day. I know people who drink one and make fools of themselves.

 @ Dude claiming he can have 16+ drinks worth and catch a "slight happy buzz." 

This is the same dude who claimed to take 50+ shots for his 21st b-day. 

 

[doublejs07]

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Chug 3 4lokos and go to the most ghetto club in your city. Have a freind film the night, then watch the tape the next day....you will then learn things about the inner u

I can't decide if this is the best or worst advice in this thread.
  

I think he should then post the video here, So we and him will all have a good idea of the potential he has

This could just a likely end terribly for dude.

 4LOKO can turn you into a crackhead depending on what your tolerance is. I can drink 4 (no exaggeration) no problem, catch a slight happy buzz and live to see the next day. I know people who drink one and make fools of themselves.

 @ Dude claiming he can have 16+ drinks worth and catch a "slight happy buzz." 

This is the same dude who claimed to take 50+ shots for his 21st b-day. 

 

[erickm713]

So you have to change up your whole lifestyle to get girls?
I'm a big dude, but I'm not short, I'm 5'9 which doesn't even make me look big, so I'm just chubby and I have absolutely no problem getting girls.
I'm naturally funny, I can keep a conversation going, and my interest range in almost everyone's interest.
So @#%% your whole alpha male ideology.

 

[erickm713]

So you have to change up your whole lifestyle to get girls?
I'm a big dude, but I'm not short, I'm 5'9 which doesn't even make me look big, so I'm just chubby and I have absolutely no problem getting girls.
I'm naturally funny, I can keep a conversation going, and my interest range in almost everyone's interest.
So @#%% your whole alpha male ideology.

 

[CJ616]

Originally Posted by ErickM713

So you have to change up your whole lifestyle to get girls?
I'm a big dude, but I'm not short, I'm 5'9 which doesn't even make me look big, so I'm just chubby and I have absolutely no problem getting girls.
I'm naturally funny, I can keep a conversation going, and my interest range in almost everyone's interest.
So @#%% your whole alpha male ideology.

/Thread

 

[CJ616]

Originally Posted by ErickM713

So you have to change up your whole lifestyle to get girls?
I'm a big dude, but I'm not short, I'm 5'9 which doesn't even make me look big, so I'm just chubby and I have absolutely no problem getting girls.
I'm naturally funny, I can keep a conversation going, and my interest range in almost everyone's interest.
So @#%% your whole alpha male ideology.

/Thread

 

[law3001]

1. Listen to Diplomatic Immunity and just look at yourself in the mirror, pretend you're performing a mini concert


Best advice in the whole thread

 

[law3001]

1. Listen to Diplomatic Immunity and just look at yourself in the mirror, pretend you're performing a mini concert


Best advice in the whole thread

 

[fade on you]

Stop ridin BB's nuts for one.

 

[fade on you]

Stop ridin BB's nuts for one.

 

[me no pass]

Originally Posted by Meangene4

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

Bruh, you're reppin team Pokemon.

Your opinion means nothing.

  

 

[me no pass]

Originally Posted by Meangene4

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

Bruh, you're reppin team Pokemon.

Your opinion means nothing.

  

 

[airforce1king]

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

Originally Posted by Meangene4

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

6'3 + height
7.5 + length
6 + girth

otherwise BETA

if those are your stats....me>>>>>>>>you.

J/K, team alpha male?

pics

  

woah.

MeanGene is not the alpha I thought he was.

RAWse where you stay at? No MeanGene.

 

[airforce1king]

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

Originally Posted by Meangene4

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

6'3 + height
7.5 + length
6 + girth

otherwise BETA

if those are your stats....me>>>>>>>>you.

J/K, team alpha male?

pics

  

woah.

MeanGene is not the alpha I thought he was.

RAWse where you stay at? No MeanGene.

 

[regal black]

so many lulz in this thread

 

[regal black]

so many lulz in this thread

 

[airforce1king]

Originally Posted by FlashEightZero

i'm feelin pretty low on the greek letter scale right now myself. right now i am basically this girl's booty call, when she gets drunk she comes over and i get laid, but it's always her call, it's a one way street, a unilateral arrangement. this breezy's even pumpfaked me once or twice. i'm bein played like a mandolin

now a few days ago i turn her down with some excuse. obviously she wanted it more the next day, and i folded like a tent. so i'm conflicted, she's obviously using me, but i'm a dog and i need the p. i was thinkin about just ignorin her straight out from here on, but the thirst may win out. i gotta find ms new booty, but i haven't been successful in that endeavor as of the present time

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

Bruh, you're reppin team Pokemon.

Your opinion means nothing.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

LMFAO! He deaded this dude immediately LOL! My ribs hurt from laughing LOL!

 

[airforce1king]

Originally Posted by FlashEightZero

i'm feelin pretty low on the greek letter scale right now myself. right now i am basically this girl's booty call, when she gets drunk she comes over and i get laid, but it's always her call, it's a one way street, a unilateral arrangement. this breezy's even pumpfaked me once or twice. i'm bein played like a mandolin

now a few days ago i turn her down with some excuse. obviously she wanted it more the next day, and i folded like a tent. so i'm conflicted, she's obviously using me, but i'm a dog and i need the p. i was thinkin about just ignorin her straight out from here on, but the thirst may win out. i gotta find ms new booty, but i haven't been successful in that endeavor as of the present time

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

Bruh, you're reppin team Pokemon.

Your opinion means nothing.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

LMFAO! He deaded this dude immediately LOL! My ribs hurt from laughing LOL!

 

[flightwhite21]

alpha male ideology is just an excuse. get that outta here. it's called courage bruh. get yourself one of these...

http://www.wizardofozcost...ardly_lion_costumes.html

 

[flightwhite21]

alpha male ideology is just an excuse. get that outta here. it's called courage bruh. get yourself one of these...

http://www.wizardofozcost...ardly_lion_costumes.html

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

Bruh, you're reppin team Pokemon.

Your opinion means nothing.

why u hatin'

  

u've clearly never seen blastoise vs charzard.