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How often do you shower?

  • Once a day

    Votes: 99 58.2%
  • Twice a day

    Votes: 60 35.3%
  • Every other day

    Votes: 11 6.5%

  • Total voters
    170
As a Muslim man who immigrated to the US when I was an infant, I couldn't get myself to vote for that man. Have I fiscally benefited from his presidency? Of course.

But that man putrid and deserves to be stoned.

The Trump "tax cuts" were overrated. I paid more in taxes under Trump. I'm not a billion dollar corporation.

 
People hating on squatty potty's or nah? I don't need it to take a comfortable deuce, but I appreciate the tool for what it is. Mine didn't make it in the moving process a few years ago, but this thread high key making me want to reinvest simply due to the nasty *** takes here. :lol:
I think alot of NT'ers lack experience with Women, cause otherwise they'd be up on the Wet Wipes game (Hell, Cam'Ron made a song about it back in 06')

They don't understand what girls be spending so much time in the bathroom. and carrying around purse that weighs 15 lbs all day long.

When girls go to the bathroom, they go inside a stall strip all of their clothes off, and proceed to wipe their butts and overall genital area squeaky clean. They might end up doing this 2-3 times throughout the day. The reason they do this is cause they never know when they're gonna get it cracking - like Janet Jackson said, it could be "Anytime Anyplace". Y'all thinking these females monogamous but truth be told they'll bust it open for a neighbor, colleague, postal worker, garbage man if his energy is right and his game is tight.
 
People at work think I'm strange for carrying the ziploc "go bag" as a part of my EDC. Trust, I prefer not to deuce at work, but if I do I'm ready. Zero shame in taking a seat and cleaning the grime after a long day so the sweat cheeks aren't in full effect because to your point, never know when I will get it crackin either. Can't have some female ready to enroll in Kanyes workout plan and I'm sitting here with low confidence because I know I got the meat sweats in my draws.
 
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I shower everyday in the summer. It the winter I’ll shower Friday night and again Sunday night if I aint left the house.
 
I think alot of NT'ers lack experience with Women, cause otherwise they'd be up on the Wet Wipes game (Hell, Cam'Ron made a song about it back in 06')

They don't understand what girls be spending so much time in the bathroom. and carrying around purse that weighs 15 lbs all day long.

When girls go to the bathroom, they go inside a stall strip all of their clothes off, and proceed to wipe their butts and overall genital area squeaky clean. They might end up doing this 2-3 times throughout the day. The reason they do this is cause they never know when they're gonna get it cracking - like Janet Jackson said, it could be "Anytime Anyplace". Y'all thinking these females monogamous but truth be told they'll bust it open for a neighbor, colleague, postal worker, garbage man if his energy is right and his game is tight.
If her wallah wallah smell like the am-pm female restroom, she can anytime anyplace her *** in the shower
 
Wait, hold up...Y'all don't use wet wipes in public restrooms if you have a drop a deuce?

Y'all some dirty mother ****ers for real for real 🤦‍♂️

I can understand being in a public restroom you've never been to before or one where you cant keep wet wipes with you, but even then you can still grad a bunch of paper towels, wet them and use that to clean.

But to go into raw dogging it and only using the toilet paper? Ah, hell nah.
 
I'm not team shower every time you take a ****, but I stay by the wet wipes.

What's even better for me is that my hospital has a product called Theraworx that we use to clean up patients with. They're essentially just antiseptic wet wipes that we keep in a warming device at all times. Better believe I stuff a pack of these down my scrub pants every time I drop a deuce at work:
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On the topic of feminine stank: I once hooked up with a girl off of POF back in the day. As soon as I went to hit it from the back I got hit with a waft of stink like I've never experienced even to this day. It was hard, but I worked through it. Next day I woke up and my hands still smelled like that no matter how many times I washed them. I got skunked by the box. It took Dawn dish soap to break down that grease. Next step was tomato juice if that didn't work.
 
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So 703 hwy 703 hwy and deusavertat deusavertat and any of you, "If I don't go anywhere/workout, I might skip a shower" dudes; do you wake up the following day and put on clean under garments? (Socks, Drawls, etc..)

Or do you keep the same ones on you say in for the previous 24 hours?

Please respond.
 
Wait, hold up...Y'all don't use wet wipes in public restrooms if you have a drop a deuce?

Y'all some dirty mother ****ers for real for real 🤦‍♂️

I can understand being in a public restroom you've never been to before or one where you cant keep wet wipes with you, but even then you can still grad a bunch of paper towels, wet them and use that to clean.

But to go into raw dogging it and only using the toilet paper? Ah, hell nah.

I'M SAYING! Having the wet wipes at your disposal isn't always an option, but you better believe its standard operating procedure and not the exception to the rule. I carry a book bag to work that has the standard stuff, and I keep a ziploc sealed in the glovebox with what I could need.
I'm not team shower every time you take a ****, but I stay by the wet wipes.

What's even better for me is that my hospital has a product called Theraworx that we use to clean up patients with. They're essentially just antiseptic wet wipes that we keep in a warming device at all times. Better believe I stuff a pack of these down my scrub pants every time I drop a deuce at work:
185018103l.jpg


On the topic of feminine stank: I once hooked up with a girl off of POF back in the day. As soon as I went to hit it from the back I got hit with a waft of stink like I've never experienced even to this day. It was hard, but I worked through it. Next day I woke up and my hands still smelled like that no matter how many times I washed my hands. I got skunked by the box. It took Dawn dish soap to break down that grease. Next step was tomato juice if that didn't work.
Theraworx makes great stuff. I need to see if I can find this in a consumer version.

I'm sorry you had to fight through that for the yambs, though. That push through phase is crucial. Lowkey hard to stay focused in those situations, but it is what it is.
 
frink85 frink85 Imagine how much money is saved by simply using the Tabo and soap :lol:

they have no idea. All you need is 3-4 scoops and you good to go. No water wasted :pimp:

fresh cold water when you get home, or the room temp still water sitting overnight in the morning, sarap :emoji_fire:
 
I have my own semi private bathroom at work. It is only used by a handful of people, cleaned often and has seatcovers. That's the best you can expect from a work environment aside from having your own personal bathroom.

Only another director and myself use my bathroom. Saw it's raw booty idgaf
 
I'm not team shower every time you take a ****, but I stay by the wet wipes.

What's even better for me is that my hospital has a product called Theraworx that we use to clean up patients with. They're essentially just antiseptic wet wipes that we keep in a warming device at all times. Better believe I stuff a pack of these down my scrub pants every time I drop a deuce at work:
185018103l.jpg


On the topic of feminine stank: I once hooked up with a girl off of POF back in the day. As soon as I went to hit it from the back I got hit with a waft of stink like I've never experienced even to this day. It was hard, but I worked through it. Next day I woke up and my hands still smelled like that no matter how many times I washed them. I got skunked by the box. It took Dawn dish soap to break down that grease. Next step was tomato juice if that didn't work.

That box stank is no joke. Had the smell on my fingers. It would not come off. Took some elbow grease to finally get rid of it.
 
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