Bad Neighbors

[y2kingsfan]

when i was in college the neighbors behind me would always throw parties on a Monday or a Tuesday night. It wasnt the fact they were parting during the week,it was the fact that they were listening to Soulja Boy and Flo-Rida non stop.

 

[aubstuh86]

heres what i would, when ur neighbors are gone for a vacay, run the hose through their mail slot (assuming they have those mailslots attached to their homes)and turn the water to full blast.

 

[jordman23]

I just moved into the neighborhood and there's this little boy who is beyond rude. He calls us (adults) by our first names. One day I was typing my memoirs and the boy shreds them

. I took him across my knee and spanked him. His dad confronted me and from that day on all Hell broke loose.
First, the dad sends bottle rockets at my window, and then I put up a banner on my house saying "Two Bad Neighbors", in reference to dad and son. The dad also glued on a rainbow-colored wig on my head just before I'm about to give an important speech to a local club. I then retaliate by destroying their lawn with my car. Despite my wife urging me to apologize, the confrontation continues. The dad and son are just making their way through the sewers to release locusts in my house when I spot them and climb down. The dad and I begin fighting, but that little +$$#%# son releases the locusts which attack me

^^

Simpsons episode.George Bush.

 

[renkxedik]

man all that pales to what i'm going through
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First you got the ppl upstair who I seriously believe are borderline ******ed ... can't figure out how to work a toilet
- The first incident is when their toilet flooded and they kept flushing it tons of feces water came downstairs messed up on of my fav sweaters .. somethingbut i paid a grip for .. then they had the nerve not to answer the door ..
- When normally they walk around as if there's a pair of elephants living upstairs
- After that it became their bath tub then
- Lor and behold after spending about two months to get the ceiling in the bathroom fixed, guess what
- They still haven't figured out you can't flush a toilet when it's backed up ......
- When I was told it was their toilet again that had water leaking down I went from

- Then you got the ppl. across the hall that stay throwing dirty diapers in the yard

This is supposed to be one of the "better" blocks and buildings in the neighborhood and you got low life trash like this surrounding you
I swear ppl in the projects had a whole lot more common sense and decency than these two ... there was the occasional shoot out but at least i wasn'tsurrounded by filth

 

[rocky437]

these two gay dudes used to live in the house to our left, they painted the curb in front of their house yellow meaning nobody allowed to park there. they alsohated my friends and i since we played road hockey. lol i remember when me and my boy cut a wire right beside their house and they called the repairman andblamed us for it, but we just denied everything and my parents believed us since they were gay. my boy also once tried stealing their mail but their maidcaught him.

i was glad when they moved out, and then later we foundout one of them died, cant remember why, then the other died because of drug overdose.

 

[ao17]

Originally Posted by Jordman23

I just moved into the neighborhood and there's this little boy who is beyond rude. He calls us (adults) by our first names. One day I was typing my memoirs and the boy shreds them

. I took him across my knee and spanked him. His dad confronted me and from that day on all Hell broke loose.
First, the dad sends bottle rockets at my window, and then I put up a banner on my house saying "Two Bad Neighbors", in reference to dad and son. The dad also glued on a rainbow-colored wig on my head just before I'm about to give an important speech to a local club. I then retaliate by destroying their lawn with my car. Despite my wife urging me to apologize, the confrontation continues. The dad and son are just making their way through the sewers to release locusts in my house when I spot them and climb down. The dad and I begin fighting, but that little +$$#%# son releases the locusts which attack me

^^

Simpsons episode.George Bush.
I knew that story sounded familiar

early 90's Simpsons FTW

 

[smokey1212]

 

[that guy]

My neighbors once towed my family's car, and almost everyday after school when i was with my friends entering my house one of my neighbors just stare atus.
They complain about ARE back yard and tell us to fix it.

 

[nooera]

Originally Posted by ao17

Originally Posted by Jordman23

I just moved into the neighborhood and there's this little boy who is beyond rude. He calls us (adults) by our first names. One day I was typing my memoirs and the boy shreds them

. I took him across my knee and spanked him. His dad confronted me and from that day on all Hell broke loose.
First, the dad sends bottle rockets at my window, and then I put up a banner on my house saying "Two Bad Neighbors", in reference to dad and son. The dad also glued on a rainbow-colored wig on my head just before I'm about to give an important speech to a local club. I then retaliate by destroying their lawn with my car. Despite my wife urging me to apologize, the confrontation continues. The dad and son are just making their way through the sewers to release locusts in my house when I spot them and climb down. The dad and I begin fighting, but that little +$$#%# son releases the locusts which attack me

^^

Simpsons episode.George Bush.

I knew that story sounded familiar

early 90's Simpsons FTW




Pretty sure this episode aired in like 98

 

[pr0phecy718]

dude said early 90 simpsons

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

the george bush episode was 1996

 

[phil le0tard0]

Originally Posted by 18key

my old *+% neighbor across the street choked my mom out.

 

[wallyhopp]

most of those neighbor types are either stupid and or just bulllies that got away with their antics for too long.

unless i'm a clean cut perfect neighbor, I have no room to talk. and unless I want them hounding me about stuff, I mind my business... Expect a full on warif anyone comes after me.

 

[itsgettinhot]

I used to spend a lot of time at my homegirl's apartment complex in Berkeley. The family living downstairs would complain all day for the slightest amountof sound. Callin' police and everything.

One time, they were being extra stupid, and called the police to deal with the noise disturbance, but there wasn't even anybody home. Police stoppedanswering her calls after that.

 

[eight2one]

Originally Posted by Sha77er S7ar I

do what i do. get a universal remote, turn on their entertainment system at full blast at 2am. repeat cycle. might not make then a better neighbor but its fun pissing them off

smart idea.

 

[johnson1]

Originally Posted by That Guy

My neighbors once towed my family's car, and almost everyday after school when i was with my friends entering my house one of my neighbors just stare at us.
They complain about ARE back yard and tell us to fix it.

our

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by cs02132

my neighbors are probably the worst

they have done so much BS but this is all i can remember

my mom owns a daycare at my house and when the kids parents come to pick them up my neighbors purposely park on the street so the parents dont have any room to park
when i was like 2 years old tehy called the cops because i was crying..like %@# is that
and my family was trying to get approved so we can build an addition on to our house..every neighbor except htem agreed to it and now we cant get it because of them. they said that a second floor on my house "would block the sun that hits their house"

@ them

 

[antwaun817]

Originally Posted by Purple Face

I just moved into the neighborhood and there's this little boy who is beyond rude. He calls us (adults) by our first names. One day I was typing my memoirs and the boy shreds them

. I took him across my knee and spanked him. His dad confronted me and from that day on all Hell broke loose.
First, the dad sends bottle rockets at my window, and then I put up a banner on my house saying "Two Bad Neighbors", in reference to dad and son. The dad also glued on a rainbow-colored wig on my head just before I'm about to give an important speech to a local club. I then retaliate by destroying their lawn with my car. Despite my wife urging me to apologize, the confrontation continues. The dad and son are just making their way through the sewers to release locusts in my house when I spot them and climb down. The dad and I begin fighting, but that little +$$#%# son releases the locusts which attack me

sounds suspect to me

 

[jflip]

So anyone have any discrete tactics to mess with my neighbors? I only got: porn subscriptions, attracting bugs to their yard. The universal remote idea is goodbut I don't know what kind of TV they have.

 

[mieraviking]

went to trenton once.........never going back
same with atlantic city

 

[nloc]

i live in an apartment complex and there seems to be some ignorant Mexicans living right on top of me(no racist im hispanic also) that put their +%*%!@# musicso damn loud that my ceiling literally shakes. So my dad goes up to complain and they have the ignorance to say that the f"ederal law" allows them toblast music with disregard for the rest. Wish i could fill their whole apartment with CO2

 

[EddieWinslow1983]

First of all we live in a townhouse. There is NO ASSIGNED PARKING. This woman 2 doors down always be gettin in my face if i park in the spot in front of herhouse. I come home one day and this woman got the city to put up a handicap sign on the parking spot and a handicap sticker on her whip. The worst part aboutis , this fool aint even handicapped. Always be joggin around the neighborhood and such!!!!

BTW, after the other neighbors saw what she did with the handicap spot, like 3 other neighbors went to the city and got themselves Handicap spots too!!!! Freakin ''handicap spot" hypebeasts!!!!

 

[410fresh]

Back in the day when I lived in bmore I hated my neighbors. We took those little noise makers that snap when u throw them at the ground unwrap them and putthem in a paper towel. Wrap them up and it makes a giant one and we throw them at my neighbors doors and windows. It would crack windowns and leave black markson the door. And we lose our hearing for like 20 minutes. Good times.

 

[whywesteppin]

no life and/or too much time at home = complain about every little thing and/or they're always at home making noise = bad neighbor

 

[dakingii]

Originally Posted by piczon1983

First of all we live in a townhouse. There is NO ASSIGNED PARKING. This woman 2 doors down always be gettin in my face if i park in the spot in front of her house. I come home one day and this woman got the city to put up a handicap sign on the parking spot and a handicap sticker on her whip. The worst part about is , this fool aint even handicapped. Always be joggin around the neighborhood and such!!!!

BTW, after the other neighbors saw what she did with the handicap spot, like 3 other neighbors went to the city and got themselves Handicap spots too!!!! Freakin ''handicap spot" hypebeasts!!!!

pretty good idea if you ask me