Bad Neighbors

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Anyone have any interesting bad neighbor stories to share? Recently, my next door neighbor has started to become a nuisance by complaining about the tiniest details, which is so annoying. They even filed a complaint to the Home OwnersAssociation. Being the only original owners in the neighborhood, my family has been comfortably living with no issues whatsoever for 26 years in the samehouse. Our neighbor who's been living next to us for only 6 years, has moved in trying to act as an authority in the neighborhood.

The most recent incident involved the simple task of cutting grass. One day while I was cutting grass, my neighbor was standing at his fence glaring at me, asif his eyes would prompt me to walk over to him. (Imagine a 250 pound version of Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino). He says sternly, "My wife wants youto move these grass clippings." In my head I'm thinking, "Are you serious? You're standing inside your fence telling me what to do in MYproperty?" Things just got ugly from there. Next thing you know, I receive a letter from the HOA about grass clippings saying that if we don't takecare of it, a $10 monthly charge will be imposed. The $%#^? You're thinking, "So why not just get rid of it?" Well they've started tocomplain about numerous other details which makes living next to them a big hassle. So, since they want to play that game my family has plenty of lawsupporting evidence demonstrating that they aren't picture perfect citizens. As much as I want to fill their gas tank with marbles or maybe accidentlypunch their face or chop a tree so it falls on their house, the law will best settle this...

Cliff notes:
- Bad neighbors complain about petty issues; building a mountain from a mole hill.
- Receive letter from Home Owners Association about r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s complaints
- The %$^@?
- Headache

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Please share some entertaining stories about bad neighbors. Having a bad neighbor is just dreadful. Revenge stories anyone?

 

[18key]

Yeah when I was a kid, about 7 or 8, my old *+% neighbor across the street choked my mom out. Because my dogs jumped on his wife and tried to play with her,knocking her down. If I was over 15 years old I'd probably be posting this from a prison.

 

[njstress03]

I flick my cigarette butts into my neighbor's yard ona regular. I also encourage my friends to join in.

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

when i was younger i had neighbors who wouldn't mind their business and would stay calling the cops for the most pettiest things. dude tried getting mearrested and accusing me of assult for an incident me and him got into when i was 15

me and a group of other kids would play football on the block every night and the same idiot neighbor would either make comments or call the police for noreason whatsoever. even the local officers started getting annoyed with his theatrics.

fast forward a few years later when i'm 15 and i'm at home doing my homework and my brother and his friend come running in the house talking about howthe neighbor threatened to run them over if they were playing by his house and he took their football. i ended up going to his house with my little minibaseball bat and took my brothers football out of his yard. he came out the house tried getting in my face and i pulled the bat out and told him that if hetried to touch me i was aiming straight for his head and that if he gave me anymore crap i was going to start beating his nephew up whenever i would see him.he went back in the house and i already knew what to expect.

an hour later the cops were at my door harrassing about me making deadly threats and threatining to assult my neighbor with a deadly weapon. of course i deniedall that, then my parents told the officer about how the neighbor has a history of starting problems and calling the police over and over again. it turned intoa my word vs his word thing and that was that.

my old neighbor never said nothing to me after the bat incident and he moved about 3 years later. still it was so annoying living 3 houses down from someone icouldn't stand.

thank god the neighbors who took his place are cool and are my drinking buddies on my block now

 

[jesusinjordans]

Don't even feel that bad, I've probably got one of the worst across the street from me. Dude gets angry and will wait for you to get your car then hopout screaming, if you park in front of his house. Its a public street mind you. Theres been a bunch of other incidents over the last 10 years but the worst waslast year when homeboy decided to report random houses on my block to the city as having an illegal basement out of the blue. There was a full bath in mybasement, ended up having to pay to rip it out, I'm mad that fool cost my family money. And the worst is if we let the surprise inspection happen at the1st visit instead of getting it fixed and rescheduling, wouldve been a $1,000+ penalty + per day fees for every day its not fixed.

 

[friendliest ghost]

When I was in college renting a house, my neighbors were the worst, calling my landlord for the littlest things. But my landlord got so sick of it that hewould just start @+%%+*+ with her, putting her on hold for mad long so on and so forth.

 

[skep]

seems my BAD NEIGHBORS are a bit different
i live in an apartment complex, and no matter how clean i keep my kitchen, there are always tiny lil roaches runnin around. the neighbors are filthy. gotta getthis place sprayed again. walk down the stairs to see an empty weed baggie, bottles of liquor, random strands of weave, ect.. you get the point. my apartmentis right over the pool, so on my day off all day sunday there are bout 20+ people out in the pool screamin like F'n maniacs. not to mention a visit fromthe local Ft Lauderdale Police Dept. for the weekly domestic dispute by any of the given lovely neighbors

 

[bravo]

see its all about where yall are located


out here in sugarland (suburb of houston) all my neighbors are cool, back in my younger days we stayed playin ball with music blasting and for about the past 5years a bunch of people have came over to my crib to pine and im 100% sure they are able to smell it

but they have never called the cops

....

 

[antbanks81]

when I was in college, my neighbors who were about a year older than me would complain whenever my stereo went on. She called the police several times on me,but I never got into trouble. I was so happy when Ms Piggy moved out.

In my townhouse now, my neighbor will come knock at the door to complain about music, but she has never said anything about the noise from two break-ins.

 

[pr0phecy718]

who was the nt'er that was complaining of the female shrek havingsex in his basement?

 

[c o ivi p l e x]

Originally Posted by pr0phecy718

who was the nt'er that was complaining of the female shrek having sex in his basement?

TD The God

 

[b hype free]

Our neighbor complains about stuff a lot. First, he complained about my roommate parking on the curb in front of his house, which I actually agreed with. SoI have my roommate park on the opposite side of the street (no house is there). Then he starts complaining about our yard, which isn't picture perfect,but there's nothing "illegal." He reports us and we get a letter in the mail telling us to cut the lawn of nauseous weeds taller than 12". There is none. Later, he reports my roommates car as abandoned! My roommate uses his car 3-4 times a day.

Leaving out some other incidents, this neighbor ends up moving. On his last day in the house, as he is leaving, he leaves his door open as he pulls out and itswings open and breaks my roommates rear-view mirror and leaves. It wasn't until 2-weeks later that we learned who broke it from from another differentneighbor who saw it happen.


He is gone though. My head already feels better.

 

[thegoat121886]

I live in a predominately white neighborhood. We're the only black family on the entire street. No one talks to us. I guess it's not so bad.

 

[gtek]

My next door neighbor's house used to get shot up every saturday night....
I remember when we first moved in there where shell casings in our yard.
And its a good neighborhood but Im glad dude moved out.

 

[purple face]

I just moved into the neighborhood and there's this little boy who is beyond rude. He calls us (adults) by our first names. One day I was typing my memoirsand the boy shreds them

. I took him across my knee and spanked him. His dad confronted me and from that day on all Hell broke loose.
First, the dad sends bottle rockets at my window, and then I put up a banner on my house saying "Two Bad Neighbors", in reference to dad and son. Thedad also glued on a rainbow-colored wig on my head just before I'm about to give an important speech to a local club. I then retaliate by destroying theirlawn with my car. Despite my wife urging me to apologize, the confrontation continues. The dad and son are just making their way through the sewers to releaselocusts in my house when I spot them and climb down. The dad and I begin fighting, but that little +$$#%# son releases the locusts which attack me

 

[gtek]

Originally Posted by Purple Face

I just moved into the neighborhood and there's this little boy who is beyond rude. He calls us (adults) by our first names. One day I was typing my memoirs and the boy shreds them

. I took him across my knee and spanked him. His dad confronted me and from that day on all Hell broke loose.
First, the dad sends bottle rockets at my window, and then I put up a banner on my house saying "Two Bad Neighbors", in reference to dad and son. The dad also glued on a rainbow-colored wig on my head just before I'm about to give an important speech to a local club. I then retaliate by destroying their lawn with my car. Despite my wife urging me to apologize, the confrontation continues. The dad and son are just making their way through the sewers to release locusts in my house when I spot them and climb down. The dad and I begin fighting, but that little +$$#%# son releases the locusts which attack me

 

[non flammable]

was your neighbor black?

 

[reginald noble]

Originally Posted by skep

seems my BAD NEIGHBORS are a bit different
i live in an apartment complex, and no matter how clean i keep my kitchen, there are always tiny lil roaches runnin around. the neighbors are filthy. gotta get this place sprayed again. walk down the stairs to see an empty weed baggie, bottles of liquor, random strands of weave, ect.. you get the point. my apartment is right over the pool, so on my day off all day sunday there are bout 20+ people out in the pool screamin like F'n maniacs. not to mention a visit from the local Ft Lauderdale Police Dept. for the weekly domestic dispute by any of the given lovely neighbors

 

[cs02132]

my neighbors are probably the worst

they have done so much BS but this is all i can remember

my mom owns a daycare at my house and when the kids parents come to pick them up my neighbors purposely park on the street so the parents dont have any room topark
when i was like 2 years old tehy called the cops because i was crying..like %@# is that
and my family was trying to get approved so we can build an addition on to our house..every neighbor except htem agreed to it and now we cant get it because ofthem. they said that a second floor on my house "would block the sun that hits their house"

 

[thunderchunk69]

I saw an adult film about some bad neighbors last night.
smh, the husband is going to be upset in the sequel.

 

[sha77er s7ar i]

do what i do. get a universal remote, turn on their entertainment system at full blast at 2am. repeat cycle. might not make then a better neighbor but its funpissing them off

 

[horchata kid]

One of neighbor's kid had a party (we're in an apt complex). Kids were littered in front of our apt..called the cops, straightened that out.
Later, the kid got sent from the house to live with someone else (his dad was fed up with his ^^%$)

I win.

 

[solematic j21]

My neighbors are hindu, they always let their kids play in the hallway and those kids are always hitting my door. One day i stood behind the door and waitedfor them to get close to my door and came out with a halloween mask and scared them. They never bothered again.

 

[bkroc915]

Lol, OP what you need to do is get some friends to egg the $$$$$$$ *^$% out of their house then they will +*#% + you 't get in any legal trouble.

 

[doctorshoes]

I'm a horrible neighbor, my dog barks very loudly at anything that walks, the grass in my yard has never ever been cut, the list just goes on. I don'tcare at all though