Bad Neighbors

[friendliest ghost]

Originally Posted by antwaun817

Originally Posted by Purple Face

I just moved into the neighborhood and there's this little boy who is beyond rude. He calls us (adults) by our first names. One day I was typing my memoirs and the boy shreds them

. I took him across my knee and spanked him. His dad confronted me and from that day on all Hell broke loose.
First, the dad sends bottle rockets at my window, and then I put up a banner on my house saying "Two Bad Neighbors", in reference to dad and son. The dad also glued on a rainbow-colored wig on my head just before I'm about to give an important speech to a local club. I then retaliate by destroying their lawn with my car. Despite my wife urging me to apologize, the confrontation continues. The dad and son are just making their way through the sewers to release locusts in my house when I spot them and climb down. The dad and I begin fighting, but that little +$$#%# son releases the locusts which attack me

sounds suspect to me

LMAO.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by solematic j21

My neighbors are hindu, they always let their kids play in the hallway and those kids are always hitting my door. One day i stood behind the door and waited for them to get close to my door and came out with a halloween mask and scared them. They never bothered again.

 

[mercenary x]

My neighbor from three houses down the street reported me to the animal department for my dog barking.

And the thing is, my dog doesn't even bark loud. I know this because I keep him in the house with me.


Halloween + Eggs, Toliet = His House

 

[son of troy]

I live in a small apartment complex, 10 buildings only. Since it's so small our laundry facility has only one washer and dryer. My apartment happens to beright over the laundry room which sucks when people decide to do their laundry at odd hours of the night. Mind you if they didn't slam the door Iwouldn't care when they did laundry, but I do have work early in the morning. Yesterday I was doing some loads and as I walk in to gather my things out ofthe dryer, my neighbor ( female) has my clothes pulled out on the dryer. I wanted to go off, but I decided to take a different approach. For the most part Idon't talk to any of my neighbors because most of them seem to be douche's.

 

[cadillacflow]

Not really what your asking but, when I was younger my neighbor was on America's Most Wanted for killing an old lady and a little kid. He did it about 3years before he moved next door. He had a fake name, got married, had a kid. Then the show aired and he turned himself in that night.

 

[eleet1]

My neighbor accross the street told my dad that he saw me smokin weed in my driveway with the homie. Even said he saw us exchanging money an everything. I waslike +%%? Real story was my homie just stopped by to smoke a cig and only had one so we pieced it.

Same dude also got the curb in front of his house painted for handicap so no one will park in front of his house even though he has workers there all the timeand they park all up in front of everyone elses house.

There is way more stuff on this dude im too lazy to write about. I swear if i still lived at my parents house and had to put up with this guy. Id be reportinghim cuz i know he has all kinds of illegal house additions etc.

 

[wasps and asps]

read it wrong. dont mind me.

 

[nba0203]

Originally Posted by Purple Face

I just moved into the neighborhood and there's this little boy who is beyond rude. He calls us (adults) by our first names. One day I was typing my memoirs and the boy shreds them

. I took him across my knee and spanked him. His dad confronted me and from that day on all Hell broke loose.
First, the dad sends bottle rockets at my window, and then I put up a banner on my house saying "Two Bad Neighbors", in reference to dad and son. The dad also glued on a rainbow-colored wig on my head just before I'm about to give an important speech to a local club. I then retaliate by destroying their lawn with my car. Despite my wife urging me to apologize, the confrontation continues. The dad and son are just making their way through the sewers to release locusts in my house when I spot them and climb down. The dad and I begin fighting, but that little +$$#%# son releases the locusts which attack me

that sounds familiar

 

[kobe jordan]

i have neighbors that i dislike