Anyone Got Any Jokes?

Originally Posted by quik1987
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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

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because she had no arms

What's green and has wheels?

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grass, I lied about the wheels

What's blue and smells like red paint?

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blue paint

How do you organize a party in space?

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you planet

What did the bull say to his son when he went away to college?

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Bison

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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virgin mobile

Abortion. It brings out the child in you.
 
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Originally Posted by Fog Raw

Originally Posted by Halftime718

You want to hear a joke about my penis

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Nevermind it's too long.
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You want to hear a joke about vaginas?

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Nevermind you'll never get it.
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Thread is toooo funny

what does a skeleton chef say?

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boneappeteete
 
Originally Posted by ChineyRoyal


A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer
persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.
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Originally Posted by Noah Caine

Originally Posted by ChineyRoyal


A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer
persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.
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Tom and Jim are walking down the street when Tom finds a mirror.

He picks it up, looks at it and says "hey, this guy looks familiar..."

Jim snatches the mirror from him, looks at it and says "you idiot.....that's me!"
 
How did Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway get his name? 
as his mother was filling out the birth certificate, his drunken dad walks, stumbling all over the place and slurring his words. The nurse asks

"What will his name be"

Before the mother can reply, the drunken dad slurs out

"NAME HIM AFERMEE" 

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 its funnier when your saying it out loud. 

and for the slow ones, the father meant to say AFTER ME
 
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