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Originally Posted by FOG
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?
Spoiler [+]Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
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Originally Posted by FOG
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?
Spoiler [+]Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Originally Posted by VietStar
Originally Posted by amel223
Originally Posted by letsgetit22
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, “I will give you $200 if you let me have sex with you.
Originally Posted by Drunken Cow
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them: ?In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.? For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.? Go ahead and do the same thing,? he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, ?The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.?
Originally Posted by FOG
Originally Posted by angeezy
why did they bury the battery?
Spoiler [+]because it was deadhttp://angeezy.avatar.yuku.com/u src="http://angeezy.avatar.yuku.com/u">
Originally Posted by angeezy
why did they bury the battery?
Spoiler [+]because it was dead
i live for dumb +@!# like thisOriginally Posted by GesheOneLove10
So a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender immediately throws him out. So the string ties himself in a know and frays one end. He walks back into the bar and the bartender goes, Hey aren't you that piece of string I just threw out? The piece of string looks at him and says, No sir, I'm afraid not. (a frayed knot)
Seriously bro...Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone
Originally Posted by angeezy
why did they bury the battery?
Spoiler [+]because it was dead
i live for dumb +@!# like thisOriginally Posted by GesheOneLove10
So a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender immediately throws him out. So the string ties himself in a know and frays one end. He walks back into the bar and the bartender goes, Hey aren't you that piece of string I just threw out? The piece of string looks at him and says, No sir, I'm afraid not. (a frayed knot)
Originally Posted by whyhellothere
Originally Posted by FOG
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?
Spoiler [+]Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.