Alright, its on again.

[neighb0rh00d]

1000 1st graders coming to attack you.

No weapons.

Only your body.

How many do you think you can take out before they get you.

I think i can take out about 400?

 

[kanyeeezy]

2

 

[masterhammy23]

I think I could take out a couple 100 at least.

 

[SHERLOCK87]

like 70 - 100

 

[toast1985]

1st graders? have you seen how big first graders are lately?

Pre-School, maybe 45

 

[chris steez]

a good 15 before i either sprain my wrist from all the one hitter quitters or just get tired...

 

[king beef]

Nobody on here can take more than 100. Guaranteed.

 

[murdamoork23]

 

[apples28]

1st grader are hyper little things. They are to low to the ground to hit. But I would say a good 20 before the force of 1000 kids hit me.


Lmfao at dique 400

 

[dead stokc]

I think I can tire them out, by lettin them chase me for
15-20 mins, then go to work and take out a good 150-
200 wit straight head shots, knees to groins, and throat
chops.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

like maybe 13 to 25 at most lol.......if theyre coming at the same time like a swarm of bees or ants its a wrap....they gonna bite and $@!*


gonna look like those balls from the incredibles

 

[samness20]

probably about 103..with just straight sweet chin music

 

[Shanegerous]

no idea but I would love to try this.

 

[mrsneakerman]

If its all at once then im ripping the first unlucky kid in half, maybe the rest get scared and I get an advantage. If its in waves then maybe like a 100before their on top of me like the flood in Halo.

 

[verynecessary]

are we talkin closed playground, open field, classroom, what?

i'd knock out one and swing that kid around like a wrecking ball

 

[just blazed]

Originally Posted by Dead Stokc

I think I can tire them out, by lettin them chase me for
15-20 mins, then go to work and take out a good 150-
200 wit straight head shots, knees to groins, and throat
chops.

 

[longrange3ball]

If I can get about 50, I'd call that a good day.

 

[loveofthegame916]

Originally Posted by LongRange3Ball

If I can get about 50, I'd call that a good day.

son treatin it like its just another day at the office

 

[theconditioner]

Man, Idontknow. You've got to consider the rate at which the kids are attacking you. If there is only one kid per 10 seconds coming at you, then you canlast a long time. But if it's 5 kids per second, different story.

Thank goodness there is a max amount of kids that can surround you at once (probably 30 or so)......unless they all jump on you and start piling up.

I can only imagine.

 

[jrp44]

Originally Posted by verynecessary

are we talkin closed playground, open field, classroom, what?

i'd knock out one and swing that kid around like a wrecking ball

that would be my strategy

Take him by his legs and just spin around and hit all the other kids with him

 

[23mcpizzle23]

1st graders? all 1000 they would be to scared to just rush in so id pick those little bastards off 3 at a time....

 

[hiram408]

all 1000...get em to go in a narrow hall and take em down one by one, 300 style

 

[raptors29]

For me it really depends on how tough they are. I think I could take like 500. I wear a size 16, so that's coming with the force of a 12 gauge.

 

[jeenewed]

Originally Posted by verynecessary

are we talkin closed playground, open field, classroom, what?

i'd knock out one and swing that kid around like a wrecking ball

That's my strategy. If I take one in each hand and do this i'll get about 80

 

[jeenewed]

Originally Posted by samness20

probably about 103..with just straight sweet chin music

Son gave us an exact number, like this has happened to him before.