Airhead Chicks UNappreciation Vol. Whats the dumbest thing a girl ever told you?

[cornzilla]

I just got back from Europe and I was hanging out with a friend and she was asking me about it. 

Me: Man everything in Paris was so expensive.

Girl: Why?

Me: Cause the exchange rate for the Euro is bad.

Girl: What's a Euro?

Me: It's the money that they use in europe.

Girl: You mean they don't use dollars?

Me: 

 

[nycknicks105]

This thread is useless without pics

 

[shortyoscart]

Originally Posted by SomethingDunk

took a girl on a bowling date when i was in high school:

me: Look i bowl a turkey
her: where the turkey

me:?? huh??
her: do you get a turkey to bring home?

me: no i bowled 3 strike in a row
her: so you wont be taking a turkey home?

never ask her out again

 while reading this i was imagining her reactions.

  

 

[moneyright]

 

[lalph rauren]

pics of the chick, her period ended yesterday, just came back from beasting,

 

[nikeholic23]

"Patrón is my favorite vodka."

*SSLLLLAAPPP

 

[Johnny_Cakes]

Originally Posted by General Johnson

After I got finished smashing this chick I go to make a sandwich (my house)...

Me: You want a sandwich
Her: Yes. Thanks.
Me: Do you want mayonnaise on it?
Her: ...I don't know.
Me:

Same girl months later on phone...

Her: I love you.
Me: Don't say that. You don't mean it
Her: I do. I love you.
Me: Why do you think you love me?
Her: Because you gave me two orgasms in a row. (she was dead serious)

That was our last convo.

 

[lui kang817]

Texting this chick




Me:Lol shut up scrub you so lame
Her: Penguin ! lol
Me:"Penguin" %!@
Her:You called me a scub so I had to call u a penguin...cuz dudes are scrubs only...Lame
Me: Its "Pigeon"
Her: Oh.............I was close

 

[equality]

"I don't feel like it tonight..."
gets me fired up everytime

 

[zerogravity23]

i was watching family feud earlier and the question was: what can you find inside a pyramid... the lady said Egyptians.

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by throwback1718

same girl...

She looks up at the sky,

"wow you see how white the clouds are? they look like they are coming to give me a hug"

"Hey, you wanna buy a dollar?"

"Im going up the road to the street"



she is by far the dumbest female that I have encountered

This had me dying

 

[nkeair]

Me and my friend (Chris) were in the car and my friend was trying to smash this one chick who gets around and they were texting each other
Chris: "I heard you were making out with some guy at the party, you must have had a great time

"

Her: "What? What do you mean? I wasnt doing anything!"

Her: "OMG SOMEONE TOLD CHRIS I MADE OUT WITH (dudes name i forgot)"

 she texted him back that and we were 

not really something stupid, but a costly mistake 

 

[jdotvo]

my ex used to add an "s" to everything she said and wrote (i.e. mines, teeths, etc.)

one day i asked her

me: why do you add an "s" to everything?
her: cause its cutes

 

[hypebeast21]

thers too manyy

 

[galvelocity]

Originally Posted by ZeroGravity23

i was watching family feud earlier and the question was: what can you find inside a pyramid... the lady said Egyptians.

Hahahaha I watch family feud like every day and some of the people's answers are just RIDICULOUS. Once during fast money the question was "Name a vegetable that's green" and the lady said "corn", and there was one like "Name a place that starts with 'new'" and the guy said "New Germany"

 

[ouch my feet]

hahah @ "New Germany"

lol omg

 

[jpioneer]

A girl told me once that Norway is a country in Russia.

I'm still confused.

 

[caramelcrusader]

So we were texting and it went like this
Me: It reminds me of something I'd rather not be reminded of

Her: Yes thats ok what does it remind you of?

Me: That doesnt matter

Her: Can you please tell me what memories it brings up I would love to know

Me: Do you understand that I dont want to be reminded

Her: No..... im sorry I just want to know

Me: Well it means I dont want to talk about it

Me: What did you think I didnt want to be reminded meant?

Her: Idk not that tho

She was dead serious too smh, This women is a college student lmao

 

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by ricer yo

my ex used to add an "s" to everything she said and wrote (i.e. mines, teeths, etc.)

one day i asked her

me: why do you add an "s" to everything?
her: cause its cutes

  

 

[werunsf]

do you love me?



dumbest quote ever.

 

[silverswoosh]

Some of these are unbelievable.

 

[ecruteakcityboy]

Me: hey were you here earlier today?
Her: yea
me: oh because I came by and looked like nobody was here so I left
her: it's cool just jump over the gate next time. What time did you come by?
Me: noon
her: what's that?

 

[j23diego]

I've heard some funny @!@* but nothing like most of the stuff on here

 

[hazeleyed honey]

I have plenty of airhead moments myself.

This is from one of my best friends. I love her. But, she has a lot of these moments. We still tease her about this. She said this comment a couple of years ago, back maybe in 2002 or something.

Her: OMG. Guys...I love Michael Jackson's new song!I just heard it the other day.
Us: Oh...he has a new song?How does it go?
Her: It goes something like...do do do do...Billie Jean is not my love....
Us: *stonefaces from everyone and we all burst out laughing*
Her: Guys...what???
Me: Um...That song is not new at all. It was released in 1983 and is a classic and also one of MJ's most known songs. Damn, the whole world or anywhere people know this song.
Her: Oh cool. Well, OMG, it is great!

 

[gtek]

Originally Posted by Hazeleyed Honey

I have plenty of airhead moments myself.

This is from one of my best friends. I love her. But, she has a lot of these moments. We still tease her about this. She said this comment a couple of years ago, back maybe in 2002 or something.

Her: OMG. Guys...I love Michael Jackson's new song!I just heard it the other day.
Us: Oh...he has a new song?How does it go?
Her: It goes something like...do do do do...Billie Jean is not my love....
Us: *stonefaces from everyone and we all burst out laughing*
Her: Guys...what???
Me: Um...That song is not new at all. It was released in 1983 and is a classic and also one of MJ's most known songs. Damn, the whole world or anywhere people know this song.
Her: Oh cool. Well, OMG, it is great!

Damn.

I had a very similar instance though.

White chick: Moving on up...moving on up...to the eastsiddeeee....
Me: What you know about that?
White chick: Oh I love "Good Times"
Me: