A thread dedicated to small but emotionally devastating social fails

[air bonilla 23]

Took a sports physical in the 6th grade, and I had all my friends tell me how great it was to have your little buddies examined by a female doctor. Got to theclinic place, and I was

that i had some dude as my examiner. We got tothe room, and while i was being examined, for some #*%%!++ REASON i couldnt stop laughing. and it wasn't just chuckling or giggling, but straightguffawing.

I've been

ever since.

PAUSE

 

[vtran27]

i always seem to pull the... them: "what's up" me: "im good." them: "how you doin?" me: "nuttin much."

 

[picknroll]

I hate in public/school bathrooms when you go take a pp then go wash your hands only to find out theres no more paper towels

shaking your hands dry FTL

 

[mondayc]

2 random girls pop up at my front door giving me a Christianity pamphlet.

Girls: Hi, we'd like you to read this for a minute and realize there is hope.
Me: *trying to be enthusiastic* Oh, thanks.
Girls: Have a great day!
Me: You're welcome!

 

[agthekid]

Wait wait...what about you walkin towards sumbody on the sidewalk, and yall can't seem 2 get the *#+# out of each othas way. Yall just standin there jukin right and left and smilin awkwardly...

Happens to me all the time.

What about when you walk up to close behind someone and you step on the back of they shoe. Then they turn around and give you the

x

look.

This is a great thread I been sleeping on it.

 

[supreme math]

Girl: "So, what's up took you long enough?"
Me: "I had to get up the nerve to....."
Guy: (smiling like look at the douche nozzle) "...I thought this dude was your man"

They both laugh frolicking in the !*%+!!@ fields at my fail

-Robert Moses Beach..this past summer

 

[alchemiss]

I'm sure to think of one soon but other people's fails:

I was at CVS at like 5 AM and when I checked out, dude looked at his watch and told me the time instead of giving me my change. I was waiting there like

 

[retrojtino]

It's been a while since I've done it, but I used to say "you're welcome" when I wuz supposed to say "thank you."

Another slight, but funny, once in a lifetime joint. I was the line leader in like 4th grade. So I was walkin' and this kid I knew was in the hallway withhis bookbag. He showed me some tight a** Nerf ball he had. So rather than giving him a thumb up, I flicked him off.

I was scared that the teacher saw me. I got away clean tho. Nobody actually sawme now that I think about it.

 

[hyphysole]

That is so funny, happened to me today. Lady gave me my coffee, and said enjoy your dirnk sir,

I go and say you too

 

[alljayevryjay]

New one...

When you're eavesdropping on people talking, then one of them points to something in your direction that is out of your field of vision. You just HAVE tolook dont you?

 

[jjgrt5]

I have a ton.....

1. When some chick that seems interested in you keeps looking at you from far, but when you look at her she turns around.

female:

(from 2 rows away)
me: (notices)

x

x

female:

x

(quickly turns around)
me:

x

x

2 minutes late.....

female:

me:

female:

(quickly turns around)
me:

2 minutes later......

female:

me:

x

female:

(quickly turns around)
me:

2 minutes later.....

me:

female:

me:

female:

x

 

[jawnyquest]

Originally Posted by Alchemiss

I'm sure to think of one soon but other people's fails:

I was at CVS at like 5 AM and when I checked out, dude looked at his watch and told me the time instead of giving me my change. I was waiting there like

those grave shift workers be tweakin

 

[Dragonflijones]

Originally Posted by JJGRT5

I have a ton.....

1. When some chick that seems interested in you keeps looking at you from far, but when you look at her she turns around.

female:

(from 2 rows away)
me: (notices)

x

x

female:

x

(quickly turns around)
me:

x

x

2 minutes late.....

female:

me:

female:

(quickly turns around)
me:

2 minutes later......

female:

me:

x

female:

(quickly turns around)
me:

2 minutes later.....

me:

female:

me:

female:

x

wth?

 

[glory glory hallelujah]

I have never laughed so hard at a thread on here as I did with this one. Probably because I can (unfortunately) relate to so many.

I hate when I walk into a funky +#@ bathroom (like the type of funk where you contemplate just saying #%%+ it and holding your pee), and you go and whileyou're washing your hands, someone else walks in and their nose crinkles up while giving you that "GOT DAMN, YOU NEED A CHANGE IN DIET." look. Itso awkward because I don't know if I should even care what they think or if I should immediately start talking about how bad it smells in there.

 

[black milk]

Glory, can i see a pic of you?

 

[glory glory hallelujah]

That's me in my avy.

 

[black milk]

oh it is?..nevermind

 

[glory glory hallelujah]

...Okay?

 

[we gettin kufi]

Originally Posted by Black Milk

oh it is?..nevermind

 

[jjgrt5]

Originally Posted by Black Milk

oh it is?..nevermind

 

[Dragonflijones]

Today while standing inline at best buy I noticed that down the back leg of some chick jean was the 'size sticker' still on her pants.


16

16

16

16

16

16

16

16


Poor chick. I couldn't bear to tell her.

 

[acidicality]

Originally Posted by JJGRT5

I have a ton.....

1. When some chick that seems interested in you keeps looking at you from far, but when you look at her she turns around.

female:

(from 2 rows away)
me: (notices)

x

x

female:

x

(quickly turns around)
me:

x

x

2 minutes late.....

female:

me:

female:

(quickly turns around)
me:

2 minutes later......

female:

me:

x

female:

(quickly turns around)
me:

2 minutes later.....

me:

female:

me:

female:

x

I think I sorta know what you mean...I've had a few of these in one of my classes this quarter.

Like...

Her:

(from the corner of my eye i can tell she's looking in mydirection and staring)
Me: (someone in her direction is asking a question so i slowly turn that direction)

Her:

(turns away and looks forward)

 

[jpthe3]

Originally Posted by Nktran001

Originally Posted by LilSciurid08

Originally Posted by potus2028

How bout you think sumbody talkin 2 you, you start talkin back, and she got a bluetooth in her ear on the phone.

Delayed facepalm moment.

Or, how bout a slight stumble in public? Not a total faceplant or nothin, one of the jawns where you catch yaself, but you def know your diddybop failed.

Or hell, what about you on a elevator, and its like 3 people on that mafuh, and you get 2 a floor and yall can't decide who gets out 1st. Have me bout 2 suggest a game of rock, paper, scissors 2 decide.

Wait wait...what about you walkin towards sumbody on the sidewalk, and yall can't seem 2 get the *#+# out of each othas way. Yall just standin there jukin right and left and smilin awkwardly...

Oh, and let me not forget you startin 2 walk into another room...and halfway there forget why you went. Got you just standin there 4 a good 10 seconds lookin stupid. I hate that type $#!+

your foot doesnt fully make it to the next step and u kick the on your still ona nd u have to start all over, again everyone is like

Huh?

But that "Thank you, you too" gets me all the time..

 

[downtown43]

Originally Posted by Wordy Dirts

Today while standing inline at best buy I noticed that down the back leg of some chick jean was the 'size sticker' still on her pants.


16

16

16

16

16

16

16

16


Poor chick. I couldn't bear to tell her.

 

[ddixon487]

Originally Posted by supreme math


Girl: "So, what's up took you long enough?"
Me: "I had to get up the nerve to....."
Guy: (smiling like look at the douche nozzle) "...I thought this dude was your man"

They both laugh frolicking in the !*%+!!@ fields at my fail

-Robert Moses Beach..this past summer