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First of all...Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi
Got trouble with a woman, hombre? You know what to do...
SEND FOR THE MAN!!!
Hilarious.
Second of all. Okay, since i'm over the whole ordeal anyway and i'm only running on 4 hrs of sleep right now here goes.
On 7/9/10 hombrelobo
Went to the local tavern.
Had 4 PBRs and 4 Jack and Coke doubles.
Went to friends pad. Girls came over.
Had 8 more PBRs.
At aprox. 3 am hombrelobo is informed that strippers are coming over.
At approx 4 am strippers are there.
2 more PBRs down the hatch.
At approx 4:16 am the stippers ask who gonna take their pants off infront of everyone for a spanking.
At approx 4:19 am hombrelobos pants are off (because he is ALWAYS looking to take his pants off for his freaks) and he is being spanked.
At approx 4:23 am hombrelobo was taken in for a private by this fine female dancer.
At approx 4:30 hombrelobo is getting his *%%# sucked.
At approx 5 am the stripper leaves.
The next day..
Stripper finds hombre on facebook.
Stripper wants to hang out.
Hombre had a decision...to freak or to not freak.
Hombre has decided to freak.
THE END.