30 Truths for Mature Humans

[scarsorscabs]

Originally Posted by AbstraKt

1. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
2. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
3. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
4. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
7. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone else of any importance the entire day.  What a waste.
8. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer if they call.
9. How many times is it appropriate to say “what?

 

[scarsorscabs]

Originally Posted by AbstraKt

1. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
2. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
3. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
4. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
7. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone else of any importance the entire day.  What a waste.
8. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer if they call.
9. How many times is it appropriate to say “what?

 

[tr1ll]

I just said "for real!" 30 times..

 

[tr1ll]

I just said "for real!" 30 times..

 

[hawkflight6]

That whole list is on point

 

[hawkflight6]

That whole list is on point

 

[kangaroobombs]

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Socks get dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty and you can wear them forever.

 

[kangaroobombs]

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Socks get dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty and you can wear them forever.

 

[hella handsome]

Best list ever. I agree with ever single one. High school kids get stupider every single year. I don't know what the hell is going on with the youth nowadays

 

[hella handsome]

Best list ever. I agree with ever single one. High school kids get stupider every single year. I don't know what the hell is going on with the youth nowadays

 

[knightngale]

the freezer one needs to be updated cause most modern refrigerators have lights in the freezer 

 

[knightngale]

the freezer one needs to be updated cause most modern refrigerators have lights in the freezer 

 

[dunkfan84]

thanks for sharing. this will be saved haha

 

[dunkfan84]

thanks for sharing. this will be saved haha

 

[presequel]

this list is truth

 

[presequel]

this list is truth