30 Truths for Mature Humans

[brettthejett]

I 100% GUAR-AN-TEE a woman wrote this list.

 

[brettthejett]

I 100% GUAR-AN-TEE a woman wrote this list.

 

[blacklion23]

The entire list is on point.

 

[blacklion23]

The entire list is on point.

 

[sneakaholic4life]

Originally Posted by HigherGround

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone else of any importance the entire day.  What a waste

oh god this this this, n also the rest of the list matches me almost exactly 

 

[sneakaholic4life]

Originally Posted by HigherGround

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone else of any importance the entire day.  What a waste

oh god this this this, n also the rest of the list matches me almost exactly 

 

[essential1]

Can we all just ignore what comes after Blu-ray? I don’t have time restart my collection all over again.
Seriously... Everytime I buy a DVD or a Blu-ray that I really want.. I have the same feeling.. The feeling of being worried because what the hell am I going to do when I need to buy all this $#** again 4-5 more times in my life.

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you’re going to die after leaning too far back in your chair.
Happened last week at the Library... Probably looked like the most awkward movement to the outside observer.

As a driver, I hate pedestrians.  As a pedestrian, I hate drivers.  But no matter the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

Once a week a lady riding on her bicycle holds up traffic riding on a busy street.. While it is illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk (technically)... But it is a perfectly good sidewalk ride your bike on that...

 MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

 

[essential1]

Can we all just ignore what comes after Blu-ray? I don’t have time restart my collection all over again.
Seriously... Everytime I buy a DVD or a Blu-ray that I really want.. I have the same feeling.. The feeling of being worried because what the hell am I going to do when I need to buy all this $#** again 4-5 more times in my life.

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you’re going to die after leaning too far back in your chair.
Happened last week at the Library... Probably looked like the most awkward movement to the outside observer.

As a driver, I hate pedestrians.  As a pedestrian, I hate drivers.  But no matter the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

Once a week a lady riding on her bicycle holds up traffic riding on a busy street.. While it is illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk (technically)... But it is a perfectly good sidewalk ride your bike on that...

 MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

 

[ginzo]

Originally Posted by Essential1

Seriously... Everytime I buy a DVD or a Blu-ray that I really want.. I have the same feeling.. The feeling of being worried because what the hell am I going to do when I need to buy all this $#** again 4-5 more times in my life.
Go digital problem solved...

Once a week a lady riding on her bicycle holds up traffic riding on a busy street.. While it is illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk (technically)... But it is a perfectly good sidewalk ride your bike on that...
It's illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk? I've been doing that since I had a bike. I always thought ppl that ride in the bike lane were morons.

 

[ginzo]

Originally Posted by Essential1

Seriously... Everytime I buy a DVD or a Blu-ray that I really want.. I have the same feeling.. The feeling of being worried because what the hell am I going to do when I need to buy all this $#** again 4-5 more times in my life.
Go digital problem solved...

Once a week a lady riding on her bicycle holds up traffic riding on a busy street.. While it is illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk (technically)... But it is a perfectly good sidewalk ride your bike on that...
It's illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk? I've been doing that since I had a bike. I always thought ppl that ride in the bike lane were morons.

 

[damnthosejs]

Originally Posted by Ginzo

Originally Posted by Essential1

Seriously... Everytime I buy a DVD or a Blu-ray that I really want.. I have the same feeling.. The feeling of being worried because what the hell am I going to do when I need to buy all this $#** again 4-5 more times in my life.

Go digital problem solved...

Once a week a lady riding on her bicycle holds up traffic riding on a busy street.. While it is illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk (technically)... But it is a perfectly good sidewalk ride your bike on that...
It's illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk? I've been doing that since I had a bike. I always thought ppl that ride in the bike lane were morons.

as a driver, better keep your bike on the sidewalk

we dont want you on those bikelanes. road hazzards suck.

 

[damnthosejs]

Originally Posted by Ginzo

Originally Posted by Essential1

Seriously... Everytime I buy a DVD or a Blu-ray that I really want.. I have the same feeling.. The feeling of being worried because what the hell am I going to do when I need to buy all this $#** again 4-5 more times in my life.

Go digital problem solved...

Once a week a lady riding on her bicycle holds up traffic riding on a busy street.. While it is illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk (technically)... But it is a perfectly good sidewalk ride your bike on that...
It's illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk? I've been doing that since I had a bike. I always thought ppl that ride in the bike lane were morons.

as a driver, better keep your bike on the sidewalk

we dont want you on those bikelanes. road hazzards suck.

 

[Kev93]

Lol

 

[Kev93]

Lol

 

[pip777]

On point

 

[pip777]

On point

 

[kramer]

The first one is a little random but funny, this list is on point though. I'm not even gonna try and name specific numbers

 

[kramer]

The first one is a little random but funny, this list is on point though. I'm not even gonna try and name specific numbers

 

[AZwildcats]

I think the freezer deserves a light as well

I couldn't agree more. I am tired of scraping my arms against ice to get some damn beef.

 

[AZwildcats]

I think the freezer deserves a light as well

I couldn't agree more. I am tired of scraping my arms against ice to get some damn beef.

 

[p0tat0 5alad]

lol can relate to pretty much all of them.

 

[p0tat0 5alad]

lol can relate to pretty much all of them.

 

[loveofthegame916]

Originally Posted by AbstraKt

Even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating car keys, finding their cell phone, remembering to zip up but I’d bet my life savings that anyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, barely cohesive - first time, every time.

I swear on my life this %!*+ is true

 

[loveofthegame916]

Originally Posted by AbstraKt

Even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating car keys, finding their cell phone, remembering to zip up but I’d bet my life savings that anyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, barely cohesive - first time, every time.

I swear on my life this %!*+ is true

 

[thejrob]

Great list. Agree with a lot of those