⚽️The Footy Thread: German Super Cup, International Champions Cup, Copa Libertadores

[jape]

man i've been to a handful of premier league games and arsenal was always the least scummy
can't say im shocked though either

at least arsenal is trying to launch an investigation
in serie a they would've blamed koulibaly

 

[jape]

 

[Armada]

Me and my homies was just talkin about the other day about who would throw down if fighting in soccer was allowed like hockey

 

[vtotheinay]

Watching neymar try to fight would be absolutely hilarious. I could see him being the guy faking an injury after one punch, then getting up and throwing a nut shot and walking away

 

[PabloSanchez]

Me and my homies was just talkin about the other day about who would throw down if fighting in soccer was allowed like hockey

Kolasinac stays ready, I bet Shaqiri would throw hands too.

 

[Verde Shuttles]

Not fighting any Serbian or Albanian would be a good idea

 

[jape]

if yall had one fighter from your squad, who would it be?

im throwing arturo vidal out there

 

[PabloSanchez]

Verde is absolutely right and I would pick either Kola or Xhaka.

 

[Black Lotus]

if yall had one fighter from your squad, who would it be?

im throwing arturo vidal out there

Arturo for sure

 

[Armada]

if yall had one fighter from your squad, who would it be?

im throwing arturo vidal out there

Fernandinho. mans a habitual line stepper can’t even lie.

I’m also taking Zinchenko oddly enough, mans from Ukraine and ifrc correctly from his background he’s seen some ****. I wouldn’t try a dude like that or any of them Eastern European cats tbh

Otamendi is for sure the fake tough guy on the squad

 

[rolaholic]

if yall had one fighter from your squad, who would it be?

im throwing arturo vidal out there

Probably Matic,man was ready to take on the entire Costa Rican bench and staff by himself in Russia last summer

 

[mastamind89]

Looking at Group D, Namibia is gonna get ran through

Kolasinac stays ready, I bet Shaqiri would throw hands too.

Word, Kolasinac is with the ****s. I'm surprised no one said Ibra. Always felt that Gattuso could throw them hands

 

[Belgium]

if yall had one fighter from your squad, who would it be?

im throwing arturo vidal out there

Gonna have to go with Sissoko.

Spoiler

 

[MetalMario]

you Wouldn’t want to know what’ll happen if Diego Costa was given permission

 

[flyeed]

if yall had one fighter from your squad, who would it be?

im throwing arturo vidal out there

Srs note, idk, Ramos seems to be skilled at illegal takedowns

 

[8pm at msg]

I don't think we have any real fighters at Chelsea.

Cahill would be the closest, biggest guy on the squad and is big on working out

 

[haicheo]

Ramos would easily be sent to this Octagon by Madrid. All the stuff he gets away with now, imagine an actual scrap.

 

[jape]

Nah Ramos a *****. He has a tramp stamp. He just does dirty ****.

Casemiro a real one though

 

[PabloSanchez]

Gonna have to go with Sissoko.

Spoiler

That picture is perfect

 

[nomadicsole21]

Fernandinho. mans a habitual line stepper can’t even lie.

I’m also taking Zinchenko oddly enough, mans from Ukraine and ifrc correctly from his background he’s seen some ****. I wouldn’t try a dude like that or any of them Eastern European cats tbh

Otamendi is for sure the fake tough guy on the squad

Imagine Sterling running like how he does on the pitch into a brawl

I can see Ederson with some kicks tho, boy got a leg, the rest of our team tho idk...we have probably the shortest team in the PL. I cant see David Silva, Bernardo, Mahrez, Delph in a fight

 

[Coupé It]

if yall had one fighter from your squad, who would it be?

im throwing arturo vidal out there

PEPE

I Win...

 

[Bosa]

Fernandinho. mans a habitual line stepper can’t even lie.

it all make sense now. Trying to kill Kane out there.

Anyways.


Sergio ramos>

 

[Bosa]

Nah Ramos a *****. He has a tramp stamp. He just does dirty ****.

Casemiro a real one though

waaaat. Dude was ready to scrap with puyol and they play in the same national team


Edit speaking of puyol

 

[flyeed]

My brother put up a Puyol poster in our old man cave. I used to tell people that he was a prisoner of war and escaped before playing professional footy. Nobody ever questioned it because he looks like he’s cut from the same cloth as Rambo.

 

[yankeesking92]