Why do it when you can get the real thing?
She is not going to be around til later in the day (which is what I thought)
That time of the month (also the case)
I do it 95% less than I used to do it when I didnt have a gf. But of course I get caught the one random afternoon I do.
She was not around so I had to do what I had to do. Then Bam! comes through the door surprising me. Had she arrived ten seconds earlier I would have beeninnocently laying on the bed, I had just started smh.