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I damn near got nauseous looking at that second picture. God is good, man.

I think it's spam.

That's fine. You say that like I'm supposed to give a damn or something.

Y'all beasting, and you can't even see her face! What if her eyes go in different directions or she got a cleft pallet or something?

What in the Arkansas +%$! is this??

i'm not sure if this qualifies as "simple" but for me its: swim tie a tie Well... if I could be a bit more honest, when saying my ABCs normally, if I have to remember what comes before or after one of the middle letters (like K orN), I have to do a quick mini rendition of the ABC...

Eat with chopsticks Drink beer Say my ABCs backwards Take Theraflu or Alka Seltzer without throwing up.

Yes, I'm ugly. Thank you for posting my picture. Much appreciated.

I don't even know you, nor do I know what I've said/done to you to make you be a douche bag towards me, but carry on. It doesn't phaseme. All of this is funny to me because you can't even see my face really in my avy, so I don't know what is up your !%$.

No, I'm not a dude.

I'm the fine one.

I am DEAD. That reminds me of this:

Canon EOS 5D Mark II

...had to decide which end to stick on the toilet.

Peed on the side of a stranger's house (and you're a chick). Aaah, college.

Word. I have been let down too many times by folks I thought would be there for me for whatever. I now know that NO ONE has my back 100%. I lovemy mom to death, but if all of her children were in a boat, drowning, and she could only save one, I wouldn't be that one. I KNOW this.

I've had the same best friend for 10 years now, but I don't think I could trust to tell her anything and EVERYTHING because she's judgmental. So,that leaves me often wondering if I do have a TRUE best friend.

Damn shame full lips are only appreciated on those with fair(er) skin!

I bet she told every chick there not to talk to Stinky.

My half of the electric bill with $20 to spare.