You Know You From The Hood When............

[ksteezy]

When you have a bunch of boriqua methadone users with the high pitched rough voice
When your local pool have dudes camping out in front.
When your local Chinese spot speaks at least 4 different languages.
Popcorn chicken at 3am is a must
You find nothing wrong with Ninjahood's living situation

You need new bumpers for your car every 6 months

I'll think of more...

 

[demps]

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

25 cent loosies are an option at the store as opposed to buying a full pack.

over here its 50 cents and some stores even charging 75..smh.

 

[demps]

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

25 cent loosies are an option at the store as opposed to buying a full pack.

over here its 50 cents and some stores even charging 75..smh.

 

[ksteezy]

When you have a bunch of boriqua methadone users with the high pitched rough voice
When your local pool have dudes camping out in front.
When your local Chinese spot speaks at least 4 different languages.
Popcorn chicken at 3am is a must
You find nothing wrong with Ninjahood's living situation

You need new bumpers for your car every 6 months

I'll think of more...

 

[hoosierdaddy282]

Originally Posted by Demps

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

25 cent loosies are an option at the store as opposed to buying a full pack.

over here its 50 cents and some stores even charging 75..smh.

When I feel the urge, I make a KILLING trapping squares in Chicago..

 

[hoosierdaddy282]

Originally Posted by Demps

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

25 cent loosies are an option at the store as opposed to buying a full pack.

over here its 50 cents and some stores even charging 75..smh.

When I feel the urge, I make a KILLING trapping squares in Chicago..

 

[AZwildcats]

When your high school has a higher fertility rate than some third world countries, word to that Memphis high school

 

[AZwildcats]

When your high school has a higher fertility rate than some third world countries, word to that Memphis high school

 

[sloanboy]

When your rent is based off how much you make .......no job with kids = damn near no rent

I'm reading some of this stuff and some of this stuff yall heard about or saw on TV.......

 

[sloanboy]

When your rent is based off how much you make .......no job with kids = damn near no rent

I'm reading some of this stuff and some of this stuff yall heard about or saw on TV.......

 

[oo master chief oo]

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

Originally Posted by Demps

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

You call ALL hispanic guys in the neighborhood "papi". And they call YOU "papi" back, whether you are spanish or not.

not in my hood, you will get beat saying that to another man.

East Coast (Tri-State) thing. Don't worry bout it....

That's why new jersey is Americas armpit

 

[oo master chief oo]

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

Originally Posted by Demps

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

You call ALL hispanic guys in the neighborhood "papi". And they call YOU "papi" back, whether you are spanish or not.

not in my hood, you will get beat saying that to another man.

East Coast (Tri-State) thing. Don't worry bout it....

That's why new jersey is Americas armpit

 

[samduh562]

Originally Posted by Demps

reminded me EVERYDAY the corn man would come on his little beat up cart selling corn and snow cones the corn was bomb though

or the ice cream man in his beat up bike too

always tryna steal dry ice aint even an ice cream truck

 

[samduh562]

Originally Posted by Demps

reminded me EVERYDAY the corn man would come on his little beat up cart selling corn and snow cones the corn was bomb though

or the ice cream man in his beat up bike too

always tryna steal dry ice aint even an ice cream truck

 

[gumsoul410]

You ever got told don't go off the porch as a youngin'
You use tissue and scotch tape as a Band-Aid
You ever played a video game on someone's porch

Used Aliminum foil as fake fronts
Called Foamposites Dope Dealers (A Baltimore thing

)
Can spot knockers from down the street

There are plenty

 

[gumsoul410]

You ever got told don't go off the porch as a youngin'
You use tissue and scotch tape as a Band-Aid
You ever played a video game on someone's porch

Used Aliminum foil as fake fronts
Called Foamposites Dope Dealers (A Baltimore thing

)
Can spot knockers from down the street

There are plenty

 

[sloanboy]

When ya momma standing in the middle of the street barefoot and cursing your school bus driver out
When your playing volleyball on the clothes line
When a bunch of kids run around barefoot
When you have a neighborhood dog, bike, ball ect.
When you got a school bus specifically for your apartments
When nothing but single mothers live in your neighborhood
When you have 5 or more kids by more than two babydaddys living in a3 bedroom apt.
When ya mom could call ya name from no matter how far and you could hear her and let her come looking for you RIP
When ya mom "the candy lady" sell shots of liq and do hair
When the only time you see ya pops is when he come to pipe ya moms borrow money raise hell or steal something
When ya dad still live with his mother
When dad go to jail for not paying child support
When ya public bus stank
When all your furniture is pass down and none of it match
If somebody just now throwing out a floor model TV
When police walk ya area
When the only way you can move out is when you get approved for section 8 lol
When ya auntie take care of ya cousin (her children) kids
When all the girls in ya family didn't finish school cause they got pregnant
When the momma goes to the club with her child
When you put somebody else kids on your taxes lol
When you momma say "when I get my taxes" for stuff she can't afford

I could keep going but I gotta go back to class lol

 

[sloanboy]

When ya momma standing in the middle of the street barefoot and cursing your school bus driver out
When your playing volleyball on the clothes line
When a bunch of kids run around barefoot
When you have a neighborhood dog, bike, ball ect.
When you got a school bus specifically for your apartments
When nothing but single mothers live in your neighborhood
When you have 5 or more kids by more than two babydaddys living in a3 bedroom apt.
When ya mom could call ya name from no matter how far and you could hear her and let her come looking for you RIP
When ya mom "the candy lady" sell shots of liq and do hair
When the only time you see ya pops is when he come to pipe ya moms borrow money raise hell or steal something
When ya dad still live with his mother
When dad go to jail for not paying child support
When ya public bus stank
When all your furniture is pass down and none of it match
If somebody just now throwing out a floor model TV
When police walk ya area
When the only way you can move out is when you get approved for section 8 lol
When ya auntie take care of ya cousin (her children) kids
When all the girls in ya family didn't finish school cause they got pregnant
When the momma goes to the club with her child
When you put somebody else kids on your taxes lol
When you momma say "when I get my taxes" for stuff she can't afford

I could keep going but I gotta go back to class lol

 

[nujerzloyalty]

Gotta add a (couple) cups of sugar.....

 

[nujerzloyalty]

Gotta add a (couple) cups of sugar.....

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

You call ALL hispanic guys in the neighborhood "papi". And they call YOU "papi" back, whether you are spanish or not.

Only in NY tho...

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

You call ALL hispanic guys in the neighborhood "papi". And they call YOU "papi" back, whether you are spanish or not.

Only in NY tho...

 

[nujerzloyalty]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

You call ALL hispanic guys in the neighborhood "papi". And they call YOU "papi" back, whether you are spanish or not.

Only in NY tho...

Cross over the Hudson sometime.....you'll see.
  

 

[nujerzloyalty]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

You call ALL hispanic guys in the neighborhood "papi". And they call YOU "papi" back, whether you are spanish or not.

Only in NY tho...

Cross over the Hudson sometime.....you'll see.
  

 

[air max 87]

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by NuJerzLoyalty

You call ALL hispanic guys in the neighborhood "papi". And they call YOU "papi" back, whether you are spanish or not.

Only in NY tho...

Cross over the Hudson sometime.....you'll see.
  

Word. all the OG puerto ricans