You Know You From The Hood When............

[hoosierdaddy282]

You see a white person, and automatically think they're an undercover buying dope, or just plain buying dope




EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.


But it's not my fault. My city is 88% Black. The White people you do see, well.... like I said. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. And everybody's on something, so it's not like a stretch or anything. I'm not a racist, just a realist. If they aren't laws, then I just always assume the white people in the trap are buying the harder drugs as I diddybop off with my head high and they scurry away suspiciously with the

face.. It's kinda hard shutting off that mentality sometimes, but I carry it well (The "hood mentality" that is). I mean logically, I'm not in the white neighborhoods just cruising haphazardly, so I assume they come to ours for a valid reason....  that being the drug war... both sides of it.

 

[iammd]

When you have guests in town and you take them to PG plaza or Wheaton mall.

 

[iammd]

When you have guests in town and you take them to PG plaza or Wheaton mall.

 

[supermanblue79]

When you've sat for hours at the "between her legs hair salon" on the front porch to get your hair braided.

 

[supermanblue79]

When you've sat for hours at the "between her legs hair salon" on the front porch to get your hair braided.

 

[solewoman]

Originally Posted by IamMD

When you have guests in town and you take them to PG plaza or Wheaton mall.

lol thats messed up. at least take them to annapolis or pentagon city. pg plaza is just rude. lol

 

[solewoman]

Originally Posted by IamMD

When you have guests in town and you take them to PG plaza or Wheaton mall.

lol thats messed up. at least take them to annapolis or pentagon city. pg plaza is just rude. lol

 

[eashawty]

when the ice cream man sell weed, pills, condoms, & swishers

 

[eashawty]

when the ice cream man sell weed, pills, condoms, & swishers

 

[iammd]

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

Originally Posted by IamMD

When you have guests in town and you take them to PG plaza or Wheaton mall.

lol thats messed up. at least take them to annapolis or pentagon city. pg plaza is just rude. lol

lol as long as they get that exclusive mall food, does it matter?

 

[iammd]

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

Originally Posted by IamMD

When you have guests in town and you take them to PG plaza or Wheaton mall.

lol thats messed up. at least take them to annapolis or pentagon city. pg plaza is just rude. lol

lol as long as they get that exclusive mall food, does it matter?

 

[rod301]

When The Ice Cream Truck Sells Milk & Toilet Paper.
When You Can Buy Roll-Ups/Tobacco Products From The Carry Out With No ID.
When The Fast Food Places Have Bullet Proof Drive-Threw Windows (McDonalds, Taco Bells, Ect.)
When There Is Cameras Hanging On Every Corner.
When You See People With Shopping Carts As Homes.
When Your Moms Comes In The House During A Smoking Session An Ask To Hit The J.
When You Always Smell Some One Having A Cook Out Rain Or Shine.
When You Have A Candy Lady.
When People Are Outside All Times Of The Night/Morning.


@SoleWoman

 

[rod301]

When The Ice Cream Truck Sells Milk & Toilet Paper.
When You Can Buy Roll-Ups/Tobacco Products From The Carry Out With No ID.
When The Fast Food Places Have Bullet Proof Drive-Threw Windows (McDonalds, Taco Bells, Ect.)
When There Is Cameras Hanging On Every Corner.
When You See People With Shopping Carts As Homes.
When Your Moms Comes In The House During A Smoking Session An Ask To Hit The J.
When You Always Smell Some One Having A Cook Out Rain Or Shine.
When You Have A Candy Lady.
When People Are Outside All Times Of The Night/Morning.


@SoleWoman

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by Rod301

When The Ice Cream Truck Sells Milk & Toilet Paper.
When You Can Buy Roll-Ups/Tobacco Products From The Carry Out With No ID.
When The Fast Food Places Have Bullet Proof Drive-Threw Windows (McDonalds, Taco Bells, Ect.)
When There Is Cameras Hanging On Every Corner.
When You See People With Shopping Carts As Homes.
When Your Moms Comes In The House During A Smoking Session An Ask To Hit The J.
When You Always Smell Some One Having A Cook Out Rain Or Shine.
When You Have A Candy Lady.
When People Are Outside All Times Of The Night/Morning.


@SoleWoman

all this, but especially the candy lady one. in my homeboy ol neighborhood it was like 5 candy ladies. 2 of em stayed next door to each other & they was beefin like they was sellin dope

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by Rod301

When The Ice Cream Truck Sells Milk & Toilet Paper.
When You Can Buy Roll-Ups/Tobacco Products From The Carry Out With No ID.
When The Fast Food Places Have Bullet Proof Drive-Threw Windows (McDonalds, Taco Bells, Ect.)
When There Is Cameras Hanging On Every Corner.
When You See People With Shopping Carts As Homes.
When Your Moms Comes In The House During A Smoking Session An Ask To Hit The J.
When You Always Smell Some One Having A Cook Out Rain Or Shine.
When You Have A Candy Lady.
When People Are Outside All Times Of The Night/Morning.


@SoleWoman

all this, but especially the candy lady one. in my homeboy ol neighborhood it was like 5 candy ladies. 2 of em stayed next door to each other & they was beefin like they was sellin dope

 

[flyest in the hood]

Originally Posted by soltheman

"____ & them" is how you go about identifying a group of people and their leader.

When your cupboards have more special anniversary McDonalds/Burger King cups than actual glasses.

You live in the general vicinity of a Martin Luther King Jr St/Dr/Blvd.

on point

 

[flyest in the hood]

Originally Posted by soltheman

"____ & them" is how you go about identifying a group of people and their leader.

When your cupboards have more special anniversary McDonalds/Burger King cups than actual glasses.

You live in the general vicinity of a Martin Luther King Jr St/Dr/Blvd.

on point

 

[got shoes]

Originally Posted by zapatohead408

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

Originally Posted by leopardbrain



  

                                  

 reallly?

yes really. smh. no dominos nor pizza hut. papa johns does but they said only before dark.

where are you located?

NO pizza spot will deliver in my area

 

[got shoes]

Originally Posted by zapatohead408

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

Originally Posted by leopardbrain



  

                                  

 reallly?

yes really. smh. no dominos nor pizza hut. papa johns does but they said only before dark.

where are you located?

NO pizza spot will deliver in my area

 

[josebronx]

miss it

 

[josebronx]

miss it

 

[nujerzloyalty]

When Halloween comes, and you have to go a couple towns over (the suburbs) and trick-or-treat for the good candy.

 

[nujerzloyalty]

When Halloween comes, and you have to go a couple towns over (the suburbs) and trick-or-treat for the good candy.

 

[hoosierdaddy282]

Originally Posted by got shoes

Originally Posted by zapatohead408

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

yes really. smh. no dominos nor pizza hut. papa johns does but they said only before dark.

where are you located?

NO pizza spot will deliver in my CITY

 

[hoosierdaddy282]

Originally Posted by got shoes

Originally Posted by zapatohead408

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

yes really. smh. no dominos nor pizza hut. papa johns does but they said only before dark.

where are you located?

NO pizza spot will deliver in my CITY