Yall ever been getting bunz and parents walk in?

one of the first times i was ever allowed to have a g over it was only cuz i said shed sleep downstairs ni would in my room...i woke up early and tried to check her and my gramma come into her room and askes her what she wants for breakfast while i was in it. on another note wen i was a youth i walked in on my pops by accident. he jus showed me dads need that too haha. and the @*%!* gave me a lollipop. bless life is the best life
 
Been caught up a few times but the First time I got caught I was i was with my ex at her dads house and she told me her pops was coming home around 6. And wanted to get it in real quick( it was around 3). We getting in to it and she was a screamer btw, and her pops walks in holding a jack in the box bag in his hand drops it and starts screaming in Peruvian saying who knows what and tells me to get the #@(& out and as I was rushing out dude throws a Ultimate Cheeseburger at me and continues yelling in peruvian, I ran the $@&! Out of there
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Originally Posted by jayvee1220

my kids have almost walked in on me. That's even worse than a parent. imagine having to explain what you were doing to mommy to a 5 or 3 year old.


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my little girl walked in on her mom goving me some knowledge & she goes "MOMMY? DADDY? what are you doing to mommy" as i strolled into the kitchen to put away my situation(kevin hart voice)
 
back in high school, me n my gf at the time were smashing on the basement floor....heard the door open, scrambled to get dressed in 7.38seconds.....she had to know what we were up to.
 
Never been caught, but just last friday, I was getting in some quiet action with the gf and about an hour later while she sleep, I go to the fridge for some water, and left the door open. Momz walks up a few moments later & says "Your room smells like sex."

I hit her with the "uhh, idk" *kanye shrug and didn't look back.
 
Originally Posted by jayvee1220

my kids have almost walked in on me. That's even worse than a parent. imagine having to explain what you were doing to mommy to a 5 or 3 year old.

Expressing love. This is a big caution to me - the fact that you can not find a completely reasonable explanation. Its not like its a random +*#@.
 
Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

Originally Posted by zapatohead408

Originally Posted by Nako XL

my homegirl was smashing her boyfriend at the time in the living room. her dad came home unexpectedly, walks in on them, dude's balls deep in her, and her dad just starts crying and mumbling.
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 disapointment of his life.
*Prays for a son*

that had me rolling
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My man walked in on my ex youngn riding the boy one morning..but thats it...

However, my mom has found many of my cum rags (can i say that?)...she still fries me for it to this day.

And she's filipino so its extra funny when she says "Why are your t shirts so yellow and hard?"
 
Originally Posted by IamMD

And she's filipino so its extra funny when she says "Why are your t shirts so yellow and hard?"
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ive had my exs BROTHER walk in on us before. dudes only a year younger than us too. it was one of those late night lazy, tired but still wanna get it in kinda sessions. had the blanket over us and she was on top laying on me. this kid just busts in the door, doesnt realize the situation, and proceeds to ask me about some website i showed him. once he left we both
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 and said "i thought you locked the..." at the same time
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Originally Posted by CHRISblazinNJ

Originally Posted by polorico

i dont even know what to say


he came in and was talking spanish , and she said its not what it looks like.


when i was driving off , i seen dude at the front door just looking.
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But didn't OP say in his OG post that he said something about "boxers" in his hand? Was that in English? Or dpo you speak spanish? From the sound of this qouted post it would seem to me that you do not speak or understand Spanish. Hmmmmmmmmm
 
Originally Posted by Rick2345

Been caught up a few times but the First time I got caught I was i was with my ex at her dads house and she told me her pops was coming home around 6. And wanted to get it in real quick( it was around 3). We getting in to it and she was a screamer btw, and her pops walks in holding a jack in the box bag in his hand drops it and starts screaming in Peruvian saying who knows what and tells me to get the #@(& out and as I was rushing out dude throws a Ultimate Cheeseburger at me and continues yelling in peruvian, I ran the $@&! Out of there
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Soooooo you didn't keep the burger?
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Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

Originally Posted by CHRISblazinNJ

Originally Posted by polorico

i dont even know what to say


he came in and was talking spanish , and she said its not what it looks like.


when i was driving off , i seen dude at the front door just looking.
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But didn't OP say in his OG post that he said something about "boxers" in his hand? Was that in English? Or dpo you speak spanish? From the sound of this qouted post it would seem to me that you do not speak or understand Spanish. Hmmmmmmmmm
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Originally Posted by Super Producer J

Never been caught, but just last friday, I was getting in some quiet action with the gf and about an hour later while she sleep, I go to the fridge for some water, and left the door open. Momz walks up a few moments later & says "Your room smells like sex."

I hit her with the "uhh, idk" *kanye shrug and didn't look back.


lol she tried to trap you.
 
Originally Posted by Rick2345

Been caught up a few times but the First time I got caught I was i was with my ex at her dads house and she told me her pops was coming home around 6. And wanted to get it in real quick( it was around 3). We getting in to it and she was a screamer btw, and her pops walks in holding a jack in the box bag in his hand drops it and starts screaming in Peruvian saying who knows what and tells me to get the #@(& out and as I was rushing out dude throws a Ultimate Cheeseburger at me and continues yelling in peruvian, I ran the $@&! Out of there
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....Spanish? 
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Never been caught
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Always lock my doors
Last time i got Bunz though, my parents were at the casino. When they do go, they don't come back until 8-9am the next morning. Easily to say, i got in. I think the only people who suspected anything were the neighbors since she was a moaner
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Originally Posted by Retro23J

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 my ninja skills and spidey senses won't allow me to be caught by adults


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word but that %$% ain't easy. sometimes shorty'll feel wayy too good and i'll forget about my surroundings..
 
Originally Posted by JOE CAMEL SMOOTH

Originally Posted by Rick2345

Been caught up a few times but the First time I got caught I was i was with my ex at her dads house and she told me her pops was coming home around 6. And wanted to get it in real quick( it was around 3). We getting in to it and she was a screamer btw, and her pops walks in holding a jack in the box bag in his hand drops it and starts screaming in Peruvian saying who knows what and tells me to get the #@(& out and as I was rushing out dude throws a Ultimate Cheeseburger at me and continues yelling in peruvian, I ran the $@&! Out of there
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....Spanish? 
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Knew someone would say that
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 But theres very different forms of spanish, i myself am mexican and can tell you all hispanic races speak very different forms of spanish although there all a form of spanish there very distinct differences(Just like the way americans speak english and the way British people do). I speak fluent spanish and honestly even i cant understand them most of the time.
 
i havent gotten caught anywhere and ive done a crapload of +@$ at a lot of places. work, doctors office, car ride while aunt was driving
 
Originally Posted by whyhellothere

Originally Posted by zapatohead408

Originally Posted by Nako XL

my homegirl was smashing her boyfriend at the time in the living room. her dad came home unexpectedly, walks in on them, dude's balls deep in her, and her dad just starts crying and mumbling.
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 disapointment of his life.
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Cotdamn 
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