Y’all Eating At The Company Potluck?

[trynafeelmink]

these Mf'ers have the nerve to throw a potluck on day 1 back in the office fully

 

[Mark Antony]

I'm not anti potluck, but day one for people you haven't seen in years is too far.

 

[handsomero]

We got one on Wednesday, might get canceled though. I done been in the bathroom at the sink washing my hands and seen too many of yall come smooth out the STALL and walk right out, or just walk to the mirror and fluff their hair out then dip still, no hand wash. I wish the **** I would eat something yall made at home

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[datznasty]

They’re still having. Maybe I give off anti potluck vibes because it doesnt seem like i was legitimately invited. I was in the of teams msg but they were going around today and verifying what everybody is bringing. I wasnt going to go anyways but Damn. You see me sitting here fam

 

[datznasty]

See this is why I cant eat at the potluck. They got some storebought pies somebody bought, so you’d think perhaps that’s a go but they were looking for a knife to cut through it and then dude was like, I’ll just use mine and literally grabbed a dry paper towel and “wiped” it and now formerly his personal knife is now the communal use it to to cut the pies knife

 

[adobecs4]

Were they whites only pies or ***** pies?

 

[datznasty]

Whites only definitely. Plus they’re sitting the food out on desks and not a designated serving table so everyones talking about white people stuff and breathing all over it. We’re not that far out of covid, hell even precovid thats a violation

 

[Mark Antony]

See this is why I cant eat at the potluck. They got some storebought pies somebody bought, so you’d think perhaps that’s a go but they were looking for a knife to cut through it and then dude was like, I’ll just use mine and literally grabbed a dry paper towel and “wiped” it and now formerly his personal knife is now the communal use it to to cut the pies knife

That's a nasty *****. When you pass him ***** don't look him in the eye...

 

[jpzx]

I don’t eat at the potluck either for the same reason, should just bring something set it down and go get food outside the workplace that day during your lunch.

 

[jpzx]

It also feels like high stepping across the goal line if you have a potluck day 1 after the last two years. Like taunting the house in the Conjuring.

 

[datznasty]

Nope.gif

 

[elpablo21]

Always feels like a major W when your dish is smashed with no leftovers and your co-worker's tasteless pasta salad was barely touched

 

[Mark Antony]

Man I used to murder potlucks and come away with new work wives.

 

[daruma]

tis the season.. bump?

 

[lncognegro]

We haven't had a potluck in 3 or 4 years. I still get random props for my cheesecake every other month haha

 

[ghenges]

The company potluck is just another opportunity for me to raise my stock as a high value male. I make a mean spinach casserole and the Susans can barely contain themselves when they try it. I'm married with two children so it's too expensive for me to cheat. But I still want them to want me.

 

[calibeebee]

 

[Mister Meaner]

I have the ultimate excuse now that I’m gluten free. Everything is off limits if I didn’t have a hand in prep.



I will tear up that salad there tho with just a few questions asked. Looks worth the risk.

 

[tay1]

 

[tay1]

I almost wanna change the thread title to ‘You can’t eat everybody cookin’

 

[jaypesoz]

 

[tay1]

 

[ahat]

They watched that one episode of Seinfeld

 

[tay1]

 

[DCAllAfrican]