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Originally Posted by blackngold1z
This thread was entertaining until everyone started posting ducktails.
This is why we cant have nice things.
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Originally Posted by blackngold1z
This thread was entertaining until everyone started posting ducktails.
This is why we cant have nice things.
Originally Posted by ColdCity
Originally Posted by blackngold1z
This thread was entertaining until everyone started posting ducktails.
This is why we cant have nice things.
Originally Posted by shogun
I rarely ever eat at ihop but that story makes me never want to eat at ihop ever again. It makes you wonder what the hell goes in your food at restaurants. The cooks could be having a bad day and just mess with everyone's food.
My best friends recently got Hepatitis A so i'm paranoid now about contaminated food.
Originally Posted by PanaRicanRetro
Couple of others I had forgotten about:
At my current job, a gym in Boston:
Walked into the locker room to see a guy blow-drying his balls. He was butt-nekked and standing there with one leg up on the bench, with the hair dry blowing up and under his sack. I put all my stuff away, got my workout clothes into a bag, got my towel around me and was ready to hit the shower. I also have a habit of getting all the clothes I'm changing into out of my bag, getting the deodorant out and having it all ready to go so when I get back from the shower I'm not one of those guys standing at the locker butt-nekked for like 5-10 minutes. Anyway at least 3 minutes went by and as I'm about to go to the shower I realize I still hear the hair dryer. Dude was STILL blow-drying his balls. I felt like shouting "They HAVE to be dry by now!!" At that point he wasn't doing it to fight moisture...
Same gym:
Walk into the locker room and some guy is over by the sink with an set of clippers plugged into the wall shaving his pubic hair. He was just as thourough as dude with the hair dryer, he had his leg up, getting all up in there. Used the bathroom, and left. When I went back in there later, the pubes were still there on the floor. He didn't even have the decency to clean up his own pubes...
Same gym:
A woman walked in one afternoon in her work clothes: a white blouse, a grey skirt, and red heels. She was probably in her late 40's to early 50's. She walks over to the cardio area and grabs a large towel and puts it around her waist. She then pulls off her skirt from under her towel, kicks her heels off, and gets on the elliptical and rides it out for a good 20 minutes. She had this creepy smile on her face the entire time. She was still wearing the blouse. When she finished she just got off, shimmied the skirt back up under the towel, put the heels back on and walked out. Went back to work with her joint smelling like the dumpster behind Red Lobster...
How do you just assume it's ducktales? Just sounds too far fetched? Have you ever worked in a gym? Not worked out there where you're just there for an hour or so a few days a week, I mean you're there all day, every day to see all this crazy !@#$.Originally Posted by RunningFishy
Originally Posted by PanaRicanRetro
Couple of others I had forgotten about:
At my current job, a gym in Boston:
Walked into the locker room to see a guy blow-drying his balls. He was butt-nekked and standing there with one leg up on the bench, with the hair dry blowing up and under his sack. I put all my stuff away, got my workout clothes into a bag, got my towel around me and was ready to hit the shower. I also have a habit of getting all the clothes I'm changing into out of my bag, getting the deodorant out and having it all ready to go so when I get back from the shower I'm not one of those guys standing at the locker butt-nekked for like 5-10 minutes. Anyway at least 3 minutes went by and as I'm about to go to the shower I realize I still hear the hair dryer. Dude was STILL blow-drying his balls. I felt like shouting "They HAVE to be dry by now!!" At that point he wasn't doing it to fight moisture...
Same gym:
Walk into the locker room and some guy is over by the sink with an set of clippers plugged into the wall shaving his pubic hair. He was just as thourough as dude with the hair dryer, he had his leg up, getting all up in there. Used the bathroom, and left. When I went back in there later, the pubes were still there on the floor. He didn't even have the decency to clean up his own pubes...
Same gym:
A woman walked in one afternoon in her work clothes: a white blouse, a grey skirt, and red heels. She was probably in her late 40's to early 50's. She walks over to the cardio area and grabs a large towel and puts it around her waist. She then pulls off her skirt from under her towel, kicks her heels off, and gets on the elliptical and rides it out for a good 20 minutes. She had this creepy smile on her face the entire time. She was still wearing the blouse. When she finished she just got off, shimmied the skirt back up under the towel, put the heels back on and walked out. Went back to work with her joint smelling like the dumpster behind Red Lobster...
1st was cliche but funny, and 2nd and 3rd meant everything you've posted was duck tales. Post pics of gym or spy shots.
Originally Posted by airedweezy
Work at a hotel!
1. Had a bum brake one of the front desk clerks nose for askin dude to leave
2.tons of !!!!%$ raids remember one day waiting for the service elevator and it opens up
To a chick just smiling in hand cuffs giving me the nod and smirk
3. And best one got ask to take some super drunk girl to her room from the bar didn't want to cause she was just way to much
So I proceed to take her in then she starts giving me beer and telling me her life story and crying then out of nowhere heads to the restroom door wide
Open takes off all her clothes and proceeds to pee I shoo out the door with the quickness.
A lot of gyms also have locker room attendants dude.Originally Posted by RunningFishy
I dunno what kind of gym you work at, or what you do, but you seem to frequent the locker a lot. AFAIK, a lot of gyms don't have employees walking around leisurely. Most are at the front desk check in, or personal trainer, or custodial. You said you are always going to the locker, then showering, hence the frequency of seeing this stuff? I dunno what you do, but that sounds mad suspect. LOL
Most PT don't shower there, or do strenuous exercises. YOU LIEING!!!
People have to conduct themselves orderly, and I"m shocked why no one has complained or delisted their membership.
lol
Originally Posted by solarius49
I worked at a gym in 04 and
1. Some guy who we never caught would go in the shower, dump out the shampoo bottle and fill them up with feces and urine
2. We had a power outtage right before we closed. The only people still at the gym was an elderly man and an elderly couple. The woman of the couple asked for our maintenance man to go check on her husband..when he went in the mens locker room, he caught the husband doming up the other dude
We didnt have a locker room attendent
^ You went to UB?Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ
I believe Panaricanretro simply cuz when I was at UB I would go to the rec center/gym that wasn't just exclusive to the students but everyone living in the area and see similar wild shh he's talking about.
Old fat men walking to their lockers or in the sauna completely naked after swimming (I was scarred that day, hit me like a knife to the eyes), dudes pissing themselves in the sauna, going in the sauna naked no towel, just the most bizarre actions on gym equipment by ppl claiming they were "working out", old wrinkled ladies walking from their lockers to the bathroom topless, hairy dudes shaving themselves over the bench next to their lockers, etc.
Students would complain but we weren't technically paying members since tuition included going there freely.
It aint far fetched at all.
Originally Posted by solarius49
I worked at a gym in 04 and
1. Some guy who we never caught would go in the shower, dump out the shampoo bottle and fill them up with feces and urine
2. We had a power outtage right before we closed. The only people still at the gym was an elderly man and an elderly couple. The woman of the couple asked for our maintenance man to go check on her husband..when he went in the mens locker room, he caught the husband doming up the other dude
We didnt have a locker room attendent