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Originally Posted by solarius49
Tons of things when I worked at this shoe store....
We had this crackhead (Tommy) who would come in all the time and was friends with my boss. Another dude was a registered sex offender (Ben), and was always highly medicated. Every other week they would switch off taking out the trash, and my boss would pay them $10 to do so. One day they both showed up at the same time, but the trash had already been taken out. My boss offered them to split $10 if they would suck each other off......needless to say they took the money
My last deployment, this dude thought it would be funny to jack off in front of everybody with hand sanitizer...Needless to say we were not amused. So while he was doing this, my boy snuck up on him and set his penis on fire lol! i couldnt believe what I was seeing!
what store did u work in? crackhead sounds familiar