Who is the baddest man that ever lived?

[shogun]

genghis khan.  wanted a world empire so he got it done.  

 

[shogun]

genghis khan.  wanted a world empire so he got it done.  

 

[kidplay]

Originally Posted by awwsome

 

[kidplay]

Originally Posted by awwsome

 

[mronegative]

Originally Posted by Zyzz

/thread

Respect for you, I've found.
Also Charles Bronson.

 

[mronegative]

Originally Posted by Zyzz

/thread

Respect for you, I've found.
Also Charles Bronson.

 

[sevit86]

 

[sevit86]

 

[rico x hood]

Originally Posted by hod

http://www.cracked.com/ar...-make-rambo-look-like-+%$#*.html
replace the +%$#* with the five letter word for cat.

white death is 5 on that list


my favorite

Yogendra Singh Yadav was a member of an Indian grenadier battalion during a conflict with Pakistan in 1999. Their mission was to climb "Tiger Hill" (actually a big-@#$ mountain), and neutralize the three enemy bunkers at the top. Unfortunately, this meant climbing up a sheer hundred-foot cliff-face of solid ice. Since they didn't want to all climb up one at a time with ice-axes, they decided they'd send one guy up, and he'd fasten the ropes to the cliff as he went, so everyone else could climb up the sissy way. Yadav, being awesome, volunteered.

Half way up the icy cliff-o'-doom, enemies stationed on an adjacent mountain opened fire, shooting them with an RPG, then spraying assault-rifle fire all over the cliff. Half his squad was killed, including the commander, and the rest were scattered and disorganized. Yadav, in spite of being shot three times, kept climbing.

When he reached the top, one of the target bunkers opened fire on him with machine guns. Yadav ran toward the hail of bullets, pitched a grenade in the window and killed everyone inside. By this point the second bunker had a clear shot and opened fire, so he ran at them, taking bullets while he did, and killed the four heavily-armed men inside with his bare hands.

Meanwhile, the remainder of his squad was standing at the top of the cliff staring at him saying, "dude, holy **!$!" They then all went and took the third bunker with little trouble.

For his gallantry and sheer ballsiness, he was awarded the Param Vir Chakra, India's highest military award. Unlike the Medal of Honor, the Param Vir Chakra is only given for "rarest of the rare gallantry which is beyond the call of duty and which in normal life is considered impossible to do." That's right, you actually have to break the laws of reality just to be eligible.

It has only been awarded 21 times, and two thirds of the people who earned it died in the process. It was initially reported that Yadav had as well, but it turns out that they just mistook him for someone less badass. Or they just figured no real human being could survive a broken leg, shattered arm and 10-15 fresh bullet holes in one sitting.

http://www.cracked.com/article_1701...make-rambo-look-like-*@!%%.html#ixzz172Mi9iiy

But yo dude definitely has my vote. They should movie of that battle starring the guy who slide horses under trucks and outrun trains.

 

[rico x hood]

Originally Posted by hod

http://www.cracked.com/ar...-make-rambo-look-like-+%$#*.html
replace the +%$#* with the five letter word for cat.

white death is 5 on that list


my favorite

Yogendra Singh Yadav was a member of an Indian grenadier battalion during a conflict with Pakistan in 1999. Their mission was to climb "Tiger Hill" (actually a big-@#$ mountain), and neutralize the three enemy bunkers at the top. Unfortunately, this meant climbing up a sheer hundred-foot cliff-face of solid ice. Since they didn't want to all climb up one at a time with ice-axes, they decided they'd send one guy up, and he'd fasten the ropes to the cliff as he went, so everyone else could climb up the sissy way. Yadav, being awesome, volunteered.

Half way up the icy cliff-o'-doom, enemies stationed on an adjacent mountain opened fire, shooting them with an RPG, then spraying assault-rifle fire all over the cliff. Half his squad was killed, including the commander, and the rest were scattered and disorganized. Yadav, in spite of being shot three times, kept climbing.

When he reached the top, one of the target bunkers opened fire on him with machine guns. Yadav ran toward the hail of bullets, pitched a grenade in the window and killed everyone inside. By this point the second bunker had a clear shot and opened fire, so he ran at them, taking bullets while he did, and killed the four heavily-armed men inside with his bare hands.

Meanwhile, the remainder of his squad was standing at the top of the cliff staring at him saying, "dude, holy **!$!" They then all went and took the third bunker with little trouble.

For his gallantry and sheer ballsiness, he was awarded the Param Vir Chakra, India's highest military award. Unlike the Medal of Honor, the Param Vir Chakra is only given for "rarest of the rare gallantry which is beyond the call of duty and which in normal life is considered impossible to do." That's right, you actually have to break the laws of reality just to be eligible.

It has only been awarded 21 times, and two thirds of the people who earned it died in the process. It was initially reported that Yadav had as well, but it turns out that they just mistook him for someone less badass. Or they just figured no real human being could survive a broken leg, shattered arm and 10-15 fresh bullet holes in one sitting.

http://www.cracked.com/article_1701...make-rambo-look-like-*@!%%.html#ixzz172Mi9iiy

But yo dude definitely has my vote. They should movie of that battle starring the guy who slide horses under trucks and outrun trains.

 

[untouchable jc]

Don Alejo Garza Tamez. RIP

 

[untouchable jc]

Don Alejo Garza Tamez. RIP

 

[l knicks fresh knick l]

great thread OP.. so many choices..

 

[l knicks fresh knick l]

great thread OP.. so many choices..

 

[stay lurkin]

Keifer Sutherland

 

[stay lurkin]

Keifer Sutherland

 

[pftjordans]

he's bad he's bad .. u know it.. u know..

 

[pftjordans]

he's bad he's bad .. u know it.. u know..

 

[thewealth]

Religion aside I vote for this man:

1SG Leonard Funk


On 29 January 1945, in Holzheim, Belgium. Funk and his paratroopers were assaulting the town, and he left a rearguard of 4 men, while he scouted ahead to link up with other units, Those 4 men had to guard about 80 German prisoners.

Another German patrol of 10 happened by and overwhelmed the 4 Americans, freeing the prisoners and arming them. When Funk returned around the corner of a building, he was met by a German officer with an MP-40 in his stomach. The German shouted something at him, and Funk looked around.

There were now about 90 Germans, about half of them armed, and 5 Americans, disarmed except for Funk. The German shouted the same thing at him again, and Funk started laughing. He claimed later that he tried to stop laughing, but the fact that the German was shouting in German touched a nerve. Funk didn’t speak German. Neither did any of the other Americans. Why would the German officer expect him to understand?

His laughter and non-compliance caused some of the Germans to start laughing. Funk shrugged at them and started laughing so hard he had to bend over. He called to his men, “I don’t understand what he’s saying!

 

[thewealth]

Religion aside I vote for this man:

1SG Leonard Funk


On 29 January 1945, in Holzheim, Belgium. Funk and his paratroopers were assaulting the town, and he left a rearguard of 4 men, while he scouted ahead to link up with other units, Those 4 men had to guard about 80 German prisoners.

Another German patrol of 10 happened by and overwhelmed the 4 Americans, freeing the prisoners and arming them. When Funk returned around the corner of a building, he was met by a German officer with an MP-40 in his stomach. The German shouted something at him, and Funk looked around.

There were now about 90 Germans, about half of them armed, and 5 Americans, disarmed except for Funk. The German shouted the same thing at him again, and Funk started laughing. He claimed later that he tried to stop laughing, but the fact that the German was shouting in German touched a nerve. Funk didn’t speak German. Neither did any of the other Americans. Why would the German officer expect him to understand?

His laughter and non-compliance caused some of the Germans to start laughing. Funk shrugged at them and started laughing so hard he had to bend over. He called to his men, “I don’t understand what he’s saying!

 

[kingjamesvehs]

Originally Posted by tim teufel

this!

 

[kingjamesvehs]

Originally Posted by tim teufel

this!

 

[handullz]

Originally Posted by ImReallyDirkNowitzki

Chuck Norris, duh.

  

 

[handullz]

Originally Posted by ImReallyDirkNowitzki

Chuck Norris, duh.

  

 

[il]

Originally Posted by shogun

genghis khan.  wanted a world empire so he got it done.  

How about Alexander the Great?