When no one is looking I...-

[Master Zik]

Adjust my package, directly.

Pick my nose.

Fart loudly. All my other farts in public silent so I can deny ownership.

A lot of times I'm not even aware of what I'm doing. I'd probably have to have a camera on me recording my every move to see the wild shh I be doing.

 

[Master Zik]

Adjust my package, directly.

Pick my nose.

Fart loudly. All my other farts in public silent so I can deny ownership.

A lot of times I'm not even aware of what I'm doing. I'd probably have to have a camera on me recording my every move to see the wild shh I be doing.

 

[jumpman2314]

Originally Posted by MJair

I pee in the shower towards the opposite end of the tub and when it flows down I C-Walk to avoid the streams of urine.

I also fart in balloons anytime I eat anything greasy like pizza. Then I take a sharpie and write what I ate on the outside so that I can savor it whenever I want. Today sounds like its gonna smell like McRibs

These are normal... right?

Funniest thing I read on NT in a long time....

 

[jumpman2314]

Originally Posted by MJair

I pee in the shower towards the opposite end of the tub and when it flows down I C-Walk to avoid the streams of urine.

I also fart in balloons anytime I eat anything greasy like pizza. Then I take a sharpie and write what I ate on the outside so that I can savor it whenever I want. Today sounds like its gonna smell like McRibs

These are normal... right?

Funniest thing I read on NT in a long time....

 

[king x riece]

eat my toenails

 

[king x riece]

eat my toenails

 

[ogloc]

After I get a haircut I usually go home and get in front of the mirror and be like

 

[ogloc]

After I get a haircut I usually go home and get in front of the mirror and be like

 

[airjordan jb23]

Talk to myself.
Rap or sing along to songs... Sometimes very obnoxiously

Always smack/dunk the top of doorways... I pull out windmills, 360's, reverse's, etc.

Tons more I can't think of right now.

 

[airjordan jb23]

Talk to myself.
Rap or sing along to songs... Sometimes very obnoxiously

Always smack/dunk the top of doorways... I pull out windmills, 360's, reverse's, etc.

Tons more I can't think of right now.

 

[ogloc]

Originally Posted by AIRJORDAN JB23

Talk to myself.
Rap or sing along to songs... Sometimes very obnoxiously

Always smack/dunk the top of doorways... I pull out windmills, 360's, reverse's, etc.

Tons more I can't think of right now.

Guilty.
I remember one time I went for a cradle dunk on the doorway to my bedroom but ended up dislocating my shoulder. 

 

[ogloc]

Originally Posted by AIRJORDAN JB23

Talk to myself.
Rap or sing along to songs... Sometimes very obnoxiously

Always smack/dunk the top of doorways... I pull out windmills, 360's, reverse's, etc.

Tons more I can't think of right now.

Guilty.
I remember one time I went for a cradle dunk on the doorway to my bedroom but ended up dislocating my shoulder. 

 

[fedexciter]

Originally Posted by OGLoc

After I get a haircut I usually go home and get in front of the mirror and be like

literally just got done doin this, but i do it right in the barber shop while everyones lookin

 

[mondaynightraw]

Originally Posted by Tetsujin23

try on on the clothes in my closet even tho i'm not going anywhere

 

[fedexciter]

Originally Posted by OGLoc

After I get a haircut I usually go home and get in front of the mirror and be like

literally just got done doin this, but i do it right in the barber shop while everyones lookin

 

[mondaynightraw]

Originally Posted by Tetsujin23

try on on the clothes in my closet even tho i'm not going anywhere

 

[yamakazi18]

sleep

 

[yamakazi18]

sleep

 

[jstunn197]

When I'm driving home from work alone I interview myself. Usually I imagine I just one the lotto and I answer questions like what I'm going to do with the money, will I quit my job immediately, etc. When I walk out to the press conference. The Good Life will be playing on the loud speakers and usually the local weather girl Ginger Zee is the one asking me the questions and I aske her to go to lunch with me in Paris the next day. As you can probably tell I've given this a lot of though and had many interviews haa

 

[jstunn197]

When I'm driving home from work alone I interview myself. Usually I imagine I just one the lotto and I answer questions like what I'm going to do with the money, will I quit my job immediately, etc. When I walk out to the press conference. The Good Life will be playing on the loud speakers and usually the local weather girl Ginger Zee is the one asking me the questions and I aske her to go to lunch with me in Paris the next day. As you can probably tell I've given this a lot of though and had many interviews haa

 

[1c3m4m]

Write bars
Talk 2 myself
scratch anywhere that itches
dig my nose

*kanye shrug*

like OP said, YOU will nvr catch me doing any of the above

 

[1c3m4m]

Write bars
Talk 2 myself
scratch anywhere that itches
dig my nose

*kanye shrug*

like OP said, YOU will nvr catch me doing any of the above

 

[lbj23navo]

Dougie

 

[lbj23navo]

Dougie

 

[bns1201]

Scratch the hell outta my *@$+...a chance to do so rarely comes around in a day