- Aug 6, 2012
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Out of anything, I laughed at this the mostWhen I was in second grade I was playing footsies with some Dominican skeezy (no pics). Little did I know that the whole class was aware of how I practically smashed this chick with the foot game.
When we get to lunch some of the black kids started calling her "two-timer". Turns out she had already been bagged by one of the black kids. I was devastated, could've sworn I was going to marry this chick (or at least get to smash her again).
At the time I wanted to cape for her pretty bad but I didn't because those other kids rolled deep and they were black (momma ain't raise no fool).
It was then that I realized these ******* is all birds. I became cool with the homie and always had the craziest spoon fights with dude. He ultimately had a long term affair with the shorty (lasted like a week) and I turned out to be a 1 time fling.
Learned a valuable lesson that day. I will forever thank that thot Angelica for that.
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