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Had to be like pre-k or kindergarten. These girls were showing the p to my friend and I.
When did you realize that these females aint innocent?
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Truth!
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as a kid
when my aunt farted - and then blamed it on the dog
when my aunt farted - and then blamed it on the dog
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OP's story 
The nerve of you to say this
Anyway, most of the bad things I know is mostly through observation. I have family members who've had cars burned up, clothes cut up, beds bleached, an uncle whose been married so many times that buying a ring is like wiping his ***, and a cousin who I witnessed catching his girlfriend in a car with another dude, with him smashing the windows with a gulf club and snatching both of them out the car. So when did I learn a lot of females aren't innocent? Shooooooot, I'm 26 and still learning.
The nerve of you to say this
Anyway, most of the bad things I know is mostly through observation. I have family members who've had cars burned up, clothes cut up, beds bleached, an uncle whose been married so many times that buying a ring is like wiping his ***, and a cousin who I witnessed catching his girlfriend in a car with another dude, with him smashing the windows with a gulf club and snatching both of them out the car. So when did I learn a lot of females aren't innocent? Shooooooot, I'm 26 and still learning.
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I got you homie.
When I was in 3rd grade, after school me and some friends were hanging out.
This one chick was always a tease right, so she comes up to us and she starts to tease around and I think we started playing truth or dare.
Her turn came up and she was like, dare and my friend said I dare you to make out with all of us.
She tries to act hesitant, but she ends up agreeing( who woulda thought
)
Lel we were copping feels everywhere. Then, something happened to me, like I had a self awareness moment, where I stepped back and was like 'wtf?'
I just stepped back and walked home right away.
I got home and laid down on my bed thinking about what had happened. I don't know what my friends did after I left and never found out.
The next day, she was acting like it was 100 with us while she was holding hands with this other kid, her boyfriend I guess)
I knew ******* ain't **** right then and there
I remember i befriended her little brother just so i could go over her house lmao
I tried to play doctor with her, but her little brother kept blocking me talking about "vamos a jugar carritos"
Oh yea, I lived in Mexico back then haha
When I was in 3rd grade, after school me and some friends were hanging out.
This one chick was always a tease right, so she comes up to us and she starts to tease around and I think we started playing truth or dare.
Her turn came up and she was like, dare and my friend said I dare you to make out with all of us.
She tries to act hesitant, but she ends up agreeing( who woulda thought
)Lel we were copping feels everywhere. Then, something happened to me, like I had a self awareness moment, where I stepped back and was like 'wtf?'
I just stepped back and walked home right away.
I got home and laid down on my bed thinking about what had happened. I don't know what my friends did after I left and never found out.
The next day, she was acting like it was 100 with us while she was holding hands with this other kid, her boyfriend I guess
)I knew ******* ain't **** right then and there
I remember i befriended her little brother just so i could go over her house lmao
I tried to play doctor with her, but her little brother kept blocking me talking about "vamos a jugar carritos"
Oh yea, I lived in Mexico back then haha
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Best thread ever
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Same thing happened to me 6th grade. That sudden realization you were just a pawn in that sick *****'s game
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When mom used to take me over her side man house and buy me McDonald's and candy not to tell her husband
Other time when I banged 2 teachers at school once when school let out the other during class. She pulled me out and gave me a hour pass cause she so called needed help. Come to fond out my dad banged her too
Other time when I banged 2 teachers at school once when school let out the other during class. She pulled me out and gave me a hour pass cause she so called needed help. Come to fond out my dad banged her too
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8th Grade. Girl pledged allegiance to me, declaring war on all other girls who liked me. Girl Next Door type, didn't drink or smoke, told me she didn't believe in sex before marriage.
I cut ties with a bunch of ryde or die bbbbb's only to discover love letters, secret spin the bottle games/ 7 minutes in heaven and flirting aim chats to my best friend.
Never again.
These harlots are incapable of fidelity. Never again.
I cut ties with a bunch of ryde or die bbbbb's only to discover love letters, secret spin the bottle games/ 7 minutes in heaven and flirting aim chats to my best friend.
Never again.
These harlots are incapable of fidelity. Never again.
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6th grade and the discovery of teen pregnancy. There were swarms of pregnant young chicks :x
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Grew up with two older sisters. I always knew they were not innocent.
Sis used to have me lie to dudes and say she wasnt home or that she dont like him no more.
Only to five minutes later have some other dude callin that she liked. And she would tell me to tell him, he had to call back, to test how much he liked her.
I used to be like man these dudes are dumb.
Sis used to have me lie to dudes and say she wasnt home or that she dont like him no more.
Only to five minutes later have some other dude callin that she liked. And she would tell me to tell him, he had to call back, to test how much he liked her.
I used to be like man these dudes are dumb.
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6th grade, when I saw my two homies mess around with some girl who was a legit school girl, she showed us her P, first time I ever seen one too
then in 7th grade I knew I couldn't trust them, some girl with a bf would show me her thong every day and would stand in front of me playing with my D as I played with the thong.
then in 7th grade I knew I couldn't trust them, some girl with a bf would show me her thong every day and would stand in front of me playing with my D as I played with the thong.
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Broke up with my first love when I went off to college. I was her first i actually thought this was my wife.
We still kicked it. I smashed a few chicks and wanted to get back with her. She said she was game but I hurt her so she was scared. I cut off all other broads because I wanted to do it the right way. Fast forward a few months and she had been with an acquaintance for a while and got pregnant.
I had to find out in the streets while people knew I was doing all I could to get back with her. I was 18
Ya boy was devastated. Honestly I haven't trusted a woman since and I'm over 30 years old.
Its funny my senior year of college old girl was divorced with two kids. She still looked good and she came to a party I threw. By then I was full blown savage, we talked and hung out a few times she wanted me to beat but i just couldn't do it. I explained to her she made me what I was and even though she played me I still couldn't smash and dash like all the other broads I had on my team.
Its crazy we still friends and when I'm in my old hometown I still see her. We still talk like old friends and I thank her because after her I've dealt with some true scallywags in my time and I've always looked at them with the side eye because of her.
We still kicked it. I smashed a few chicks and wanted to get back with her. She said she was game but I hurt her so she was scared. I cut off all other broads because I wanted to do it the right way. Fast forward a few months and she had been with an acquaintance for a while and got pregnant.
I had to find out in the streets while people knew I was doing all I could to get back with her. I was 18
Ya boy was devastated. Honestly I haven't trusted a woman since and I'm over 30 years old.
Its funny my senior year of college old girl was divorced with two kids. She still looked good and she came to a party I threw. By then I was full blown savage, we talked and hung out a few times she wanted me to beat but i just couldn't do it. I explained to her she made me what I was and even though she played me I still couldn't smash and dash like all the other broads I had on my team.
Its crazy we still friends and when I'm in my old hometown I still see her. We still talk like old friends and I thank her because after her I've dealt with some true scallywags in my time and I've always looked at them with the side eye because of her.
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My man @Fontaine on that Bruh man. I see you pleighboi
First time realizing girls weren't innocent? Kindergarten. Step pops picked me up that afternoon and I had to use the bathroom. My classmate was using it, and apparently she didn't pull up her pants and was goofing around. She showed her leg from behind the door. I looked. Got in trouble just for looking
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First time realizing girls weren't innocent? Kindergarten. Step pops picked me up that afternoon and I had to use the bathroom. My classmate was using it, and apparently she didn't pull up her pants and was goofing around. She showed her leg from behind the door. I looked. Got in trouble just for looking
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I was 16 and was dating the chick for 3 months at this point. She was at a basketball game and needed to access an email, and asked me to look it up for her. I got on my comp and asked her for the password, and her whole attitude changed up. She began to stutter and say "Uhh, nevermind, don't worry about it. Um I'll get it later" and so on..
This set off a trigger in my head. I tried 4 different passwords before I figured out the right one. Inside her email was saved emails of her sending naked pics to random dudes across the country. I'm talking vagina pictures, a picture of her with a banana shoved up her vag, the whole 9-yards..
I took her back and from that point on I cheated on her with about 5 different girls over the course of a year. When I was tired of the games, I just straight up left her and said I'm done. She cried for weeks and blew up my phone everyday for an entire year.
Posting **** about me saying I'm a heartbreaker, sad quotes, etc..I never told anyone what she did. Childish situation all around but I was young.
This set off a trigger in my head. I tried 4 different passwords before I figured out the right one. Inside her email was saved emails of her sending naked pics to random dudes across the country. I'm talking vagina pictures, a picture of her with a banana shoved up her vag, the whole 9-yards..
I took her back and from that point on I cheated on her with about 5 different girls over the course of a year. When I was tired of the games, I just straight up left her and said I'm done. She cried for weeks and blew up my phone everyday for an entire year.
Posting **** about me saying I'm a heartbreaker, sad quotes, etc..I never told anyone what she did. Childish situation all around but I was young.
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15 years old. Walked in on my homies girl getting a train ran on her. The look on her face when we met eyes was priceless. First thing I said was "You a H*E A*S B*TCH for this sh*t!!!!" Told my homeboy immediately and it took him a smooth 6 months to recover. They had basically been together since they we 5 years old at that point.
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Man I just watched that Tyler perry flick temptation with a chick...that joint has me in my feelings right now talkin about dese O's aint right lol
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I hate that movie
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I realized when I was messing with this female
She had braces
Wore some jacked up white/white mid af1's
That u could tell she washed in the washer to get clean
I saw the potential
Fixed her up made her my lil project car
Had her looking like elenore from gone in 60 seconds
When before she was lookin like smokey's ride from Friday
Put mad work Into that *****
Well that ***** played me cheated and left me
Only consolation is I nutted raw in her and it felt so good and she sucked my **** sooo many times
And I molded her into what she is today
She had even told me that
And I can still tell
Honestly I still think about her after all these years
My heart still hurts
I made ******* pay after her this was in 04
I'm over it though
Ooooooh man her ***** was like dippin In ambrosia of the gods
I'm fb and Instagram friends with her
I lurk her page every now and then
She had braces
Wore some jacked up white/white mid af1's
That u could tell she washed in the washer to get clean
I saw the potential
Fixed her up made her my lil project car
Had her looking like elenore from gone in 60 seconds
When before she was lookin like smokey's ride from Friday
Put mad work Into that *****
Well that ***** played me cheated and left me
Only consolation is I nutted raw in her and it felt so good and she sucked my **** sooo many times
And I molded her into what she is today
She had even told me that
And I can still tell
Honestly I still think about her after all these years
My heart still hurts
I made ******* pay after her this was in 04
I'm over it though
Ooooooh man her ***** was like dippin In ambrosia of the gods
I'm fb and Instagram friends with her
I lurk her page every now and then
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There were several small moments where I realized this before, but this particular incident was definitely confirmation.
Flashback to late 2010. Started talking to my best friend's cousin who I had once met several years before (he put us back on to each other..long story), I was 20 at the time, she was 18, real good girl; church girl, 4.0 student, etc. We hit it off something crazy, like nothing I've ever experienced before, or since for that matter. I'm talkin sending 36 page texts back && forth && all, my dudes, no lie
...finally took her out VDay 2011, shh felt perfect...
From then on, I just knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life with shorty; started cashing out on Wizards tickets, always having a surprise gift of some sort for her, etc. Just knew I was the man, && up til her bday in July that year, I was...but I was too shy to make a move && smash . Rationalized it to myself by saying I didn't wanna rush it despite being on permanent 'Toy Story' mode whenever I was around her at that point...
Long story short, she broke up with the kid, && rightfully so (even tho it was via text). But I channeled that inner Cory Matthews, famb, thinking I could save this/her, so I'd be in between classes at school in the fall, bumping that new Take Care while writing her the ultimate of simp letters. Mailed it off, only to realize I wanted to deliver it personally, so I drive to her crib out in VA, catch up with her folks as I waited for her to get there so I could make things right once more. Uhh...negative she didn't come straight home, but tore into a ***** via text saying twice that she had a dude (all caps, mind you lol) && to leave her house immediately. Real tears were shed on my way home that night, b. Ain't spoke since, although that'll likely change down the line...
But then, && only then, did I realize that women, universally, are devoid of innocence. Thankful for it now, cause I haven't chased a woman since...I love how that situation has && continues to develop me...
Cue the flaming, brethren...it's inevitable
Flashback to late 2010. Started talking to my best friend's cousin who I had once met several years before (he put us back on to each other..long story), I was 20 at the time, she was 18, real good girl; church girl, 4.0 student, etc. We hit it off something crazy, like nothing I've ever experienced before, or since for that matter. I'm talkin sending 36 page texts back && forth && all, my dudes, no lie
...finally took her out VDay 2011, shh felt perfect...From then on, I just knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life with shorty; started cashing out on Wizards tickets, always having a surprise gift of some sort for her, etc. Just knew I was the man, && up til her bday in July that year, I was...but I was too shy to make a move && smash
. Rationalized it to myself by saying I didn't wanna rush it despite being on permanent 'Toy Story' mode whenever I was around her at that point...Long story short, she broke up with the kid, && rightfully so (even tho it was via text). But I channeled that inner Cory Matthews, famb, thinking I could save this/her, so I'd be in between classes at school in the fall, bumping that new Take Care while writing her the ultimate of simp letters
. Mailed it off, only to realize I wanted to deliver it personally, so I drive to her crib out in VA, catch up with her folks as I waited for her to get there so I could make things right once more. Uhh...negative she didn't come straight home, but tore into a ***** via text saying twice that she had a dude (all caps, mind you lol) && to leave her house immediately. Real tears were shed on my way home that night, b. Ain't spoke since, although that'll likely change down the line...But then, && only then, did I realize that women, universally, are devoid of innocence. Thankful for it now, cause I haven't chased a woman since...I love how that situation has && continues to develop me...
Cue the flaming, brethren...it's inevitable
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you gotta tell the story in full detail15 years old. Walked in on my homies girl getting a train ran on her. The look on her face when we met eyes was priceless. First thing I said was "You a H*E A*S B*TCH for this sh*t!!!!" Told my homeboy immediately and it took him a smooth 6 months to recover. They had basically been together since they we 5 years old at that point.
son im from pg as well....There were several small moments where I realized this before, but this particular incident was definitely confirmation.
Flashback to late 2010. Started talking to my best friend's cousin who I had once met several years before (he put us back on to each other..long story), I was 20 at the time, she was 18, real good girl; church girl, 4.0 student, etc. We hit it off something crazy, like nothing I've ever experienced before, or since for that matter. I'm talkin sending 36 page texts back && forth && all, my dudes, no lie...finally took her out VDay 2011, shh felt perfect...
From then on, I just knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life with shorty; started cashing out on Wizards tickets, always having a surprise gift of some sort for her, etc. Just knew I was the man, && up til her bday in July that year, I was...but I was too shy to make a move && smash. Rationalized it to myself by saying I didn't wanna rush it despite being on permanent 'Toy Story' mode whenever I was around her at that point...
Long story short, she broke up with the kid, && rightfully so (even tho it was via text). But I channeled that inner Cory Matthews, famb, thinking I could save this/her, so I'd be in between classes at school in the fall, bumping that new Take Care while writing her the ultimate of simp letters. Mailed it off, only to realize I wanted to deliver it personally, so I drive to her crib out in VA, catch up with her folks as I waited for her to get there so I could make things right once more. Uhh...negativeshe didn't come straight home, but tore into a ***** via text saying twice that she had a dude (all caps, mind you lol) && to leave her house immediately. Real tears were shed on my way home that night, b.Ain't spoke since, although that'll likely change down the line...
But then, && only then, did I realize that women, universally, are devoid of innocence. Thankful for it now, cause I haven't chased a woman since...I love how that situation has && continues to develop me...
Cue the flaming, brethren...it's inevitable
6th grade when my friend flashed me full titty
7th grade was feelin up on a girl and she was flashin me then gave me a hand job in the back of class when the teacher was playing a movie i felt like a man that day
8th grade another chick kept flashing her panties to me she had a skirt on
9th grade lost my virginity smashed my first gf
10th grade went to my first school dance a girl and like 4-5 of her friends took turns grinding on me
not sure if it was 11th or 12th grade first time i messed with a chick that had a BF
im 19 now and got cheated on for the first time last summer (that i know of)
7th grade was feelin up on a girl and she was flashin me then gave me a hand job in the back of class when the teacher was playing a movie
i felt like a man that day 8th grade another chick kept flashing her panties to me she had a skirt on
9th grade lost my virginity smashed my first gf
10th grade went to my first school dance a girl and like 4-5 of her friends took turns grinding on me
not sure if it was 11th or 12th grade first time i messed with a chick that had a BF
im 19 now and got cheated on for the first time last summer (that i know of)
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goddamn this threads making me wanna break a *****'s heart and get and follow my customs and get an arranged marriage
edit: i never had a clear cut epiphany type moment, but i always imagined my first time smashing would be with someone i loved and that i'd marry a virgin. gave up on that **** a long time ago though.
and it's always been difficult for me to trust women which is why its so hard for me to love and i've never been able to open up that part of me to a chick
edit: i never had a clear cut epiphany type moment, but i always imagined my first time smashing would be with someone i loved and that i'd marry a virgin. gave up on that **** a long time ago though.
and it's always been difficult for me to trust women which is why its so hard for me to love and i've never been able to open up that part of me to a chick
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