Whats the most Simpish thing you've ever witnessed

I follow a few porn stars on twitter just to see some bitties while at work....

....I see these "stars" (for lack of a better term) post up their amazon wish list, and corn balls sending them gifts just for a retweet thank you from them.

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^Yeah I seent some of that too. #++@ is crazy.
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Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

Had a @@%!* fest in a hotel one time with the homies when I was in the Navy. Every girl got ran through but the girl I brought wanted to be ran through by EVERYONE. I wudn't ee'm mad. When we're all getting ready to dip, we call out this one dude's name and he's under the covers munching box.
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Eating normally is already questionable. But after your homeboys ran trains on them?

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Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

Had a @@%!* fest in a hotel one time with the homies when I was in the Navy. Every girl got ran through but the girl I brought wanted to be ran through by EVERYONE. I wudn't ee'm mad. When we're all getting ready to dip, we call out this one dude's name and he's under the covers munching box.
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Eating normally is already questionable. But after your homeboys ran trains on them?

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Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by FOG

Wasn't there some NTer a while ago that posed as a girl on Facebook just to break a couple up or something..? 
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hahahaha i forgot all about that...flirted with him and everything 
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Mitsui wrote:
I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her boyfriend to break them up even more. This went on for a good whole week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand 
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's. I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.

 
Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by FOG

Wasn't there some NTer a while ago that posed as a girl on Facebook just to break a couple up or something..? 
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hahahaha i forgot all about that...flirted with him and everything 
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Mitsui wrote:
I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her boyfriend to break them up even more. This went on for a good whole week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand 
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's. I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.

 
Originally Posted by j4ck

Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by FOG

Wasn't there some NTer a while ago that posed as a girl on Facebook just to break a couple up or something..? 
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hahahaha i forgot all about that...flirted with him and everything 
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Mitsui wrote:
I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her boyfriend to break them up even more. This went on for a good whole week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand 
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's. I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.


So...did you F her?
 
Originally Posted by j4ck

Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by FOG

Wasn't there some NTer a while ago that posed as a girl on Facebook just to break a couple up or something..? 
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hahahaha i forgot all about that...flirted with him and everything 
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Mitsui wrote:
I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her boyfriend to break them up even more. This went on for a good whole week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand 
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's. I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.


So...did you F her?
 
Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by DanzInRealLife

What's that picture of? It won't load
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Its a guy on his hands and knees in the middle of the subway with his girl sitting on his back, because there arent any seats open 
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Thats the closest he'll get to her riding him.
 
Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by DanzInRealLife

What's that picture of? It won't load
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Its a guy on his hands and knees in the middle of the subway with his girl sitting on his back, because there arent any seats open 
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Thats the closest he'll get to her riding him.
 
I met this one dude who got 2390 on his SATs (out of 2400), got into ALL the UC's (got full rides to half of them), and got looks from Stanford for a swimming scholarship. Decided to go to a local state school after high school because his "girl" went there. After they both started college, she broke up with him.

I felt bad for the dude. Threw away full rides to college, to be with girl (who is prolly renegadin')...smh
 
I met this one dude who got 2390 on his SATs (out of 2400), got into ALL the UC's (got full rides to half of them), and got looks from Stanford for a swimming scholarship. Decided to go to a local state school after high school because his "girl" went there. After they both started college, she broke up with him.

I felt bad for the dude. Threw away full rides to college, to be with girl (who is prolly renegadin')...smh
 
Originally Posted by Initial Lotus

I met this one dude who got 2390 on his SATs (out of 2400), got into ALL the UC's (got full rides to half of them), and got looks from Stanford for a swimming. Decided to go to a local state school after high school because his "girl" went there. After they both started college, she broke up with him.

I felt bad for the dude. Threw away full rides to college, to be with girl (who is prolly renegadin')...smh
He deserved that... being that stupid to make that decision. I don't feel for him at all
 
Originally Posted by Initial Lotus

I met this one dude who got 2390 on his SATs (out of 2400), got into ALL the UC's (got full rides to half of them), and got looks from Stanford for a swimming. Decided to go to a local state school after high school because his "girl" went there. After they both started college, she broke up with him.

I felt bad for the dude. Threw away full rides to college, to be with girl (who is prolly renegadin')...smh
He deserved that... being that stupid to make that decision. I don't feel for him at all
 
Originally Posted by Initial Lotus

I met this one dude who got 2390 on his SATs (out of 2400), got into ALL the UC's (got full rides to half of them), and got looks from Stanford for a swimming. Decided to go to a local state school after high school because his "girl" went there. After they both started college, she broke up with him.

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Originally Posted by Initial Lotus

I met this one dude who got 2390 on his SATs (out of 2400), got into ALL the UC's (got full rides to half of them), and got looks from Stanford for a swimming. Decided to go to a local state school after high school because his "girl" went there. After they both started college, she broke up with him.

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Originally Posted by whyhellothere

Originally Posted by Initial Lotus

I met this one dude who got 2390 on his SATs (out of 2400), got into ALL the UC's (got full rides to half of them), and got looks from Stanford for a swimming. Decided to go to a local state school after high school because his "girl" went there. After they both started college, she broke up with him.

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Originally Posted by whyhellothere

Originally Posted by Initial Lotus

I met this one dude who got 2390 on his SATs (out of 2400), got into ALL the UC's (got full rides to half of them), and got looks from Stanford for a swimming. Decided to go to a local state school after high school because his "girl" went there. After they both started college, she broke up with him.

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