airthompson
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Made me waste gas going to the crib. Saying all type of filthy ish in txt, had me going 60 in a 35 zone (it was 1am). Got there and wanted to talk. :x cut the bridge off
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I know that feel... Me, my friend, and this girl he grew up with took a road trip down to ATL to visit his sister. The chick is the total package. Smart, gorgeous, and pretty cool. Whole time we are down there I'm making her laugh. Having good conversation. Even showed my "tough" side when I broke up a fight that happened at his sister's crib. His sister later told us that both dudes were strapped and it could have got real ugly (so never again)... But anyway, we are at the mall and my friend's sister pulls me to the side and said the chick is really feeling me BUT I was too short. The girl was 5'11 and I'm 5'8 on a damn good day. I wasn't even going at her like that but it still hurt...a girl told me she'd want to date me if i was taller.
Dirtiest thing a girl ever did to me:
My ex-gf broke up with me because I was Asian. Her parents constantly gave her **** and she couldn't take it anymore. Broke up with me as a result. Even after it ended, we still did the exact same ****, Sex, holding hands, texting and what not.
FFW a few months later, still doing the same thing. Went to a party together later that week. I asked her to dance and she said nah, I don't feel like dancing. Literally a minute later, she's dancing with this other dude. I'm just chillin on the couch drinking a beer (they had a keg so I was pretty hammered). She starts dancing with the dude face to face. I see the dude put her hand on her ***. I snapped. Pushed the dude off her. Called her a ******g ****. Gave her the middle finger and peaced Things started to fizzle down and we lost contact.
FFW a year, I go from 145ish to 175 lbs from lifting and working out. I'm in the best shape of my life, I started to fill out nicely in my face and whatnot ******. Meanwhile, let's just say she let herself go. Saw her at new years, ignored her, and she said "Chris, you're not even gonna say hi?". Give her a hug and keep it moving. My one very god female friend I was with blatantly says to me pretty loudly, "Chris, she gained a lot of weight. I'm glad you're not with her anymore". Dat gut :x She tries to get my best friend to help her bring her boyfriend to the party so they can kiss at midnight and she makes sure I overhear. I left the party to go to another because I knew I wouldn't be able to handle watching her kiss another dude and I knew it would piss her off.
FFW to 1 or 2 am that night. I see her on the street walking back to her apartment with THE SALTIEST look on her face.
There's something about that first love that makes it sting like a *****. It hurts a lot more than the rest. Took me over a year after we broke up to finally get over her. Now I'm living good and doing as well as a 20 year old college student could possibly do.
This is the first time I've gotten this all off my chest. Damn, it feels good....
Taken from the same thread on BB
"I got sick and had the flu one time and my GF came over to see me.
She baked me brownies and brought over a simpsons VHS she had recorded little treehouse of horrors.
We watched it together and ate a few brownies.
Eventual she got up and left. I walked her out and went back in my room to finish the show.
Right before the show ended the tape cut to something horrible.
It showed my GF giving a guy a bj.
She lifted her head off him and spit the *** in a bowl of what appeared to be brownie mix.
She began mixing the *** in and said "sorry hun I found someone who can satisfy me better than you. Goodbye"
This girl that I was feeling had a mutual friend of the both of us hand me a note that said "You cute and all, but I don't have time for dudes with no money."
This was in 5th grade.
Username: DaJoka004Most of ya'll should count your blessings if these are the worst things a female has done to you.
a girl told me she'd want to date me if i was taller.
lmaoooo
dat gif
Didn't let me finish
Taken from the same thread on BB
"I got sick and had the flu one time and my GF came over to see me.
She baked me brownies and brought over a simpsons VHS she had recorded little treehouse of horrors.
We watched it together and ate a few brownies.
Eventual she got up and left. I walked her out and went back in my room to finish the show.
Right before the show ended the tape cut to something horrible.
It showed my GF giving a guy a bj.
She lifted her head off him and spit the *** in a bowl of what appeared to be brownie mix.
She began mixing the *** in and said "sorry hun I found someone who can satisfy me better than you. Goodbye"
you lionNo girl has said something that has shattered my feelings...yet.
damn, almost porsche money.My ex, only girlfriend I've ever let live with me, trashed my Michael Jordan memorabilia collection. Valued at well over $5,000 in total.
In hindsight, I'm extremely glad she didn't touch my car in any way.damn, almost porsche money.