What's the grimiest thing you've ever done?

[cs02132]

Originally Posted by thenewjs23

Well,

I have another for you guys.

My girl and I went out the other night.

We eat then go to a local club with her sister (whom is so hot I get a boner just hearing her voice).

As I dance with them I get a rumble in my stomach.

Night goes on and my girl and her sister are totally plastered and I am in the corner of the club with the bubble guts.

We leave and I cant take her sister home to her husband cause im flying home before i demolish my pants.

Get home and I totally violate the rest room. Nothing else is dropping so I get up.

Still feeling like i want to throw up, i go in to the living room and there is my girl's sister on the sofa passed out.

I get a hard on, go into the bedroom and there is my girl and she wants it.

I reluctantly give in.

Missionary is the position we went with.

I am putting in work and she is loving it.

I all of a sudden I throw up all over her with her under me.

Feeling good I shower and go sleep on the floor on the living room.

Next morning I find out that my girls sister woke up and went to sleep with her in the bedroom.

My girl has no idea what happened that night and is mad at her sister.

She thinks her sister is the one that threw up on her.

Clean get away

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

posting so I don't have to read 36 pages 'on the clock'

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

posting so I don't have to read 36 pages 'on the clock'

 

[al audi]

damn, son raped his OWN girl....

 

[al audi]

damn, son raped his OWN girl....

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

real quick...

back in high school - went to a Topps Cardshow - some dude running a booth left for the bathroom real quick and left his down syndrome son to watch the merchandise - I pointed to a Emmit Smith jersey to distract him and jacked a box of 98 bowman chrome, tons of autographed memorabilia and other cards - left the scene.

I still feel horrible til this day...

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

real quick...

back in high school - went to a Topps Cardshow - some dude running a booth left for the bathroom real quick and left his down syndrome son to watch the merchandise - I pointed to a Emmit Smith jersey to distract him and jacked a box of 98 bowman chrome, tons of autographed memorabilia and other cards - left the scene.

I still feel horrible til this day...

 

[ervinsb91]

Originally Posted by Al Audi

damn, son raped his OWN girl....

I think he was saying she was drunk but conscious and wanted to smash/ begging for the d, but didn't remember. At least that's what i assumed. But yea legally either way its rape, she just wasn't unconscious.

 

[ervinsb91]

Originally Posted by Al Audi

damn, son raped his OWN girl....

I think he was saying she was drunk but conscious and wanted to smash/ begging for the d, but didn't remember. At least that's what i assumed. But yea legally either way its rape, she just wasn't unconscious.

 

[al audi]

Originally Posted by ErvinSB91

Originally Posted by Al Audi

damn, son raped his OWN girl....

I think he was saying she was drunk but conscious and wanted to smash but didn't remember. At least that's what i assumed. But yea legally either way its rape, she just wasn't unconscious.

as i read the story i was like..........son is about to rape his girl sister....

yea dats grimey

 

[al audi]

Originally Posted by ErvinSB91

Originally Posted by Al Audi

damn, son raped his OWN girl....

I think he was saying she was drunk but conscious and wanted to smash but didn't remember. At least that's what i assumed. But yea legally either way its rape, she just wasn't unconscious.

as i read the story i was like..........son is about to rape his girl sister....

yea dats grimey

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

Originally Posted by Mr Jordan04

nothing too grimey but...

at the peak of the baseball bobblehead trend, we went to a Dodger game cuz we were trying to get that bobblehead. So we're on our way, and there's bad traffic (LA traffic). Finally get off the freeway, and STILL horrible traffic. Finally get to the stadium around 8 and they're out of bobbleheads, since its for the first 50k people. We're there, chillen, watching the game, and eating.

We see the guy sitting in front of us has a bobblehead box and it's under his seat. We reach for the box and think....should we just take it? We open it up, take out the bobblehead, and stick a half eaten hot dog in there to add a lil weight to the box

. Soon as we do that we're like lets #!!*#. We bounce and have a bobblehead.

To this day, I still think about it and imagine the guy's face when he opened the box and saw a half eaten hot dog with ketchup and mustard all over

 

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

Originally Posted by Mr Jordan04

nothing too grimey but...

at the peak of the baseball bobblehead trend, we went to a Dodger game cuz we were trying to get that bobblehead. So we're on our way, and there's bad traffic (LA traffic). Finally get off the freeway, and STILL horrible traffic. Finally get to the stadium around 8 and they're out of bobbleheads, since its for the first 50k people. We're there, chillen, watching the game, and eating.

We see the guy sitting in front of us has a bobblehead box and it's under his seat. We reach for the box and think....should we just take it? We open it up, take out the bobblehead, and stick a half eaten hot dog in there to add a lil weight to the box

. Soon as we do that we're like lets #!!*#. We bounce and have a bobblehead.

To this day, I still think about it and imagine the guy's face when he opened the box and saw a half eaten hot dog with ketchup and mustard all over

 

 

[dame theory]

Originally Posted by ElCubanoDel510

The dog story reminded me of a story a guy told me about his homeboy.

The dude had the house to himself for a weekend so he brings his girl over to chill. He starts smashing her from the back door on his parents new suede couch. When he pulled out some $#$% came out and stained the couch. He tried to clean it, but no matter how much he tried the stain wouldn't come out. When his parents got home he blamed it on the dog thinking it would be alright. Well his parents decided to put the dog to sleep because of that. Dude was crying for like a week straight, and teared up when I asked him about the story.

...so they put the dog down though?

Thats insane

 

[dame theory]

Originally Posted by ElCubanoDel510

The dog story reminded me of a story a guy told me about his homeboy.

The dude had the house to himself for a weekend so he brings his girl over to chill. He starts smashing her from the back door on his parents new suede couch. When he pulled out some $#$% came out and stained the couch. He tried to clean it, but no matter how much he tried the stain wouldn't come out. When his parents got home he blamed it on the dog thinking it would be alright. Well his parents decided to put the dog to sleep because of that. Dude was crying for like a week straight, and teared up when I asked him about the story.

...so they put the dog down though?

Thats insane

 

[reeeem0]

setted my neighbors car on fire.

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both of them

nothing serious...

 

[reeeem0]

setted my neighbors car on fire.

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both of them

nothing serious...

 

[kramer]

Originally Posted by DMV is RNB

Originally Posted by Kramer

Most people can take what other people go threw, but whenever it's dogs its always just

That's a sickness in itself IMO.
"I raped a stripped"

(The peanut gallery...."ahhh well.  *inserts

 x 1000*")

"I killed a dog"

(

 you should be skewered and slaughtered and taken out back and shot.  nobody loves you.  you're trash)

I'll never understand how people have zero compassion for each other's well being, but all the compassion in the world for an animal.  It's like really...minds are +%!+@#* warped 

I think it's funny too that people care about dogs more than other people sometimes. Aint mad though

 

[kramer]

Originally Posted by DMV is RNB

Originally Posted by Kramer

Most people can take what other people go threw, but whenever it's dogs its always just

That's a sickness in itself IMO.
"I raped a stripped"

(The peanut gallery...."ahhh well.  *inserts

 x 1000*")

"I killed a dog"

(

 you should be skewered and slaughtered and taken out back and shot.  nobody loves you.  you're trash)

I'll never understand how people have zero compassion for each other's well being, but all the compassion in the world for an animal.  It's like really...minds are +%!+@#* warped 

I think it's funny too that people care about dogs more than other people sometimes. Aint mad though

 

[ayvee323]

These "saints" or people who are judging these kind people who are sharing these cruel tales are getting mad annoying.

Chill with *@!$ b

 

[ayvee323]

These "saints" or people who are judging these kind people who are sharing these cruel tales are getting mad annoying.

Chill with *@!$ b

 

[btk]

Originally Posted by TCERDA

Originally Posted by moonmaster3

Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

Originally Posted by ErvinSB91

Originally Posted by cgutta

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

Originally Posted by TCERDA


UTSA dorms - 2002-2003 school year - to make a long story longer.... here goes

So me and my boy since elementary school were roomates in college. Not being conceited but we were the %*!% and our clique of about 8 people from SA, Dallas, and Houston rolled tough together. We were all hoopers... (not that this matters) but some certain individuals looked up to us. This leads me to our dear friend "Kenneth". So we meet this short brothu named "Kenneth". We learned over the year he was in a special program and suffered from depression, Asthma and had a bi-polar disorder. We kept it cool with Kenneth cuz he lived a couple of doors down from us. When he was on his meds, he was pretty normal but when his parents wouldnt ship his meds on time, he would spazz out and go off on the entire dormatory.

(This got pretty old and frustrated us).

 So being 18 years old, we all decided it was time to get even.

This came the same time "Kenneth" decided to throw his Asthma machine, and Bi-Polar meds away because the UTSA ROTC program denied his entry due to his Bi-Polar and Asthma conditions. (Yes he thought trashing his Meds and Asthma machine would ensure his entry)

***Picture a short black dude making angry noises and throwing his stuff out his dormroom window***

We hear this mayhem and go and witness his panic attack. Thats how we got the story of him not gettin in the ROTC program. Anywho, earlier in the year, he confided in us about this huge crush he had on a female that lived in our dorms. This chick worked at a burger joint about a mile away. Oh yea! "Kenneth" used to work their too prior to him going crazy a few months before. Now back to us gettin even. Ok, so sometime durin December of 2002,   we told "Kenneth" his crush felt the same way about him and he still had one pay check he never picked up when he quit. (we knew he was gonna fall for it because he's a month in without any medication and has basically lost his mind) So we call his room and told him she called us and wanted him to go over his old job to holla at her and pick up his check from 3 months before. Ten seconds after he hangs up the phone, we see a figure sprint across our room down the hall and Lord and behold, its "Kenneth". We arer literally rollin...So we dont see him for about a week after this. We forgot about our prank and his parents show up and are looking for any people he hung out with. Finally his parents knock on our door and asked us if we ever talked with him cuz he was arrested for trespassing demanding his paycheck and threatening his crush for not liking him. Since his parents lived in Kansas and he had no other family, He was sent to a mental institution. ok so now we're scared. About a month later "Kenneth shows up about 40 lbs heavier and sweating. He escaped from the Crazy house and wanted us to hide him. So we call the cops and they come to scoop him. Last I heard. He was on total lockdown and still resides in the State Hospital. We basically ruined somebody's life

  By far the grimiest thing Ive ever done.

SON.

, my man gonna come back and go all jason on you ninjas

you sent him there and snitched to the cops on him? he gonna break out and murk yall one by one 

thats F***** up though, hope it was worth it

. you didnt really explain why you where getting even with him, bc you where tired of him spazzing out all the time?

word you gonna have to change your name, your address, your face, EVERYTHING

Chisholm Hall?

Yea bro, we stayed at the Chisolm Hall. I still feel bad about this till this day.

I know that dude you're talking about and I know who you are. I'm letting him know you posted this up. R.I.P.

 

[btk]

Originally Posted by TCERDA

Originally Posted by moonmaster3

Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

Originally Posted by ErvinSB91

Originally Posted by cgutta

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

Originally Posted by TCERDA


UTSA dorms - 2002-2003 school year - to make a long story longer.... here goes

So me and my boy since elementary school were roomates in college. Not being conceited but we were the %*!% and our clique of about 8 people from SA, Dallas, and Houston rolled tough together. We were all hoopers... (not that this matters) but some certain individuals looked up to us. This leads me to our dear friend "Kenneth". So we meet this short brothu named "Kenneth". We learned over the year he was in a special program and suffered from depression, Asthma and had a bi-polar disorder. We kept it cool with Kenneth cuz he lived a couple of doors down from us. When he was on his meds, he was pretty normal but when his parents wouldnt ship his meds on time, he would spazz out and go off on the entire dormatory.

(This got pretty old and frustrated us).

 So being 18 years old, we all decided it was time to get even.

This came the same time "Kenneth" decided to throw his Asthma machine, and Bi-Polar meds away because the UTSA ROTC program denied his entry due to his Bi-Polar and Asthma conditions. (Yes he thought trashing his Meds and Asthma machine would ensure his entry)

***Picture a short black dude making angry noises and throwing his stuff out his dormroom window***

We hear this mayhem and go and witness his panic attack. Thats how we got the story of him not gettin in the ROTC program. Anywho, earlier in the year, he confided in us about this huge crush he had on a female that lived in our dorms. This chick worked at a burger joint about a mile away. Oh yea! "Kenneth" used to work their too prior to him going crazy a few months before. Now back to us gettin even. Ok, so sometime durin December of 2002,   we told "Kenneth" his crush felt the same way about him and he still had one pay check he never picked up when he quit. (we knew he was gonna fall for it because he's a month in without any medication and has basically lost his mind) So we call his room and told him she called us and wanted him to go over his old job to holla at her and pick up his check from 3 months before. Ten seconds after he hangs up the phone, we see a figure sprint across our room down the hall and Lord and behold, its "Kenneth". We arer literally rollin...So we dont see him for about a week after this. We forgot about our prank and his parents show up and are looking for any people he hung out with. Finally his parents knock on our door and asked us if we ever talked with him cuz he was arrested for trespassing demanding his paycheck and threatening his crush for not liking him. Since his parents lived in Kansas and he had no other family, He was sent to a mental institution. ok so now we're scared. About a month later "Kenneth shows up about 40 lbs heavier and sweating. He escaped from the Crazy house and wanted us to hide him. So we call the cops and they come to scoop him. Last I heard. He was on total lockdown and still resides in the State Hospital. We basically ruined somebody's life

  By far the grimiest thing Ive ever done.

SON.

, my man gonna come back and go all jason on you ninjas

you sent him there and snitched to the cops on him? he gonna break out and murk yall one by one 

thats F***** up though, hope it was worth it

. you didnt really explain why you where getting even with him, bc you where tired of him spazzing out all the time?

word you gonna have to change your name, your address, your face, EVERYTHING

Chisholm Hall?

Yea bro, we stayed at the Chisolm Hall. I still feel bad about this till this day.

I know that dude you're talking about and I know who you are. I'm letting him know you posted this up. R.I.P.

 

[btk]

Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets

Originally Posted by moonmaster3

Originally Posted by viiheaven

Originally Posted by Dame Theory

Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets

The fact that he realizes nobody loves him in this world and that even his own parents found him disgusting triggers things in kids like him. Their basically numb to everything around them. It's cases like this when you realize some parents should have just left their seeds as stains on a Motel 6 carpet. 

genious 

 you gotta tell me where you found this from. im gonna write this down on a birthday card for my son. amazing what can be inferred when people only have a few pieces to a puzzle. 

you want pieces of the puzzle, here you go
1) you like ****** porn

2) you pee in water bottles

3) you sit down to pee

4) you're an orphan

5) your parents don't love you

6) your foster parents don't love you

7) that dog's life was worth more than yours

your mother should have swallowed you

9) you bite your toe nails

10) kill yourself

 

[btk]

Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets

Originally Posted by moonmaster3

Originally Posted by viiheaven

Originally Posted by Dame Theory

Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets

The fact that he realizes nobody loves him in this world and that even his own parents found him disgusting triggers things in kids like him. Their basically numb to everything around them. It's cases like this when you realize some parents should have just left their seeds as stains on a Motel 6 carpet. 

genious 

 you gotta tell me where you found this from. im gonna write this down on a birthday card for my son. amazing what can be inferred when people only have a few pieces to a puzzle. 

you want pieces of the puzzle, here you go
1) you like ****** porn

2) you pee in water bottles

3) you sit down to pee

4) you're an orphan

5) your parents don't love you

6) your foster parents don't love you

7) that dog's life was worth more than yours

your mother should have swallowed you

9) you bite your toe nails

10) kill yourself