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- Nov 9, 2012
I've recently moved into this girl's pool house(it's actually a small storage in the backyard converted to a house with a bathroom and running water in the sink and shower) I've met this girl through a homie of mine and she offered up the place and she seemed super eager to have someone live with her. And I know you guys are wondering if she's bangin or not, and I can tell you that she's a 3/10 and that's me being generous, still wouldn't smash if hammered. She told me that she's really chill and she's not into that drama BS and whatnot, and I was like cooooooo. But little did I know, she's one of the craziest psycho ******* I've met. The first week living there was already dramatic. For some reason, she thinks that any guys that come into contact with her already wants to bang her because she says that she's "thick" and she got "cakes like a black girl" but honestly, I can say that Miley Cyrus got more cakes, and thats sayin something lol. She invited me to her house and she wanted to "interview" me and she asked if I was a homewrecker because she said that she got a bf and she doesn't want me to feel "tempted" and try something "funny". I wasn't sure how to tell her that I wouldn't smash her and I wasn't tryna be an ******* so I just simply told her that I wouldn't pull anything shady like that. And that still didn't register in her head and she still thought that anyone would want to smash her. And then her girl friend who I met through her(a 2/10 still wouldn't smash) starts talking to me and was already trying to give up the yambs, I just can't bear doing anything her cus her mustache so super thick, more than mine. But anyways we just kicked it and then my room mate hits me up on my phone to check in where I'm at, in my mind: I'm like wtf, why does it matter where I'm at? But I was honest and told her I was kickin it with her girl friend, then she starts telling me to wear protection and stupid **** like that, and I told her we're just simply kickin it, once again still didn't register in her thick skull and she thought I was giving her attitude, so things between me and her got a little shaky. The next day comes, I got a text her her girl friend tellin me that my room mate called her in the morning and started cussing her out and calling her a ho and all that ish. So she pretty much burned the bridges between me and her and her friend. I wasn't really trippin about that though because her friend was almost as annoying as she was(they both drained my energy). Anyways, the day after that after coming back home from my night class, my room mate hits me up telling me that her bf is having car trouble and she wants me to call him. I was being nice, so I did call him and see if he needed anything like jumping the car. He said he is already getting it towed, and I'm like ok cool. and I tell her that and she said "ok..." in a condescending way. Then she tells me that he's the one that gives her rides to school and asks me if I can give her rides to school. I told her ok, because we're room mates and we both go to the same school, so that means that I wouldn't have to get out of my way to do something for her. Then she has the nerve to tell me to drive her bf to school, who lives in the next few cities up and wants me to drive him back down to school then back to his house for the next couple of weeks. I told her that I can't do that because that's out of my way. Then she starts getting angry with me and starts yelling at me and telling me how ungrateful I am and that I should be grateful to live with her and **** like that, and that the rent is cheap(most places in this area is around 400-500 which I'm paying, and this is excluding electricity) so I'm not getting like some awefully crazy *** hookup. At this point I had it with her BS and called her out on it, I told her that I just live here and that I'm not her damn butler, I pay to live here, it ain't free. So then she gets mad at me and starts hitting up my homie telling me that I threatened her and **** like that, but my homie knows me well and just brushed it off, and for the next couple months we stopped talking, and it was real awkward everytime I see her at home or on campus. Then when she finally passed her driving test(she's 21) we celebrated it at a cheesecake factory and she seemed to cooled down for a bit. Then she wanted to hangout and talk to me one on one to discuss things out and she talked about how people in her fraternity didn't like her and that she always thinks that someone's talkin trash about her, and I just gave her an honest opinion and told her that she just over analyzes too much, and then she became the evil psycho ***** again. So now, I'm just gonna play it cool and do my own thing and avoid her azzzzz like the plague. THE END.
Cliffs:
-Met room mate chick through a homie.
-She said she was cool, drama free. (LIES!)
-She think she got cakes and everyone tryna smash! (nahhhhh)
-Accuses me for being a homewrecker without any evidence.
-3/10 chick, would not smash even when hammered.
-She tryin to make me her errand boy!
-Burned bridges between most of her friends through insecurity.
-Stopped talking to her for a few months.
-FINALLY ****** PASSED HER DRIVING TEST AT AGE 21!
-Celebrated at the Cheesecake Factory, we made up.
-Thought we made up and everything was all good again.
-She fcked it up because her insecurity got the best of her, and is still a crazy psycho biaaaatch.
-Writing this while I'm living here right now in the pool house in her backyard.
Moral of the story: Anyone who says that they are drama free are usually full of it.
So what are your guy's experiences with a room mate?
Cliffs:
-Met room mate chick through a homie.
-She said she was cool, drama free. (LIES!)
-She think she got cakes and everyone tryna smash! (nahhhhh)
-Accuses me for being a homewrecker without any evidence.
-3/10 chick, would not smash even when hammered.
-She tryin to make me her errand boy!
-Burned bridges between most of her friends through insecurity.
-Stopped talking to her for a few months.
-FINALLY ****** PASSED HER DRIVING TEST AT AGE 21!
-Celebrated at the Cheesecake Factory, we made up.
-Thought we made up and everything was all good again.
-She fcked it up because her insecurity got the best of her, and is still a crazy psycho biaaaatch.
-Writing this while I'm living here right now in the pool house in her backyard.
Moral of the story: Anyone who says that they are drama free are usually full of it.
So what are your guy's experiences with a room mate?