Unethical Life Hacks

[alchemist iq]

Don't know what NYers you approaching, ones I know are hitting you with "**** outta here b".


Emphasized though.

it works but ofcourse it will work in moderate busy stations like grant ave, fulton or certain train lines. i did it when i was struggling for reals. some people are willing to but depends which neighborhood or station you at. i belive in karma too, so when someone asked me for a swipe and they needed to get on the train i swiped them in. it avoids getting a $100 summons. if you go through the door and cop sees you your def gonna get stopped and summons and they will run a id check to see if you any other warrants and if you do your getting wrapped up.

i dont live in nyc any longer but hey all ny’ers are mainly scumbags bags anyway. rich or poor.

meant to say empathy grammar nazi police...

 

[Smokecitykicks]

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[shogun]

I wouldn’t give a random person a free swipe from my card.

 

[sooperhooper]

Some of these are unethical clever tricks that just might work. Others are theft or begging.

 

[HNL HI]

you the last one who should be shaking ya head b

he shaking his head cause they giving away all his secrets

 

[sooperhooper]

On the real, stuff like this is why there are ridiculous laws and procedures in place. Not exactly the same, but chase Bank doesn't allow cash deposits unless you have an account to prevent money laundering. I legitimately couldn't believe it. That's like closing down the interstate to prevent drug trafficking.

 

[cosmiccoffee9]

Also, sneak in as many people as you want for the price of two ticket stubs. First two people go in, one comes out with both stubs and gives one to another person. Repeat infinitely.

hollering @ the image of 17 ************* slipping into a non-new release movie on 2 tickets.

guy at the stub checking podium like

 

[nawghtyhare]

Also, sneak in as many people as you want for the price of two ticket stubs. First two people go in, one comes out with both stubs and gives one to another person. Repeat infinitely.

not only that
u can sneak all those folks in THEN get a refund
so after everyone goes in
whoever bought the ticket
go out
tell the ticket taker ill be right back
make sure to speak to him so he recognizes u
then head to the ticket counter
get a refund
then head to concession stand grab napkins and a straw
then head back to the ticket taker and he gonna just let u back in cause he remembers u leaving
do it all the time
just did it when i went to see coco matter of fact
paid we sat down
then i went back out to get a refund then walked back in
works EVERY DAMN TIME

 

[getback]

Whole Foods will let your return anything. I worked there when I was younger. If you ate half a pizza and said it tasted funny, you'd get your cash back. Just have to use it somewhat sparingly.

This one can only be used sparingly too: order an expensive PPV like UFC or boxing. Midway through the event or after it call the provider up and tell them the screen is tiling or blacking out and you want a refund.

 

[cosmiccoffee9]

the ambition, creativity, and meticulous thought that goes into saving $8 continues to astound me. I'm legitimately impressed.

 

[nawghtyhare]

the ambition, creativity, and meticulous thought that goes into saving $8 continues to astound me. I'm legitimately impressed.

$8???
i saved a whole $45 for that movie bruh

 

[cosmiccoffee9]

$8???
i saved a whole $45 for that movie bruh

I'm sorry I misrepresented your gains. I'll keep every letter in that post, just replace the numbers.

 

[sfc415]

I'm sorry I misrepresented your gains. I'll keep every letter in that post, just replace the numbers.

Right? If you and your friends have to go through so much effort to save $12-20 per person for going out somewhere, maybe you guys should just stay at home

 

[getback]

Me and my homie use this one all the time:

If you go to a sporting event, concert, etc and have nosebleed seats, google ticketmaster or Ace tickets for the best available at that same event you're at. Then you know the best seats that will be empty and you can sit in without being made to move midway through the game/concert.

Been buying balcony tickets for the longest and sitting in the lowers center court.

 

[sfc415]

If you ever get a flat tire always take a picture.
It could come in handy.

Have skipped so many invitations and work events in 2017 with a burst tire I got 2 years ago

 

[cosmiccoffee9]

Right? If you and your friends have to go through so much effort to save $12-20 per person for going out somewhere, maybe you guys should just stay at home

I'm not even fully clowning, it's not where I would roll the dice in my life--like, idk if a free train ride is worth possibly appearing in court--but it's not my life.

I mean, I agree with you, it would be a smoke and pizza night...but if that's how these folks find their joy, they'll just have to hope to avoid the consequences.

I'm honestly entertained, it's like if George Costanza was many NT accounts.

Me and my homie use this one all the time:

If you go to a sporting event, concert, etc and have nosebleed seats, google ticketmaster or Ace tickets for the best available at that same event you're. Then you know the best seats that will be empty and you can sit in without being made to move midway through the game/concert.

Been buying balcony tickets for the longest and sitting in the lowers center court.

see? look at this. actual thought and ingenuity went into this.

 

[suavamente]

Me and my homie use this one all the time:

If you go to a sporting event, concert, etc and have nosebleed seats, google ticketmaster or Ace tickets for the best available at that same event you're at. Then you know the best seats that will be empty and you can sit in without being made to move midway through the game/concert.

Been buying balcony tickets for the longest and sitting in the lowers center court.

they usually have ushers that check your stub tho?

 

[lobotomybeats]

Tired of your kids waking you up early on the weekends? Get a divorce. You will be able to sleep in every other weekend.

 

[suavamente]

the only thing I can think of off top is putting expensive coffee/ bulk items/ grocery items in those "bulk bags" and putting the cheapest item SKU on it in self checkout

always get organic craft coffee for like .49 cents labeling it as flour lol

 

[lobotomybeats]

Want to save 40% on your photos? Enter PHOTO40 at Walgreens.com at checkout.

 

[lobotomybeats]

Tired of watering your plants? Play Dance Dance Revolution with a Native American.

 

[sooperhooper]

Tired of your kids waking you up early on the weekends? Get a divorce. You will be able to sleep in every other weekend.

If your ex wife has a good enough lawyer, you can sleep in every weekend

 

[Thats My Word]

Whole Foods will let your return anything. I worked there when I was younger. If you ate half a pizza and said it tasted funny, you'd get your cash back. Just have to use it somewhat sparingly.

This one can only be used sparingly too: order an expensive PPV like UFC or boxing. Midway through the event or after it call the provider up and tell them the screen is tiling or blacking out and you want a refund.

If you get a sandwich/burrito at WF, make sure you get one of those buy 9 get 1 free stamp cards. The cashiers don’t stamp the cards, they just initial them. So get the cards and forge those initials to get free sandwiches/burritos.

 

[calibeebee]

I used to rent stuff from Walmart all the time. Go camping for the weekend and buy like a tent, sleeping bags, Coleman grill, a fishing pole, snow chains for my car etc. use the stuff Friday Saturday, come back Sunday night and return EVERYTHING still smelling like campfire. Just say I changed my mind. Full refund.

Another thing I did once was buy their most expensive tool set and did a bunch of hard mechanical work on an old truck I had. Bent the **** outta the wrenches, got everything all nasty and greasy. Took em back when I was finished doing all the work I needed done. Customer service rep at first said they couldn't take em back. I said "the hell you can't!" Manager came over and gave me my money back immediately.

I blame their stupid *** anything goes return policy.

 

[AZwildcats]

the ambition, creativity, and meticulous thought that goes into saving $8 continues to astound me. I'm legitimately impressed.

For real