U want me to do what? vol... hell yeah i suck toes

[trueblack88]

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by TrueBlack88

Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by FireBirdGoddess

you NT boys are too cute!

do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store...but your mom wouldn't let you get it...no matter how much you begged??

well that's how I feel about you...so can i borrow you?? i promise ill give you back

....So... no part of typing that made you feel lame?

....

I felt embarrassed FOR him when I read that s***, lmao...

only people takin that post seriously are the two of you

No, this thread is funny as f***, but then I saw what youwrote, and it took it to a different level

 

[j d0t c0medy]

On some real %+$ I feel bad for dudes who wife my ex's, jumpoffs, & chicks I used to hit off on the regular. Whatever i'm into that week withshorty is what we're going to do.

Everytime I see an ex of mine with a new guy the only song line that runs through my head is "Super Ugly" "guess you was kissin my D when youwas kissing the B, nasty %+$"

 

[kuprelli]

Originally Posted by mrscampbellakasarahlee

Originally Posted by FireBirdGoddess

Originally Posted by NothingBefore

Originally Posted by NeptuneBeats187

Originally Posted by FireBirdGoddess

This thread is so #@%+@*$ mild compared the to $!## posted on JJB! Some of yall are some punk !%! $%%@!%% too

HAHAHA. That I will not do. I mean ##%$, maybe you all will find a girl who will TURN YOU OUT cuz I mean salad tossing is not the worst thing in the world. If you all would open your minds, you'd know that your doody hole is one of the most erogenous zones on your body. It's not gay. I mean if it gives you pleasure and your partner gets off from doing it, what's stopping you? Make sure everything's clean, smoke a jay and get to business. Nobody has to know how nasty you are in the bedroom cuz that ##%$ supposed to stay in the bedroom. I would be on porn star status, but 1)can't find too many willing to do such things and 2) people are dirty (not clean) as %*@%. Whoever i'm in a relationship with will get turned out, thats fer damn sure. And a lot of girls individuals are freakier than you would ever know, come correct and you may be surprised!

damn...seems like i missed a lot...but it is was it is, i am glad there is another female out there who thinks like me...

What's JJB BTW???

 

[ericescobar]

freakazoids
surprised the girls are cumming out

 

[spot rusherz]

That steamer $!+% is mad nasty.

 

[h01yshnik3s]

hahaha this is hilarious, but females will surprise you. make you a sandwich after wards if you get it right. girl took my pants off folded them, took mydrawers off.. folded them gave me dome... what a chicken head... as far as dirty she tried to slip me a stinky pinky! she got booted i don't mess with thebooty hole just not cool SMH.

 

[i love nikes]

Originally Posted by sn00pee

as long as its clean....

but seriously, this girl asked to rim me

it kinda tingled...

.....Same here but Isaid no, lol.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by i love nikes

Originally Posted by sn00pee

as long as its clean....

but seriously, this girl asked to rim me

it kinda tingled...

.....Same here but I said no, lol.

I didnt feel like a man

 

[selfmadepimp]

oh wow lol. idk if i could get down with the booty play. i sort of have a phobia if you will. i dont want any guy near that place.
and i kick and fidget when getting a pedicure so im sure if anyone licks my toes they will be missing some teeth word to the 40 year old virgin.

 

[2tearsnabucket]

Originally Posted by pip777

Originally Posted by 03silverbullet

not me personally, but a homie told me he and his girl ran out of chocolate sauce so she had him pour bar-b-que sauce on her instead.

Barbecue coochie

 

[NewZ05]

this thread is wayyyyy too funny

 

[kickmatic23]

this is the first classic thread of 09

 

[DownByLaw]

Originally Posted by Kickmatic23

this is the first classic thread of 09

I agree

 

[703 hwy]

Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS

Originally Posted by 703 Hwy

I've done it all and will do it again............and again.

ayo

My bad bo nh

 

[kahlow]

Originally Posted by 03silverbullet

not me personally, but a homie told me he and his girl ran out of chocolate sauce so she had him pour bar-b-que sauce on her instead.

Barbecoochie
yes. i said it.

 

[queencitysneakerqueen]

Originally Posted by Kahlow

Originally Posted by 03silverbullet

not me personally, but a homie told me he and his girl ran out of chocolate sauce so she had him pour bar-b-que sauce on her instead.

Barbecoochie
yes. i said it.

 

[sneakrkid]

If i haven't tried it yet, i will eventually.

 

[elnino4530]

maaaaaaaaaan one time i was doin a lil foreplay with my girl and i was damn near blacked out from a night of partying, i was lappin it up and slipped to theother area if you catch my drift. She started goin nuts and I quickly realized what I was doing (and kept doing it SMH). It didn't taste bad or nothing andafter i ran and washed my mouth out lol. I'll never do it again, but I tried it once

 

[executive76]

Originally Posted by SneakrKid

If i haven't tried it yet, i will eventually.

 

[h01yshnik3s]

c'mon man bootyhole play is out of the Q. that's a bedroom stunt for real, you don't know what the "outcome" may be. i'm brave butnot crazy

 

[joseph camel jr]

Girl wanted me to choke her, I did it once it was kinda fun.

Same girl asked me to piss on her. I didn't.

 

[gambit215]

You know when God was making the BP for man, he was like hey to get them to WANT to have sex, ill make it feel good, Ill give them orgasms, that will motivatethem to procreate, but we just flipped the game to a whole nother levelI know he up there just shaking his head, like I DIDNT MEAN 2 Girls 1 Cup guys!!!!!!

 

[samuelturnerr]

any of you guys ever tried the alaskan pipeline if a chick asks u run away....fast

 

[User 37837]

Originally Posted by sn00pee

Originally Posted by aubstuh86

Originally Posted by sn00pee

as long as its clean....

but seriously, this girl asked to rim me

it kinda tingled...

ol tramp must've been a FREAK

SHE'S MY WIFE

just kidding

 

[tfromthe617]

Originally Posted by ripfan816

lmaoooo.... yea I've run a couple red lights in my day