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-we rescue and feel sorry for homeless animals but shun homeless people

-if we are the universe experiencing itself...then the universe has already experienced death.

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If you think about it, we are one year older than our actual birthday. So if im 22, im really 23. Our first birthday SHOULD be the day of our birth

not really. When you turn 22 on your birth day, you have been alive for 22 years since that day
same concept for centuries, the 19th century was from 1800-1900 always one ahead because you count at the end, not at the beginning
 
Mine is the same but "perfect" if that makes sense.
Like I may stutter in real life...but never in my head.

I wonder if dogs hear barks and other sounds lol

did you really just ask if dogs hear barks and other sounds? I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and hoping there was more to this question

In regards to voice, read something that theres a part of your brain that to you your voice sounds like it has more bass in it than it really does
 
I mean in their heads like our inner voice.

Do they hear barks or other sounds they make.
 
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When porn stars get pregnant, do they ask all of their male co-stars for a paternity test?
 
When porn stars get pregnant, do they ask all of their male co-stars for a paternity test?

I've watched a couple interviews where female pornstars said they weren't on birth control so they can't do creampies. I've underestimated how dumb some of them are.
 
When porn stars get pregnant, do they ask all of their male co-stars for a paternity test?
better yet how/why can pron stars have sex with literally dozens of different dudes RAW, often several days...weeks str8 and not get pregnant. Yet random everyday women "claim to have only had sex once" or with just one guy and tend to get preggers on the regular? Like do prostitutes/pron stars take some special "industry" fool-proof birth control, or do these reg woman subconciously/consciously tend to want/try to get preggers?
 
 
When porn stars get pregnant, do they ask all of their male co-stars for a paternity test?
better yet how/why can pron stars have sex with literally dozens of different dudes RAW, often several days...weeks str8 and not get pregnant. Yet random everyday women "claim to have only had sex once" or with just one guy and tend to get preggers on the regular? Like do prostitutes/pron stars take some special "industry" fool-proof birth control, or do these reg woman subconciously/consciously tend to want/try to get preggers?
 
 
So u sayin the ancestor of a chicken couldnt survive somehow and gave birth to a new species that was better suited for the environment?
Maybe less so than outright "couldn't survive", there were probably traits shed that were just no longer needed for the way they live now (maybe they were bigger and that affected mobility, or the color of their feathers were somehow an issue for their survival, or something like that. Once again, my knowledge of evolution is relatively limited
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Everything evolves at a very slow pace... And evolution is like prep work... You don't prep for this shift, you prep for the next shift...
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But wouldn't the preparation for the next shift involve some sort of guessing then? Is it possible that an animal could evolve into something that still isn't fully suited to the environment they thought would be created from a shift?
Individuals don't evolve, populations evolve. If an individual has a trait that allows it to take advantage of its environment, it has an advantage over the rest of the individuals in its population. Therefore it has a better chance of mating n passing along the trait that gave it that advantage. Over time that abnormality becomes the norm n BOOM evolution. 

Or something along those lines I took bio a year ago n got a 'B' 
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If a tomato is a fruit. Is ketchup jam?

Everyone in a first person shooter doesnt blink

The ancient egyptians created the 24 hr day.....so are they responsible for the length of our tv shows?

Is grope a combination of grab and stroke?

Wat if birds evolved from dinosaurs and theyre not singing...theyre just terrified of heights?
My dude 
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When porn stars get pregnant, do they ask all of their male co-stars for a paternity test?
better yet how/why can pron stars have sex with literally dozens of different dudes RAW, often several days...weeks str8 and not get pregnant. Yet random everyday women "claim to have only had sex once" or with just one guy and tend to get preggers on the regular? Like do prostitutes/pron stars take some special "industry" fool-proof birth control, or do these reg woman subconciously/consciously tend to want/try to get preggers?
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If slavery was reversed, what would white people call each other? They couldn't use cracker, because they technically didn't crack anything...
 
If slavery was reversed, what would white people call each other? They couldn't use cracker, because they technically didn't crack anything...
Would the Indians have been treated the same?
 
If you show up to the court with a recent Jordan model, you getting picked last. Dude with the slippers is easily the best baller
 
If a sloth sleeps 20 hrs a day and only wakes up to eat or use the bathroom.....does it live in the dreamworld?
 
Everyone thinks biggie and pac died... but WHAT IF their lyrics just put us into a deep, death like state... and we're all dead, and their the only 2 still alive.
Turn this into stoner talk ladies and gents :smokin
 
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