THE WORST THING ON EARTH

solarius49

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The Cheese and Veggie omelette MRE
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whats your worst thing on earth? doesnt have to be food related
 
No no, the cheese and veggie MRE specifically. Ive run into some pretty horrible things such as Jordanian food (same same jiggy jiggy?). I was so sick from the food in Jordan that I had to use a porta-john. Needless to say there was no toilet paper, except for the used stuff that was on the floor of the bathroom....Do you know how demeaning it is to have to wipe with USED toilet paper?
 
I've always wondered how that works, is it like a granola bar type thing ?
 
I tried one of those when my cousin came back from Iraq. never again. $$$+%+* egg slab
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old yogurt > balut > egg MREs

the pudding ones are excellent though.
 
Originally Posted by solarius49

No no, the cheese and veggie MRE specifically. Ive run into some pretty horrible things such as Jordanian food (same same jiggy jiggy?). I was so sick from the food in Jordan that I had to use a porta-john. Needless to say there was no toilet paper, except for the used stuff that was on the floor of the bathroom....Do you know how demeaning it is to have to wipe with USED toilet paper?

I think we found a winner.
 
- fav team being bounced out 1st round
- making it all the away home and realizing they didn't give you any sauce
 
Originally Posted by hellaones

- fav team being bounced out 1st round
- making it all the away home and realizing they didn't give you any sauce

I hate that #@@*. I get lightweight mad.
 
Originally Posted by solarius49

No no, the cheese and veggie MRE specifically. Ive run into some pretty horrible things such as Jordanian food (same same jiggy jiggy?). I was so sick from the food in Jordan that I had to use a porta-john. Needless to say there was no toilet paper, except for the used stuff that was on the floor of the bathroom....Do you know how demeaning it is to have to wipe with USED toilet paper?

Used toilet paper though? I would have used my hand
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Originally Posted by solarius49

Originally Posted by TheWindScar31

Cancer.
you're right. Lost my mother to it, i was trying to keep it more light hearted 
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This. It nearly took my dad, and I'm watching it slowly consume my grandma 
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But on a lighter note...stubbing your pinky toe against something
 
Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

Originally Posted by solarius49

No no, the cheese and veggie MRE specifically. Ive run into some pretty horrible things such as Jordanian food (same same jiggy jiggy?). I was so sick from the food in Jordan that I had to use a porta-john. Needless to say there was no toilet paper, except for the used stuff that was on the floor of the bathroom....Do you know how demeaning it is to have to wipe with USED toilet paper?

Used toilet paper though? I would have used my hand
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Wasnt an option, I was on a walking tour of the Jordan River. Definitely a memorable moment 
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Originally Posted by solarius49

Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

Originally Posted by solarius49

No no, the cheese and veggie MRE specifically. Ive run into some pretty horrible things such as Jordanian food (same same jiggy jiggy?). I was so sick from the food in Jordan that I had to use a porta-john. Needless to say there was no toilet paper, except for the used stuff that was on the floor of the bathroom....Do you know how demeaning it is to have to wipe with USED toilet paper?

Used toilet paper though? I would have used my hand
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Wasnt an option, I was on a walking tour of the Jordan River. Definitely a memorable moment 
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So why didn't you use water? Hell, you could have even used your sock or underwear and just tossed it afterwards. 
 
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