The "#%... Who Has Ever Done This?

[jordanshorts23]

I feel you on that. Just gotta imagine someone else

i come up with wierd type scenerio's in my head , like if she a good

girl i pretend we in her parents crib , if she got a fine sister , i put her

on 4's and pretends it's her sister  

if she hispanic i pretend she's poor little maria from el barrio

and she's only topping me to support her family....zone out and pop

problem with all this is i feel mad cheap after wards 

 

[da r entertainment]

I've done it once before.

I was hitting a chick from the back who had, apparently, dropped a deuce not too long before. I guess she didn't wipe good enough, every pump, I got a wiff of that upwind. I promise I tried to work through, but eventually, I got to a point where I couldn't take anymore.

 

[Fresh Like Will]

I feel you on that. Just gotta imagine someone else

i come up with wierd type scenerio's in my head , like if she a good
girl i pretend we in her parents crib , if she got a fine sister , i put her
on 4's and pretends it's her sister  :\

if she hispanic i pretend she's poor little maria from el barrio
and she's only topping me to support her family....zone out and pop


problem with all this is i feel mad cheap after wards 

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[jesusshuttlesworth34]

I think the point of faking it revolves around the part that YOU DON'T want a nut from the chick. People fake it to end the session n move on.
I did it with my ex a few times when I got tired of her. I would just pull out and "fake" it onto a rag since I would raw dog it. Ofcourse rag was clean afterwards. She never checked.

I'm with Deuce on this one....I thought the whole point of sleeping with a chick was to get a nut? Why are you folks messing with chicks you have no desire to bust on? I can understand a lapse in judgement at the club or one clothes came off something might have been grotesque and turned you off, but faking have sex? You might as well just beat it solo and keep it moving.

 

[kevlar shrimp]

i come up with wierd type scenerio's in my head , like if she a good

girl i pretend we in her parents crib , if she got a fine sister , i put her

on 4's and pretends it's her sister  

if she hispanic i pretend she's poor little maria from el barrio

and she's only topping me to support her family....zone out and pop

problem with all this is i feel mad cheap after wards 

what kinda chicks you messing with that you gotta do all that

porn got your head messed up 

 

[runningfishy]

can someone tell me, how the heck do u fake it?

do u not peter north it or something? lolz

yall get weird fantasies of faking it. how can u start, and then fake it? you'll get blue balls infection.

i've never heard of guys faking it, they usually need assistance though. girls fake it cuz guys don't really know about performing the right way.

 

[gllahone84]

I have...on numerous occasions.

Sometimes a dude can be in a chick and for some reason when you look down or some **** your like...

Word to the bangin a fat chick thread...it's cool for a minute then you realize the mistake you made.

In this case it's better to fap 10/10.

But then again it's that wet vs the palm...more than likely a dude gonna go with the wet regardless.

Especially if your intoxicated...or **** sometimes in a sober state of mind it's still going down.

How you fake it?

Just pull out and say you came already...or hit her with the jerk movement of the leg or something.

 

[fedexciter]

On an e pill and ciroc... 2 hours in and I still didnt bust

I was tired as all hell and it wasnt even fun any more

jerked my body a couple times and put my draws on, went soft like a minute later

I was scared I was gonna get blue balls but it never happened

 

[sage909]

The real question is, who has held in a fart during a suck job..... that is by far the worse thing ever.. u want to relax and enjoy the suction but theres a protein fart knocking on the door and you need to release but theres another release you're waiting on and if you hold in the gas you're gona hold in the other and if you fart your girl's gona probably throw up on you and then your night is ruined. 

Not gonna lie, this happened to me a couple days ago. I smashed as quick as i could and not even 5 min after, i let it rip. she asked me if i was holding it in and i confessed lmao.

Never faked it. Never been with s chick that horrible. I will get my real nut off everytime. Sometimes you gotta just zone out into a world of fantasy lol

Start singing the ABC's or think of what your gonna do tomorrow or for the rest of the day. lol.

[COLOR=#red]Usually when I'm drunk.
After 45 mins of ******g a chick out of pure hate and frustration you just have to throw in the towel. Just make a fake moan, wipe the sweat off your forehead, and accept the fact that you aren't getting a nut.
Feels bad.[/COLOR]

Sad but this happened on my birthday. but the next day we all went out again. I had 2 beers to make sure it didn't happen again.

 

[kspar]

You dudes are going about it all wrong. If anything your suppose to not fake it which in return will challenge most females and get them to put in more work, since most females deem this to be very important in regards to their self-esteem. I have never heard of a dude faking it until today. Wtih that being said it's quite clear to see how and why most dudes nowadays are starting to act like females in more ways than one. If you don't get yours, just tell the chick that she owes you one for the next time, problem solved.

This to the fullest.

I've done it once before.

I was hitting a chick from the back who had, apparently, dropped a deuce not too long before. I guess she didn't wipe good enough, every pump, I got a wiff of that upwind. I promise I tried to work through, but eventually, I got to a point where I couldn't take anymore.

I feel you on that. Just gotta imagine someone else

i come up with wierd type scenerio's in my head , like if she a good
girl i pretend we in her parents crib , if she got a fine sister , i put her
on 4's and pretends it's her sister  :\

if she hispanic i pretend she's poor little maria from el barrio
and she's only topping me to support her family....zone out and pop


problem with all this is i feel mad cheap after wards 

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

NT man

 

[Humbled]

i come up with wierd type scenerio's in my head , like if she a good
girl i pretend we in her parents crib , if she got a fine sister , i put her
on 4's and pretends it's her sister  :\

if she hispanic i pretend she's poor little maria from el barrio
and she's only topping me to support her family....zone out and pop


problem with all this is i feel mad cheap after wards 

Sig worthy.

 

[whyhellothere]

I feel you on that. Just gotta imagine someone else

i come up with wierd type scenerio's in my head , like if she a good
girl i pretend we in her parents crib , if she got a fine sister , i put her
on 4's and pretends it's her sister  :\

if she hispanic i pretend she's poor little maria from el barrio
and she's only topping me to support her family....zone out and pop


problem with all this is i feel mad cheap after wards 

 

[calikev34]

Adderall will murder your sex drive, b

 

[Peep Game]

"topping me to support her family"

 

[oidreez]

If I can't get off I can't get off, I'm not faking it

 

[souljaman22]

i come up with wierd type scenerio's in my head , like if she a good
girl i pretend we in her parents crib , if she got a fine sister , i put her
on 4's and pretends it's her sister  :\

if she hispanic i pretend she's poor little maria from el barrio
and she's only topping me to support her family....zone out and pop


problem with all this is i feel mad cheap after wards 

this made my day
ive never done this, i have busted and pretended i didnt and lied saying the condom broke
one time i went for less than 1 minute,

 

[jbpkickz]

I feel you on that. Just gotta imagine someone else

i come up with wierd type scenerio's in my head , like if she a good
girl i pretend we in her parents crib , if she got a fine sister , i put her
on 4's and pretends it's her sister  :\

if she hispanic i pretend she's poor little maria from el barrio
and she's only topping me to support her family....zone out and pop


problem with all this is i feel mad cheap after wards 

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

wut

 

[41239]

naw i dont fake it, why fake it?

 

[taymane23]

Yeah with a white chick I used to mess with. The womb was wet but she would just lay there and I hate that ****.

 

[stealth 23]

I never faked it. if anything i just close my eyes and think about my fav pr0no star and initiate hyperspeed and ill bust in 60 seconds

 

[dallassneakerhead08]

Yeah with a white chick I used to mess with. The womb was wet but she would just lay there and I hate that ****.

Never faked it because of the reason stated above. If a girl is going to lay there like a dead fish and for w/e reason I'm not in beast mode, then I have no shame in just pulling out an hitting her with the face.

 

[ruxxx]

damn bro, i dont know what to say.

 

[killthehype]

I do it all the time. She just lays there. Like, are you seriou right now?

 

[dub 253]

I'd say I have to do this about 50% of the time actually.

For whatever reason I have trouble reaching climax, especially with a condom, and if she's gotten hers and I get the feeling I'm not gonna get mine any time soon I'll just call it a day.

I should probably see a doctor about this

She's getting multiple orgasms tho, so I'm not even worried about it. *shrug* [/humble brag]

 

[thenewjs23]

Did this once with an ex. Hurried up and threw the condom in the trash. She had the nerve to retrieve the condom and charged me up for faking.

Hit her with kanye shrug and went to sleep.