The "#%... Who Has Ever Done This?

[usafant]

I'm not faking it, if I'm done, I'm done, ride's over lol

 

[JJ Goon]

YUP, done it twice.... I found myself in bed with an orge with subpar box after a long night of whiskey.

If I was in bed with an ogre id give them the respect they deserve... None

 

[jtmatic]

The ****? Can't chicks tell if you've busted? From personal experience, chicks KNOW if you've busted in them; some tell me something like "I love it when you cum in me" seconds after. Even with a condom on I'm pretty sure chicks can tell if you've busted or not. I should know 'cause I was smashing this escort once and right after I bust in her with a condom on she hops right off. Then after I flush the condom in the bathroom and tell her to get on all four so we can go doggy style she says our "date" is over because I've had an orgasm. 

The real question is, who has held in a fart during a suck job..... that is by far the worse thing ever.. u want to relax and enjoy the suction but theres a protein fart knocking on the door and you need to release but theres another release you're waiting on and if you hold in the gas you're gona hold in the other and if you fart your girl's gona probably throw up on you and then your night is ruined. 

Something like this happened to me once when I was getting a BJ. Only it was the chick who had to fart. She's like "I know this is nasty but I gotta fart", I'm like go ahead I don't give a ****. Good thing it didn't smell, we were in a Corolla. 

Oh, and have y'all ever kept going after busting? When I was young and I was watching a porno flick I found in the garage and a little bit of my minions squirted out (I was so young I obviously didn't know what it was or how to masturbate - in fifth grade I never paid attention to that sex education movie and just laughed hysterically with my boys so I learned nothing from it. We were all laughing and laughing, especially at the erection scene) and I thought there was something horribly wrong with my penis. A couple of months later me and this chick are getting it on (This was my first time - and even though, I knew how to have sex 'cause I caught my mom having sex right NEXT to me when I was a youngin') and my minions burst out like 30 seconds in, never having the feeling before - it was like a feeling of pure ecstasy and humiliation at the same time. Anyway, with enough effort and determination I kept going so I wouldn't embarrass myself by revealing my "condition", I lasted about 10 minutes and I tell the chick that I'm too tired (we were doing it missionary position so it was a good excuse - and my whole body felt like this numb feeling and I simply just couldn't keep smashing) and the chick is like "OK porn star, I can't even believe how you kept going after cumming in me. Even though you only lasted 30 seconds before cumming in my p****." She laughs at me right after she says that and then I'm like what is cumming? She explains it to me and I'm like, **** yeah, I'm a porn star, dammit - ain't nothin' wrong with me! 

To answer the question, no, I have never faked an orgasm. One time me and my ex plan to get a hotel room to have a sleepover. At this point in my life I knew a thing or two and I busted one an hour before we met up.  We get it on and she has her orgasm a couple of times and no matter what position, the naughty things she said - I just couldn't bust and she said it hurt so I had to stop, I was tired anyway after the hour long session. So I just told her to give me a BJ and before I could even get that feeling, she told me she's "tired." We went back at it though like 2 hours later after a movie and I busted one in her after another session. You just gotta have enough time, stamina and a girl that will let you keep smashing. 

I hate getting the blue balls though, it's always a mission failed if I can't bust. Don't drink much, but the times I do drink, I get so cross faded I either pass out or don't trust my eyes so I never had sex while drunk. Probably a good thing.

 

[jking0821]

I mean i don't think this is an every day occurrence for anyone but of course I've faked it .

That night when your are wasted as all hell and it takes the Professor X will power just to get it up. Then once you do that and insert into what feels like a whales mouth what do you do? Thrust with the power of Thor for 45 mins....if nothing is happening and you no it just give the one last pump groan a little pull out take condom off throw in dark area of room roll over...claim "it was great" fall asleep. Wake up to awkward morning hoping she left before you wake up.

 

[henz0]

I've done it before.. Can't remember the reason why tho, it was a long time ago

 

[ohmygosher]

I've done it before.. Can't remember the reason why tho, it was a long time ago

 

[jbpkickz]

I actually thought it'd be more common than that.

I've faked it before.

As a result of wack P you gotta fake it, get dressed, and bounce/put shorty out

too much real life :\

 

[iwmj]

Nope.

 

[jbpkickz]

you ever hit a weak shorty but you keep you eye closed so u can bust

 

[tr1ll]

Originally Posted by HAM CITY

Who hasn't done this?

2 minute assassins.

 

[stunnafasho03]

Nope.

 

[tero]

I never faked it. if anything i just close my eyes and think about my fav pr0no star and initiate hyperspeed and ill bust in 60 seconds

 

[cashusclay]

Shid, I've done it.. And I'm not ashamed. I can admit when my judgement of the yambs was horribly wrong. 

 

[T Lo Sweater]

i was with this chick back in january and i was getting the early morning yambs(like waking up yambs) and about a minute in i feel like i gotta bust so i did but i hid it very well. mind you i was still inside. so i pull out talkin bout the condom broke

 

[tr1ll]

^Son!!

 

[calibeebee]

I've done it once before.

I was hitting a chick from the back who had, apparently, dropped a deuce not too long before. I guess she didn't wipe good enough, every pump, I got a wiff of that upwind. I promise I tried to work through, but eventually, I got to a point where I couldn't take anymore.

dog dats da nastiest thing i've ever heard:x

 

[deuce king]

You dudes are going about it all wrong. If anything your suppose to not fake it which in return will challenge most females and get them to put in more work, since most females deem this to be very important in regards to their self-esteem. I have never heard of a dude faking it until today. Wtih that being said it's quite clear to see how and why most dudes nowadays are starting to act like females in more ways than one. If you don't get yours, just tell the chick that she owes you one for the next time, problem solved.

 

[jeenewed]

I've never done this, its crossed my mind, but i stuck it out and got mines

 

[2 RAWW]

I've never faked it but I should have. Had a bad case of whiskey stick one time and had to just tell shorty it wasn't workin right now. She didn't say A WORD to me after that, rolled over and went to sleep. I felt bad lol. She got over it the next morning, but she brought it up for a few days after. Shorties feel bad if they feel like they can't do the job.

 

[tr1ll]

dog dats da nastiest thing i've ever heard:x

True life...**** happens.

 

[frijo sneaker]

 

[jordanshorts23]

the number is far higher than 20%

alot of men are embarrassed to say it

on severall occasion ive just collapsed on shorty , 

gave her a kiss , rolled out and threw the condom in

the toilet.....condom of course empty.

you can just "feel it" 10-12 minutes into it

if it's just not your day lmao.

and while i could be there 45-60 minutes.

i just fake it that day

it's basically like edging....the next time

feels AMAZING

 

[pepperjackchees]

Something like this happened to me once when I was getting a BJ. Only it was the chick who had to fart. She's like "I know this is nasty but I gotta fart", I'm like go ahead I don't give a ****. Good thing it didn't smell, we were in a Corolla. 

That's disgusting. And you were fine with it? Shame on you. I would have just ended the session right there and kicked her out of the car.

Good riddance. 

 

[socluis90]

You dudes are going about it all wrong. If anything your suppose to not fake it which in return will challenge most females and get them to put in more work, since most females deem this to be very important in regards to their self-esteem. I have never heard of a dude faking it until today. Wtih that being said it's quite clear to see how and why most dudes nowadays are starting to act like females in more ways than one. If you don't get yours, just tell the chick that she owes you one for the next time, problem solved.

I think the point of faking it revolves around the part that YOU DON'T want a nut from the chick. People fake it to end the session n move on.

I did it with my ex a few times when I got tired of her. I would just pull out and "fake" it onto a rag since I would raw dog it. Ofcourse rag was clean afterwards. She never checked.

 

[hugo]

Hm. I never had