The three most ridiculed people when playing pick-up ball are....

[kingjay718]

MJ, for me. Because I always ball in beater Jordans. It's stupid.

 

[p mac one]

People call me Rudy Gay, but that's because I look like him.

 

[wsdesigner14]

Let's see:

1) When I don't play pg
I'm tall, lanky, used to have long hair, dirty mustache/beard combination, high socks, shooter but can sometimes drive....

Adam Morrison. I took it one step further and dressed up as him on Halloween, worked out wonderfully.

2) When I play pg
Throw "nice" passes, always look for the pick and roll, cutters. Can hit the open shot...

Steve Nash.

As someone else mentioned, i've been called every 3 point specialist since Steve Kerr.

 

[nt og]

People call me Rudy Gay, but that's because I look like him.


Are you sure?

 

[trelvis tha thrilla]

Originally Posted by NT OG

People call me Rudy Gay, but that's because I look like him.

Are you sure?

 

[gunna get it]

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Tall African dude that is a Mutumbo hahahahah.......
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U Aint Lyin

Any tall blonde hair dude used to always get called Detlef or Smits, no matter what.
My Dude Ace is kinda chubby and when he brings the ball up the court he be backin @#%*+@ down from damn near the other free thtrow line. so dudes call him MarkJackson


Ever since my boy TC seen me hoop, #*%+% been callin Dana Barros on Creatine

and dudes picked up on it and ran with it

 

[doublejs07]

Originally Posted by NT OG

People call me Rudy Gay, but that's because I look like him.

Are you sure?

 

[allen3xis]

I get called David Lee...

...(but I actually can't jumpanymore

)


The big 6'4 250 kid that can't make a layup has got to take the most heat

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

My nickname.....

"King James"

 

[blazinjkid]

big white dude= Big Country. it never fails...

 

[rexanglorum]

I usually get called Manu because I'm a white Latino and I like to drive to the hoop and my shooting stroke looks the same with me really bending myforearm back and shooting the ball off of my shoulder. I don't flop though, I either go for the block or I try to alter the shot.

 

[downtown43]

im African, so of course "Mutombo" was the playground classic growing up

but when i'm just messing around half the time i give names to myself. i'll get the ball and start going OD with the dribbling and crossovers and hypemyself like "Hot sauce!!.... Hot SSSIZZLE!!... OOH baby!!!"

or my favorite, if its game point and i have the ball, i'll be like "Arenas...for the win!!!" and launch it from half court then scream"DAGGER!!" and turn around before the shot goes in.

THAT got me kicked off a rec league team last year. we were down by like 20 with 5 seconds left and nobody cared, so i pulled the Arenas at the buzzer with theswag, even had the hands up in the air and everything, and it hit the top of the backboard lmao .. the coach was already pissed and i was kinda on my laststraw, so he screamed at me and told me not to come back

 

[dskilz3]

big white dude= Big Country. it never fails...
Thats the one I consistently get.....6'3 290

, or ifIm lucky it'll just be "Country" for short.

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43

im African, so of course "Mutombo" was the playground classic growing up

but when i'm just messing around half the time i give names to myself. i'll get the ball and start going OD with the dribbling and crossovers and hype myself like "Hot sauce!!.... Hot SSSIZZLE!!... OOH baby!!!"

or my favorite, if its game point and i have the ball, i'll be like "Arenas...for the win!!!" and launch it from half court then scream "DAGGER!!" and turn around before the shot goes in.

THAT got me kicked off a rec league team last year. we were down by like 20 with 5 seconds left and nobody cared, so i pulled the Arenas at the buzzer with the swag, even had the hands up in the air and everything, and it hit the top of the backboard lmao .. the coach was already pissed and i was kinda on my last straw, so he screamed at me and told me not to come back

 

[23brunswick dragons23]

I used to get AK47 a while back, but now that i can dunk i get David Lee becuase im white.

"Every single one of my friends calls me black, just because I have insane hops"


same here man

 

[nimo007]

I get called Asian Invasion

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

Originally Posted by goukiteg

I use to get a lot of Wang ZhiZhi when he first came out. Then it was Yao. And it doesn't help that I"m 6 feet tall.

I guess its better than getting called Bruce Lee on the courts.

Wang Zhizhi...

 

[dunknforce]

Originally Posted by NIMO007

I get called Asian Invasion

 

[born to be fly]

I get called Iverson when I start to pull out the crossovers.
T-Mac when I start poppin fadeaways.

 

[cafinest23]

I'm always being called LeBron James because i'm a bigger point guard 6'4" 215 that can get to the rim at ease

But one time I was called Chris Webber before the injuries and that made me laugh.