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you never watched lean on me? shout out young dro

It's probably not her first Rodeo. After you brought up her marriage she brought up her daughter which tells me she's throwing her cards on the table and is probably waiting for you to throw yours.So...
While I was in Cartagena a couple weeks ago, I was in this big new mall they just opened. I took my mother there so she could go loco.
I was just minding my business when I suddenly saw this cute little *** on one of the stores. So I told my mother to go there and try half of the store.
So I went in and just sat there and then on perfect timing one dude and his girl, that I met doing some kayaking the past few days walked in.
They were from Ecuador , we started talking politics, I knew they had their elections coming in a day or two from when we met, and blah blah blah, and then the cute little *** joined in.
She was the owner of the store. Weird accent. 5'6, blond, tan, cute overall, well, we talk like for 30 minutes. And then I left.
I had to drop my mother at the airport the next day and I was going to be 3 full more days in Cartagena with some friends that were coming over.
But I couldn't take that cute little *** off my mind, so I decided to go back the next day and ask her out.
I walked in, confident as **** haha, the store was empty so I said "Hey Roxana how are you" I blah blah her, I'm a lawyer, blah blah, Rumanian girl, living in Cartagena, blah blah blah, do you want to go out tonight maybe to this fancy *** restaurant with me and my friends blah blah, and she said yes, she pulled her phone out to save my number and there I saw it ... wedding band
**** me, how could I not notice earlier ...
Anyway I gave her my number, told her to write me and that was it. I was convinced she wasn't going to write me back. And she didn't.
We went to a party that night and there I picked up another girl and it was nice for the whole trip.
A week went by and I woke up with a "Hey are you still in Cartagena, I swear I just saw you ..."
Cute little Roxi writing, we blah blah some more, and I shoot the "But hey girl are you married" and she even sent me a pic of her daughter.
Is that **** normal ? She's still writing and asking me more ****.
Woman are baaa!! haha
anyone got the carfax hookup?![]()

do you love any thotties?I have said it before that's it's like Bloody Mary or Candyman.
Now prepare for it's wrath.
And when he says throws cards he's actually talking about you throwing your ****It's probably not her first Rodeo. After you brought up her marriage she brought up her daughter which tells me she's throwing her cards on the table and is probably waiting for you to throw yours.