the thread about nothing...

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Breakfast IYKYK
 
bruh i mean props for taking time to return the wallet. but unless you’re in dire straights, really no business taking the loot inside of it. i’m not trynna be self-righteous or anything but one good deed doesn’t automatically make up for a bad one.

“i opted not to attempt a shopping spree with them”... it sounds like you want credit for being a decent human being?
As a teen I invited a one I was used to lunch at school. We played video games, someone of my family let some 10 or 20 euros in evidence (which was embarrassing for me as you don't let your money everywhere, but they didn't know anyone would come here except me so). Then he wanted me to felicitate him for not having robbing me lol I said something like you, you don't have to be felicitated for this, but if you did, then you should have been decried for that.

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Used to see a teamworker years ago dropped 10 or 20, I give him back, a woman did the same for me few years after that at market while I saw the other guys behind her wouldnt have done it lol
Only time I found 10 euros was outside in 2005 and there was no one so I put my foot on it like I was lacing my shoes, took it and spend it the same day for a CD :rofl:
No proof :smokin

And I wasn't made for crime : one time I stole battery at a market, but as it was successfully completed, the next day, guess what I did ? :lol:
I went back, I did it well, which means I took it, walked, while I was walking I took of the packaging, discretly took the battery one by one through my jacket sleeve, and leaved the packaging behind bottles, which means far away from their initial emplacement :lol:

But the vigil did see something was wrong with me even if he had no proof

So he wanted me to confess or he would have called the cops.

What he did because I confessed nothing.

The cops arrived. I was worried for my mother because she was probably worried (unless she didn't give a #### :lol:), so, as I knew it's got to be fast I put all the batteries on the table.

But what I didn't mention was I didn't empty my pockets for the day before :rofl:

Shamefull I never did anything like that again lol

But there's a world between stealing a supermarket chain and stealing someone's money or in a little store.

I was just some kind of Robin Hood working in freelance for me, myself and I ^^
 
So...

While I was in Cartagena a couple weeks ago, I was in this big new mall they just opened. I took my mother there so she could go loco.

I was just minding my business when I suddenly saw this cute little *** on one of the stores. So I told my mother to go there and try half of the store.

So I went in and just sat there and then on perfect timing one dude and his girl, that I met doing some kayaking the past few days walked in.

They were from Ecuador , we started talking politics, I knew they had their elections coming in a day or two from when we met, and blah blah blah, and then the cute little *** joined in.

She was the owner of the store. Weird accent. 5'6, blond, tan, cute overall, well, we talk like for 30 minutes. And then I left.

I had to drop my mother at the airport the next day and I was going to be 3 full more days in Cartagena with some friends that were coming over.

But I couldn't take that cute little *** off my mind, so I decided to go back the next day and ask her out.

I walked in, confident as **** haha, the store was empty so I said "Hey Roxana how are you" I blah blah her, I'm a lawyer, blah blah, Rumanian girl, living in Cartagena, blah blah blah, do you want to go out tonight maybe to this fancy *** restaurant with me and my friends blah blah, and she said yes, she pulled her phone out to save my number and there I saw it ... wedding band

**** me, how could I not notice earlier ...

Anyway I gave her my number, told her to write me and that was it. I was convinced she wasn't going to write me back. And she didn't.

We went to a party that night and there I picked up another girl and it was nice for the whole trip.

A week went by and I woke up with a "Hey are you still in Cartagena, I swear I just saw you ..."

Cute little Roxi writing, we blah blah some more, and I shoot the "But hey girl are you married" and she even sent me a pic of her daughter.

Is that **** normal ? She's still writing and asking me more ****.

Woman are baaa!! haha
A Colombian cat that I know told me that infidelity is high in Colombia. On top of that, you telling her you're a lawyer and mentioning high end restaurants aka leading with your wallet got her intrigued that you're a meal ticket. Be very careful.
 
It's still beautiful to watch especially when there is an amount of snow

Stalactite the perfect weapon, no proof of anything :nerd:

Don't use it at your advantage !
 
A Colombian cat that I know told me that infidelity is high in Colombia. On top of that, you telling her you're a lawyer and mentioning high end restaurants aka leading with your wallet got her intrigued that you're a meal ticket. Be very careful.

God dammit ... you're right too. or maybe she just want to mess with a younger guy.

Anyway I'll keep you all posted, might flight her to Bogotá once I'm back in town lol
 


ehhh dj and the pink hair singer ruined it for me.
 
Futuresex/Lovesounds as a cohesive project is probably top 20 of modern era (let's say, 1970's).
 
God dammit ... you're right too. or maybe she just want to mess with a younger guy.

Anyway I'll keep you all posted, might flight her to Bogotá once I'm back in town lol
Yolo. Use hypergamy against these females to your advantage
 
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