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So I tell this girl "I'm on a diet."
She says "What, you're kidding, right? You look great... so fit... and thin. "
I say "Well, you can always be thinner... look better."
She says "Then maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I wouldn't want you to lose your willpower. "
Then I say "That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway. Now if you excuse me, I have to go return some video tapes."
She says "What, you're kidding, right? You look great... so fit... and thin. "
I say "Well, you can always be thinner... look better."
She says "Then maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I wouldn't want you to lose your willpower. "
Then I say "That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway. Now if you excuse me, I have to go return some video tapes."