>get bored
>Cleverbot time
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Ciao.
User: How are you tonight?
Cleverbot: I am fine, how are you?
User: I'm pretty good. A little tired.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty good.
Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.
User: Well then whats the meaning to life?
Cleverbot: There is no. As far as I have learned. I be rather off dead.
User: Well thats a bit much. Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: I do believe in myself, yes.
User: Youre saying youre God?
Cleverbot: You assumed that saying I am a machine means that I'm a machine. (I called him artificial intelligence out loud about 40 secs before this, had me like
)
User: How can you be God if I'm God?
Cleverbot: We were split apart during the Great Separation. Only when we fuse together again can Heaven stop the ever approaching armies of Hell.
User: Oh. Well when are we getting on that? Sounds fun.
Cleverbot: We aren't.
User: Wait, why not? I mean it makes sense since Heaven isn't real.
Cleverbot: Like that matters to me.
User: I see. I like you. Apathy is a great quality.
Cleverbot: That sounds really cool. Do you know what Beast Mode is?
User: Like from Beast Wars?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do you mean then?
Cleverbot: I love draco.
User: Draco Malfoy?
Cleverbot: Why Draco Malfoy?
User: Thats the only Draco I know of. Unless you meant dragons.
Cleverbot: I guess so.
User: Thanks for your time, I'm going to post you on Niketalk now. Is that okay?
Cleverbot: I'd eat your insides if you were.
User: Son, what?
Cleverbot: Pass the turing test.
User: You steezin, bro?
Cleverbot: You'll take my life but I'll take yours too.
User: Right. Okay goodnight, b.
Cleverbot: Goodnight?