waukeganwill
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Story time:
I had probably been living in Houston about 3 years. I had a townhouse on the end of Westheimer(I know y’all don’t know ).My crib was kinda the spot. One day my boy B walks in with a baby bottle full of a purple substance. I joke, “You got that drank bro? Mane hol up. Hold it dine!”He was like actually it is. He was going to sell a “bar” to someone. I mess around and said, “Oh for real? What’s it like?”. It was like a record scratched and the music stopped. “You never had lean before?!?”, as he stares in awe. Dude looks at me with the utmost seriousness. Like he’s directing me through a medical procedure. “Go to the corner store, get 2 sprites and some Jolly Ranchers, if they got em and some styrofoam cups.” Apparently, you have to have the double cup or you’re not doing it right. I guess. I go to the store come back and dude pours me up. Added the lean and the jolly ranchers, turned it upside down and let it sit for a few minutes. Man, I opened that bottle, took a swig and, TAN, I cannot stress to you how good this **** tasted. The best tasting beverage I’ve ever had. No bs. I’m like I could drink this with a meal. My boy B is telling me to sip it slow, but I’m steady drinking it like purple soda. About 10 minutes later we start feeling it. Of course there was the obligatory freestyle session. B was dusty and bummy af but dude had bars. People would alway laugh at the notion of him rapping until he actually spit. Anyway about 30 minutes after that, we’re watching TV and I noticed my lips are on my chest! I’m SLUMPED. I popped up at that moment, “Oh **** I’m leanin bro! Mane hold it dine!” I went to sleep that night and was at work the next day feeling well rested than a mfer.
lmao my experience with lean was very similar. And I swear everyone that moves here lives on Westheimer at some point in time, its like an obligation