the thread about nothing...

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I have an ugly friend who was the WORST at talking to girls. He literally failed 24/7, never gave up and then he non-stop slayed chicks from Tinder for a while. Now he has an ol'lady and ain't lookin back b 
 
I have a friend who got out of a 5 year long relationship. We took him out and there was a group of girls behind us. My friend tells him "back it up on her" and he says "I'm soooo nervous" [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji]
He starts backing it up and the girl looks at him all lost
He looks up at me and asks me "how am I doing"
So I look at the girl and tell her "don't be afraid to spank it"
She was bout Dat lyfe [emoji]128526[/emoji]
Point of the story, you need good wing men if you can't do it solo
 
A wing man can only do so much. Rob gotta get his head in the game

Rob bout to get her number and be like...

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I was walkin on the street and a ******* crow (or raven?) flew over my head, like right over my head and crowed. Spooked me still. A lil later another one (or was it the same one?[emoji]128530[/emoji]) flew past my path. Not as close as the first time tho.


Wtf does that mean? Isn't that a bad omen? 8o
 
I was walkin on the street and a ******* crow (or raven?) flew over my head, like right over my head and crowed. Spooked me still. A lil later another one (or was it the same one?[emoji]128530[/emoji]) flew past my path. Not as close as the first time tho.


Wtf does that mean? Isn't that a bad omen?
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Seeing just a single crow is considered an omen of  bad luck. Finding two crows, however, means goodluck. 

only way to find out if it was the same Crow, go play Lottery LOL
 
I was walkin on the street and a ******* crow (or raven?) flew over my head, like right over my head and crowed. Spooked me still. A lil later another one (or was it the same one?[emoji]128530[/emoji]) flew past my path. Not as close as the first time tho.


Wtf does that mean? Isn't that a bad omen? 8o

Ravens make more of a croaking sound and travel in pairs.

Crows caw and travel in large groups.

I own several of each
 
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Was definitely a crow then. Just 1. ******* thing flew right over my head and landed on a power line.


2nd one just flew past me maybe like 10ft infront of where i was walking.



Maybe it was 2 different ones or maybe the first one just followed me
 
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I was walkin on the street and a ******* crow (or raven?) flew over my head, like right over my head and crowed. Spooked me still. A lil later another one (or was it the same one?[emoji]128530[/emoji]) flew past my path. Not as close as the first time tho.


Wtf does that mean? Isn't that a bad omen? 8o

Are crows a sign of good luck?
Crows and humans have a complicated relationship with death. Seeing just a single crow is considered an omen of bad luck. Finding two crows, however, means good luck. ... Yet spotting five crows means sickness is coming, and witnessing six crows means death is nearby

-Creepy basement.com


In Greek mythology, ravens are associated with Apollo, the god of prophecy. They are said to be a symbol of good luck, and were the god's messengers in the mortal world. According to the mythological narration, Apollo sent a white raven, or crow in some versions to spy on his lover, Coronis.

-Wikipedia
 
I was walkin on the street and a ******* crow (or raven?) flew over my head, like right over my head and crowed. Spooked me still. A lil later another one (or was it the same one?[emoji]128530[/emoji]) flew past my path. Not as close as the first time tho.


Wtf does that mean? Isn't that a bad omen?
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RIP
 
I was walkin on the street and a ******* crow (or raven?) flew over my head, like right over my head and crowed. Spooked me still. A lil later another one (or was it the same one?[emoji]128530[/emoji]) flew past my path. Not as close as the first time tho.



Wtf does that mean? Isn't that a bad omen? 8o

RIP

I'm sayin tho :lol
 
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