the thread about nothing...

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If you have to track a ***** down behind $5, you need to reassess your life.

You think im driving across town in a v8 to drop off $5, you're sicc as hell.

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My parents sheltered me way too ******* much growing up. I can't even live life as an adult at 24 without feeling like their creeping over me like GOD everyday.

I wanna know what it's like to be mischievous and live on the edge with close calls but never caught.

I wanna know what it's like to wake up in some random broad bed and extradite myself before daylight or kick a *** out my crib come morning time.

What fun is being an adult if you don't have any crazy wild experiences to tell your kids someday

Spending my horniest years a ******* virgin turned down so much p in the past :{ :{
Wake up restless every damn morning because I spend the night tossing and turning because my **** refuses to shut the f up :rolleyes :{.
Had to take cold showers at 2am sometimes because my body is fiending badly my j finds things to poke

I've been a terrible friend to most because of them. Always being distant and ignoring and cutting people off because they claim they're bad people (when they are the coolest normal minded people ever that you can unwind and relax around)

Missed so many friends growing up birthday parties even in my teenage years too

Was a house mofo all teenage year that I'm a introvert by force as an adult.
If I go to an event I'm constantly finding a exit plan

Learned everything about a woman's body (vagina) and how it works from Google and Porn same with sex.

My religious *** pops could only tell me Son, don't have sex until your married.
Didn't get No birds and bees talk and going to be one clueless mofo still when the time comes

The truth is I'm turning 24 in March and I feel I'm not close to adulthood yet [emoji]128531[/emoji]

Why man..............
 
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My parents sheltered me way too ******* much growing up. I can't even live life as an adult at 24 without feeling like their creeping over me like GOD everyday.

I wanna know what it's like to be mischievous and live on the edge with close calls but never caught.

I wanna know what it's like to wake up in some random broad bed and extradite myself before daylight or kick a *** out my crib come morning time.

What fun is being an adult if you don't have any crazy wild experiences to tell your kids someday

Spending my horniest years a ******* virgin turned down so much p in the past :{ :{
Wake up restless every damn morning because I spend the night tossing and turning because my **** refuses to shut the f up :rolleyes :{.
Had to take cold showers at 2am sometimes because my body is fiending badly my j finds things to poke

The truth is I'm turning 24 in March and I feel I'm not close to adulthood yet [emoji]128531[/emoji]

Why man..............

exhibit A of why you don't do no fap.

@Andretti 's master plan was to break you down mentally from da jump b.
 
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My parents sheltered me way too ******* much growing up. I can't even live life as an adult at 24 without feeling like their creeping over me like GOD everyday.

I wanna know what it's like to be mischievous and live on the edge with close calls but never caught.

I wanna know what it's like to wake up in some random broad bed and extradite myself before daylight or kick a *** out my crib come morning time.

What fun is being an adult if you don't have any crazy wild experiences to tell your kids someday

Spending my horniest years a ******* virgin turned down so much p in the past :{ :{
Wake up restless every damn morning because I spend the night tossing and turning because my **** refuses to shut the f up :rolleyes :{.
Had to take cold showers at 2am sometimes because my body is fiending badly my j finds things to poke

The truth is I'm turning 24 in March and I feel I'm not close to adulthood yet [emoji]128531[/emoji]

Why man..............

exhibit A of why you don't do no fap.

@Andretti 's master plan was to break you down mentally from da jump b.
Oh shut the hell up :lol

He gon be straight
 
Just bought myself a powerball ticket

I will be happy if I just win a $100
 
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