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An attractive new girl started working at my job about 2 weeks ago. Finally had a chance to talk to/hang out with her during a break. She's kinda wack/annoying :\

her throat stop working?
back road stop being available late night?
do what you need to do and keep it pushin papi
 
There's this very attractive girl that im feeling that's a cashier at a local store by my house but when I check out I can only get a few words in, any tips on how to work with such a small window of time?
 
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Ex girl got married today, to my friend.
And my other ex girl got engaged today after she sent me a snap of her burning my shirt that she kept of mine. LOL

Today is a good day.

 
Ex girl got married today, to my friend.
And my other ex girl got engaged today after she sent me a snap of her burning my shirt that she kept of mine. LOL

Today is a good day.



pics 8o
 
There's this very attractive girl that im feeling that's a cashier at a local store by my house but when I check out I can only get a few words in, any tips on how to work with such a small window of time?
Get some bubblegum, go up to the register, lock eyes with her, and say these words: "Listen here beautiful, I don't have much time", and then proceed to the instruction below
After this occurs, leave the bubblegum, walk out the store and don't look back. If she isn't yours by the next time you come to the store, she's a lesbian bro.
 
My parents found a condom wrapper in my car. Didn't even know it was in there.
 
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