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I'd love to see this dude trolling on a conspiracy page. They'd be heated.Dog im.dying
"Why did Jay-Z have his "stage" name? Here is my guess: JAZZ-0(pronounced JAZZ-OH) was the mentor of Jay-Z. The dash in his name represented a penis. The O represents JAZZ's *******, as referenced in the song blueprint 2. "I'mma let Karma catch up to JAZZ "*******." Shawn said his nickname was jAZZy when he was a kid. Now I think that since jAZZ was the mentor of jAZZy he takes the *** from his name when he takes JAZZY's virginity. When you take away the *** from jAZZy, you get "Jay". When you take away the virginity of the boy jAZZy, you also get the man Jay-Z. jAZZ...real name Jonathan, now takes the *** and puts it in his name. For Jay-Z, the penis then represents the dash, and the single Z represents Shawn now being able to administer penetration. Hmmm..."