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Originally Posted by hassan16
Man, I don't care what y'all say. Sure he was the best at basketball but in all honesty Michael Jordan can kiss the tip of my d***.
Yea "if Michael Jordan shakes his hand then he'd have to shake EVERYBODY'S hand" so TF what? what a jerk man. You get paid millions of dollars simply off of a LOGO just cause you split your legs while you dunked. Shake the lil kid's hand man.smh
Yea I buy his shoes, but only because they're expensive and some girls attribute it to having money spending $150 on some shoes and most girls want a guy with money. So thats why I buy some of these retros that come out. Then after some wears I cut the grass in them. They become beaters. Life goes on.
Stop pole-hopping and sack-riding this guy. Great ball player, but he's a jerk. "Most people wouldn't be able to put up with kids in their face asking for autographs 24/7". Well MJ isn't "most people" simply because of all the millions he makes.
You guys are on some "He's not a jerk! He just can't be! He has SIX rings, so he's gotta be a nice guy!" NO.
On some, "let me twitpic whiles he busts one in my wife's face. Throw away my bucket list. Life = Complete."
"You mad?" lol no just disgusted at this fan-boy stuff going on.
Originally Posted by hassan16
Man, I don't care what y'all say. Sure he was the best at basketball but in all honesty Michael Jordan can kiss the tip of my d***.
Yea "if Michael Jordan shakes his hand then he'd have to shake EVERYBODY'S hand" so TF what? what a jerk man. You get paid millions of dollars simply off of a LOGO just cause you split your legs while you dunked. Shake the lil kid's hand man.smh
Yea I buy his shoes, but only because they're expensive and some girls attribute it to having money spending $150 on some shoes and most girls want a guy with money. So thats why I buy some of these retros that come out. Then after some wears I cut the grass in them. They become beaters. Life goes on.
Stop pole-hopping and sack-riding this guy. Great ball player, but he's a jerk. "Most people wouldn't be able to put up with kids in their face asking for autographs 24/7". Well MJ isn't "most people" simply because of all the millions he makes.
You guys are on some "He's not a jerk! He just can't be! He has SIX rings, so he's gotta be a nice guy!" NO.
On some, "let me twitpic whiles he busts one in my wife's face. Throw away my bucket list. Life = Complete."
"You mad?" lol no just disgusted at this fan-boy stuff going on.
Originally Posted by JIM SHADY2003
Originally Posted by hassan16
Man, I don't care what y'all say. Sure he was the best at basketball but in all honesty Michael Jordan can kiss the tip of my d***.
Yea "if Michael Jordan shakes his hand then he'd have to shake EVERYBODY'S hand" so TF what? what a jerk man. You get paid millions of dollars simply off of a LOGO just cause you split your legs while you dunked. Shake the lil kid's hand man.smh
Yea I buy his shoes, but only because they're expensive and some girls attribute it to having money spending $150 on some shoes and most girls want a guy with money. So thats why I buy some of these retros that come out. Then after some wears I cut the grass in them. They become beaters. Life goes on.
Stop pole-hopping and sack-riding this guy. Great ball player, but he's a jerk. "Most people wouldn't be able to put up with kids in their face asking for autographs 24/7". Well MJ isn't "most people" simply because of all the millions he makes.
You guys are on some "He's not a jerk! He just can't be! He has SIX rings, so he's gotta be a nice guy!" NO.
On some, "let me twitpic whiles he busts one in my wife's face. Throw away my bucket list. Life = Complete."
"You mad?" lol no just disgusted at this fan-boy stuff going on.
^Probably the guy from the youtube video who didn't get his hand shook
Originally Posted by JIM SHADY2003
Originally Posted by hassan16
Man, I don't care what y'all say. Sure he was the best at basketball but in all honesty Michael Jordan can kiss the tip of my d***.
Yea "if Michael Jordan shakes his hand then he'd have to shake EVERYBODY'S hand" so TF what? what a jerk man. You get paid millions of dollars simply off of a LOGO just cause you split your legs while you dunked. Shake the lil kid's hand man.smh
Yea I buy his shoes, but only because they're expensive and some girls attribute it to having money spending $150 on some shoes and most girls want a guy with money. So thats why I buy some of these retros that come out. Then after some wears I cut the grass in them. They become beaters. Life goes on.
Stop pole-hopping and sack-riding this guy. Great ball player, but he's a jerk. "Most people wouldn't be able to put up with kids in their face asking for autographs 24/7". Well MJ isn't "most people" simply because of all the millions he makes.
You guys are on some "He's not a jerk! He just can't be! He has SIX rings, so he's gotta be a nice guy!" NO.
On some, "let me twitpic whiles he busts one in my wife's face. Throw away my bucket list. Life = Complete."
"You mad?" lol no just disgusted at this fan-boy stuff going on.
^Probably the guy from the youtube video who didn't get his hand shook
This vid is tooooo much real life for me to handle. Im going back to my fantasy world nowOriginally Posted by el producto79
Originally Posted by hassan16
Man, I don't care what y'all say. Sure he was the best at basketball but in all honesty Michael Jordan can kiss the tip of my d***.
Yea "if Michael Jordan shakes his hand then he'd have to shake EVERYBODY'S hand" so TF what? what a jerk man. You get paid millions of dollars simply off of a LOGO just cause you split your legs while you dunked. Shake the lil kid's hand man.smh
Yea I buy his shoes, but only because they're expensive and some girls attribute it to having money spending $150 on some shoes and most girls want a guy with money. So thats why I buy some of these retros that come out. Then after some wears I cut the grass in them. They become beaters. Life goes on.
Stop pole-hopping and sack-riding this guy. Great ball player, but he's a jerk. "Most people wouldn't be able to put up with kids in their face asking for autographs 24/7". Well MJ isn't "most people" simply because of all the millions he makes.
You guys are on some "He's not a jerk! He just can't be! He has SIX rings, so he's gotta be a nice guy!" NO.
On some, "let me twitpic whiles he busts one in my wife's face. Throw away my bucket list. Life = Complete."
"You mad?" lol no just disgusted at this fan-boy stuff going on.
Originally Posted by mike23theking
At Cafe Milano, when I received the bill, I couldn't help noticing that the ravioli and champagne Christine had picked up at Jordan's table had been transferred to my tab.
Originally Posted by mike23theking
At Cafe Milano, when I received the bill, I couldn't help noticing that the ravioli and champagne Christine had picked up at Jordan's table had been transferred to my tab.
This vid is tooooo much real life for me to handle. Im going back to my fantasy world nowOriginally Posted by el producto79
Originally Posted by hassan16
Man, I don't care what y'all say. Sure he was the best at basketball but in all honesty Michael Jordan can kiss the tip of my d***.
Yea "if Michael Jordan shakes his hand then he'd have to shake EVERYBODY'S hand" so TF what? what a jerk man. You get paid millions of dollars simply off of a LOGO just cause you split your legs while you dunked. Shake the lil kid's hand man.smh
Yea I buy his shoes, but only because they're expensive and some girls attribute it to having money spending $150 on some shoes and most girls want a guy with money. So thats why I buy some of these retros that come out. Then after some wears I cut the grass in them. They become beaters. Life goes on.
Stop pole-hopping and sack-riding this guy. Great ball player, but he's a jerk. "Most people wouldn't be able to put up with kids in their face asking for autographs 24/7". Well MJ isn't "most people" simply because of all the millions he makes.
You guys are on some "He's not a jerk! He just can't be! He has SIX rings, so he's gotta be a nice guy!" NO.
On some, "let me twitpic whiles he busts one in my wife's face. Throw away my bucket list. Life = Complete."
"You mad?" lol no just disgusted at this fan-boy stuff going on.
Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
I respect Ali as much as the next man, but you cannot deny the fact that Jordan is at the very least the most well known athlete of all time, if not person period. Before Jordan joined Nike they weren't even a major player in the sports apparel business. Jordan turned Nike into a religion. Ali didn't have sneakers and apparel that profited hundreds of millions of dollars every year. Ali didn't advertise for dozens of international corporations in his career. Jordans face was literally plastered EVERYWHERE in the 90's. My boy went on some missionary trip to a village in SE Asia a few years ago (long after Jordans retirement.) He's a bald black guy, but beyond that he looks nothing like Jordan. He's about 5'9-10. As soon as he stepped out the car, kids and adults were running up to him screaming "Michael Jordan!". These people couldn't even speak English. You can maybe argue the Pope is more well-known, but as far as living entertainers go, name someone more internationally known than MJ. I'll wait.Originally Posted by LESfamilia
Yeah, that last statement took it a little too far... I'll let Jordan live, but Ali did major work.
Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
I respect Ali as much as the next man, but you cannot deny the fact that Jordan is at the very least the most well known athlete of all time, if not person period. Before Jordan joined Nike they weren't even a major player in the sports apparel business. Jordan turned Nike into a religion. Ali didn't have sneakers and apparel that profited hundreds of millions of dollars every year. Ali didn't advertise for dozens of international corporations in his career. Jordans face was literally plastered EVERYWHERE in the 90's. My boy went on some missionary trip to a village in SE Asia a few years ago (long after Jordans retirement.) He's a bald black guy, but beyond that he looks nothing like Jordan. He's about 5'9-10. As soon as he stepped out the car, kids and adults were running up to him screaming "Michael Jordan!". These people couldn't even speak English. You can maybe argue the Pope is more well-known, but as far as living entertainers go, name someone more internationally known than MJ. I'll wait.Originally Posted by LESfamilia
Yeah, that last statement took it a little too far... I'll let Jordan live, but Ali did major work.
Originally Posted by hassan16
Man, I don't care what y'all say. Sure he was the best at basketball but in all honesty Michael Jordan can kiss the tip of my d***.
Yea "if Michael Jordan shakes his hand then he'd have to shake EVERYBODY'S hand" so TF what? what a jerk man. You get paid millions of dollars simply off of a LOGO just cause you split your legs while you dunked. Shake the lil kid's hand man.smh
Yea I buy his shoes, but only because they're expensive and some girls attribute it to having money spending $150 on some shoes and most girls want a guy with money. So thats why I buy some of these retros that come out. Then after some wears I cut the grass in them. They become beaters. Life goes on.
Stop pole-hopping and sack-riding this guy. Great ball player, but he's a jerk. "Most people wouldn't be able to put up with kids in their face asking for autographs 24/7". Well MJ isn't "most people" simply because of all the millions he makes.
You guys are on some "He's not a jerk! He just can't be! He has SIX rings, so he's gotta be a nice guy!" NO.
On some, "let me twitpic whiles he busts one in my wife's face. Throw away my bucket list. Life = Complete."
"You mad?" lol no just disgusted at this fan-boy stuff going on.
Originally Posted by hassan16
Man, I don't care what y'all say. Sure he was the best at basketball but in all honesty Michael Jordan can kiss the tip of my d***.
Yea "if Michael Jordan shakes his hand then he'd have to shake EVERYBODY'S hand" so TF what? what a jerk man. You get paid millions of dollars simply off of a LOGO just cause you split your legs while you dunked. Shake the lil kid's hand man.smh
Yea I buy his shoes, but only because they're expensive and some girls attribute it to having money spending $150 on some shoes and most girls want a guy with money. So thats why I buy some of these retros that come out. Then after some wears I cut the grass in them. They become beaters. Life goes on.
Stop pole-hopping and sack-riding this guy. Great ball player, but he's a jerk. "Most people wouldn't be able to put up with kids in their face asking for autographs 24/7". Well MJ isn't "most people" simply because of all the millions he makes.
You guys are on some "He's not a jerk! He just can't be! He has SIX rings, so he's gotta be a nice guy!" NO.
On some, "let me twitpic whiles he busts one in my wife's face. Throw away my bucket list. Life = Complete."
"You mad?" lol no just disgusted at this fan-boy stuff going on.
Originally Posted by el producto79
Originally Posted by hassan16
Man, I don't care what y'all say. Sure he was the best at basketball but in all honesty Michael Jordan can kiss the tip of my d***.
Yea "if Michael Jordan shakes his hand then he'd have to shake EVERYBODY'S hand" so TF what? what a jerk man. You get paid millions of dollars simply off of a LOGO just cause you split your legs while you dunked. Shake the lil kid's hand man.smh
Yea I buy his shoes, but only because they're expensive and some girls attribute it to having money spending $150 on some shoes and most girls want a guy with money. So thats why I buy some of these retros that come out. Then after some wears I cut the grass in them. They become beaters. Life goes on.
Stop pole-hopping and sack-riding this guy. Great ball player, but he's a jerk. "Most people wouldn't be able to put up with kids in their face asking for autographs 24/7". Well MJ isn't "most people" simply because of all the millions he makes.
You guys are on some "He's not a jerk! He just can't be! He has SIX rings, so he's gotta be a nice guy!" NO.
On some, "let me twitpic whiles he busts one in my wife's face. Throw away my bucket list. Life = Complete."
"You mad?" lol no just disgusted at this fan-boy stuff going on.
Originally Posted by el producto79
Originally Posted by hassan16
Man, I don't care what y'all say. Sure he was the best at basketball but in all honesty Michael Jordan can kiss the tip of my d***.
Yea "if Michael Jordan shakes his hand then he'd have to shake EVERYBODY'S hand" so TF what? what a jerk man. You get paid millions of dollars simply off of a LOGO just cause you split your legs while you dunked. Shake the lil kid's hand man.smh
Yea I buy his shoes, but only because they're expensive and some girls attribute it to having money spending $150 on some shoes and most girls want a guy with money. So thats why I buy some of these retros that come out. Then after some wears I cut the grass in them. They become beaters. Life goes on.
Stop pole-hopping and sack-riding this guy. Great ball player, but he's a jerk. "Most people wouldn't be able to put up with kids in their face asking for autographs 24/7". Well MJ isn't "most people" simply because of all the millions he makes.
You guys are on some "He's not a jerk! He just can't be! He has SIX rings, so he's gotta be a nice guy!" NO.
On some, "let me twitpic whiles he busts one in my wife's face. Throw away my bucket list. Life = Complete."
"You mad?" lol no just disgusted at this fan-boy stuff going on.
I'm sayin. This dude is a cornballOriginally Posted by TheGift23
Originally Posted by Rolaholic
Originally Posted by hassan16
Yea I buy his shoes, but only because they're expensive and some girls attribute it to having money spending $150 on some shoes and most girls want a guy with money. So thats why I buy some of these retros that come out. Then after some wears I cut the grass in them. They become beaters. Life goes on.