The Friendzone vol r/niceguy

[shoefreakbaby]

Ive been to the amigo area man.

Its not a fun place ill tell you that.

Its like when you was in middle school and they was hoopin at recess.
Dwayne and ron were the best players so they picked squads
but they aint pick you.....then ron says
"youll play the next game man" and youre like " tru...tru
So youre standing there on the sidelines watchin em play...dribblin the ball they aint want cuz the channels were too wide.......and occasionally they would lose the ball outta bounds really far and youd be like "i got it" ...then run and get it...give a firm chest pass back.
Then when the game was over youd be all excited....tap tap pull ya sneakers....stretch a little....then the teacher would blow the whistle and recess was over.

Then dwaynes like "awww damn ima pick you first tomorrow dog...were gonna run these cats" and youre like "hell yea man"

But he never picks you...and everyday you show up...retrieving the loose balls....showin em ya little dribblin skills.....but everytime its your turn to play the game recess is over.

Ask the teacher for another ball and go play on the other court with the other kids who couldnt play


aka


Leave that girl-friend and find another who is interested in you NOW

 

[Meangene45]

Ive been to the amigo area man.

Its not a fun place ill tell you that.

Its like when you was in middle school and they was hoopin at recess.
Dwayne and ron were the best players so they picked squads
but they aint pick you.....then ron says
"youll play the next game man" and youre like " tru...tru
So youre standing there on the sidelines watchin em play...dribblin the ball they aint want cuz the channels were too wide.......and occasionally they would lose the ball outta bounds really far and youd be like "i got it" ...then run and get it...give a firm chest pass back.
Then when the game was over youd be all excited....tap tap pull ya sneakers....stretch a little....then the teacher would blow the whistle and recess was over.

Then dwaynes like "awww damn ima pick you first tomorrow dog...were gonna run these cats" and youre like "hell yea man"

But he never picks you...and everyday you show up...retrieving the loose balls....showin em ya little dribblin skills.....but everytime its your turn to play the game recess is over.

The reason you were put in the friends zone is because you don't have mad handles.

 

[slighted]

 
friendzone is a myth. Treat her real nice, and cater to all her needs and you'll win her over.

@Doozy122 has made posts like this before.

I appreciate the trolling consistency.

 

[blackdynamite]

Hiw do you even friend zone? If you like her then when you first meet you should make that known and she'll either be interested or not

 

[shogun]

I saw some things posted on tumblr basically saying the friendzone was created by guys because they couldn't handle their female friends not wanting to sleep with them. I know the feeling, wanted to bang my hot bestfriend but she didn't feel the same way.

Tameana told me you were too thirsty.

She was thirsty too. Always asking me to pee in her mouth.

 

[dmbrhs]

Shocked we haven't reached the "men can't be friends with women without wanting more" portion of this thread yet.

 

[yamcha]

Never been friends with a woman period. Everytime something sexual happens and the friendship ends eventually.

 

[frenchbreadbuilds]

Never been friends with a woman period. Everytime something sexual happens and the friendship ends eventually.

Never happened to me. I've had friendships that have gone there and back with no problem. Stop making it more than it is and you don't have any issues

 

[shogun]

Shocked we haven't reached the "men can't be friends with women without wanting more" portion of this thread yet.

It works better if the female friends aren't attractive.

 

[frenchbreadbuilds]

It works better if the female friends aren't attractive.

Doesn't have to be. When I was single I'd much rather have attractive female friends. Made going home at the end of the night a lot better.

 

[shogun]

Nah I meant having ugly friends helped in not wanting more. Most of my female friends are attractive and my mind always wanders and thinks of clapping their cheeks.

 

[lobcity]

**** a friend zone , WIO

 

[frenchbreadbuilds]

Cats need to stop using friendship to hide their true intentions. No matter how nice you are if she's into a**holes she's into a**holes. Best you can do is present yourself as another option, not someone who she can call to complain to. The second you present yourself as an ear to listen to her problems is the second you shot yourself in the foot.

 

[yamcha]

Never happened to me. I've had friendships that have gone there and back with no problem. Stop making it more than it is and you don't have any issues

What? I don't want to be friends. It's rare but occasionally a chick wants to be friends for whatever reason but it doesn't last long before I smash. You cant continue to smash and be friends. Every single time the chick catches feelings. I've had the most down side chick's and if you laying the pipe right eventually she'll want you to herself.

 

[Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios]

One thing about the friend zone is to make it known you want them cheeks. Now never mention more than once but let it be known any chance and them guts will be filled.

Ive smashed most of my female friends so I don't know where I fit. Only lost my way with one but eventually after we bumped gums, attraction faded.

 

[finessence]

Let the woman who friendzoned you, see you fraternizing with a girl who she perceives to be more attractive than her. Better yet, an enemy of hers. That's the only remedy.

 

[theone218]

Came in for laughs, instead I'm starting to think I may be headed into a zone of friends :x

 

[legalsole]

If you having sex then you are no longer "friends" and chances are you never were friends.

 

[frenchbreadbuilds]

If you having sex then you are no longer "friends" and chances are you never were friends.

This

 

[legalsole]

Let the woman who friendzoned you, see you fraternizing with a girl who she perceives to be more attractive than her. Better yet, an enemy of hers. That's the only remedy.

All those hoops you have to jump through
Too much work

 

[timelessflight]

basically dudes get friendzoned because they just didn't seduce the girl. Dudes be trying to kiss on the cheek after the first date

 

[dmbrhs]

Never been friends with a woman period. Everytime something sexual happens and the friendship ends eventually.

How does one end a friendship that never existed in the first place?

 

[mwalker]

Valuable advice here, will be lurking 

 

[flyny]

Friend zone is real..
I've been a victim when I was younger

But trust me, it's all a phase
Once you sexy yaself up to a certain degree, you won't have that problem.
And a lot of people are confused when I say "sexy yaself up". It's another way of saying step your overall being up.
It's a self esteem thing. It's an internal thing. It's an attitude and a personality thing. Once you realize that you're the best dude out there, your level of caring about what other people thinks drops DRASTICALLY.

Once you feel comfortable in your own skin, you won't even realize or care when your being friendzoned. Build up that confidence. Smile more, don't doubt yourself. Your the best man out there for every job there is. So what if there's a dude over there with muscles and a mercedes. Son probably got acid reflux and burps in girls faces every time he tries to talk to them. Don't compare yourself to other people, because other people have their own problems.Once you realize that you can't even be compared, you'll realize that the friend zone is nothing but a phase, a myth.

50 Cent said it best:
"If a ***** don't like me, something wrong with the *****", Material Girl, 1999

 

[sea manup]

The problem is that these guys (I have been guilty of this) try to get out of the friend zone by being even nicer rather than switching it up and getting straight to the point.

Dudes keep trying to be nicer while getting more and more frustrated at the lack of an expected sexual response then end up blaming the woman out of spite.

It's not that nice guys finish last, it's that if being nice is ALL you have to offer then you're finishing last