The EX you fell hard for getting married today - Unappreciation

Originally Posted by DLo13

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

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I hope it ain't ya sister, Funk...
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Forgive me for the following, but...

1. I haven't seen Scarface, so I have no idea what that picture means.
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2. I have no idea what you mean DLo. Probably because it refers to that picture.
 
Run up in the place screaming "I object."

Nothing shows that you love her like ruining the day of her dreams.
 
my ex got married, i was with her for like 3 1/2 years.

didnt bother me i was well over her.
 
Originally Posted by archnoobie

It happens bro but this is the best thing for you. Ol' girl I was with forever is getting married in June. I been on and off with her for 10 years since we were kids. I'm 28 now btw and it kinda felt bad.....

I'm with a girl now who I'm getting ready to wife soon though so I wasnt too bad off. My girl even said, "Are you hurt a lil by this?" - TRAP QUESTION.
yea ole girl was just waiting for you to say that it hurt you to know that your ex was gettin married... smart man for recognizing her trap &evading it
 
Originally Posted by dr funk 13

Originally Posted by DLo13

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

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I hope it ain't ya sister, Funk...
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Forgive me for the following, but...

1. I haven't seen Scarface, so I have no idea what that picture means.
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2. I have no idea what you mean DLo. Probably because it refers to that picture.
yea thats after Tony told his mans not to F wit his sister, and then his mans opens the door in a robe with his sister upstairs in the backgroundwith a robe on also. looking like he clearly piped her down. then Tony offed em right there and his sister was like "we just got married" we weregonna suprise you, or some shh like that. everything went downhill from there
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why would you feel bad? getting married is the beggining of the end. trust she will be unhappily married and her husband will cheat on her
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am i the only one that hates threads like this u go to the general forum and its basically a bunch of guys tryin to let it go about some girl, or i need advicenobody cares
 
hahahha, you still have feelings for her.... move on, she did.. or didnt you get another girl after her?
 
Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Double murder/suicide

My first thought exactly
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The song below automatically popped into my head.


Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah
by Reckless Kelly


Well it sure didn't take too long
I woke up one mornin', she was gone
And the note that she wrote didn't say "Dear John"
It said, "Goodbye, sucker, I'm gone!"

She was a home-grown mountain girl
Raised in a different world
I was a wanna-be rocker, she was more into Merle
And I couldn't see it just wouldn't work

And now I'm double fisting longnecks
and grapefruit and Stoli
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie

Well I pulled myself in my car
I drove it on down to the bar
But they wouldn't let me in, 'cause I ain't a movie star
So I went to the Horseshoe on Lamar

The bouncer threw me out at two
And I didn't know what to do
So I picked up the phone and I called guess who
But the call block wouldn't let me through

And now I'm wishin' for some drugs
Or a shrink to console me
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie

Well I gathered up all of my guns
And a pipe bomb just for fun
And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn
She's right, I always was a crazy one

Well her boyfriend was sure nice to me
He said, Calm down, would you like a drink?
And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees
And I polished off my little sweet pea

And now I'm cryin' on my knees, feelin' dirty and unholy
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie
Now I'll prob'ly get life and serve at least forty
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie
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For real though, I've been there. It does kind of suck though. Don't let it get to you, the longer you stay unmarried, and the more ex's youcollect, the more this will happen.
 
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