The dumbest thing I've ever heard.......

[trillipinotrapstar]

my brother last night during the election when Obama had 207 electoral votes compared to McCain's 130+:

"McCain will come from behind and win the election......it'll be like the Cal-Stanford game."

 

[liquid heat x22]

NO LIE MY MOMS WENT TO A FUNERAL.....AND SHE SAID N I QUOTE....SOMEBODY SAID...

"PEOPLE DIED WHO AINT NEVER DIED BEFORE"

....

.....LOL

 

[nyzmagician]

Originally Posted by EVERLASTiiNG

smh.. not as bad as my ignorant co worker today.

me and another co worker were watching the obama victory speech discussing how moving it was and what a victory. basically being stoked about it.. an older gentleman who happened to be black is in the store listening to convo.. doesnt say a word until she opens her mouth.

ignorant co worker says "oh wow.. woopdidoo.. now he can go live in the white house and live happily ever after!..."

me: "what?! do you know how much is riding on him, being the president isnt easy.."

older gentleman interjects "wow miss... do you have any idea what kind of state our country and planet is in right now? the war, global warming, this economy?.. he has the entire country on his back... and besides that he has so many people who dont even want him in office. its not going to be a happily ever after from now on..."

customer is obviously thinking shes the dumbest white girl hes ever met, pays for his merchandise and walks out.

later i tell her "you really set that guy off earlier... he couldnt believe you said something so ridiculous"

her reply.... "oh whatever hes dumb. i really dont care about politics. theyre so stupid."

me: "thats pretty sad you dont care where our country is headed"

her: "he was just offended because obama is probably his brother! hahaha "

me: "did you really just say that?.. that was pretty racist. i cant believe you just said that"

her: "oh no... but you know what i mean! hehe"

me: "actually no i dont. that was really ignorant. just because hes black doesnt automatically make him related to someone else who is black. i never knew you were racist. thats pathetic youre that ignorant"

her: ".........."

me: "im taking my lunch. later. "

 

[kell78dogg]

I really am allergic to mosquitoes

I have to go to the hospital and take oatmeal baths.

 

[freshprince]

Originally Posted by NuMba1KiCkrocka

some chick : "I need to use google images to print some pics of people breathing."

WOW

 

[purplehazze96]

Originally Posted by Club29

I swear some chicks think its cute to be stupid.




It is not.

there's this $**@+ in my com 204 class who thinks exactly like this...i wanna smack her every time she opens her mouth

 

[mco85]

wow thats pretty dumb

 

[yungmooly]

My cousin: Didn't Gucci Mane make Gucci?

 

[jawnyquest]

Originally Posted by LIQUID HEAT X22

NO LIE MY MOMS WENT TO A FUNERAL.....AND SHE SAID N I QUOTE....SOMEBODY SAID...

"PEOPLE DIED WHO AINT NEVER DIED BEFORE"

....

.....LOL

 

[the natural mystic]

dumb girl: hey where did you get that book from?
me: Amazon
her: When did you go to Brazil?
me: huh?.......................................

ol' girl said it with a straight face.

 

[trillipinotrapstar]

Originally Posted by The Natural Mystic

dumb girl: hey where did you get that book from?
me: Amazon
her: When did you go to Brazil?
me: huh?.......................................

ol' girl said it with a straight face.

 

[goldmember]

 

[breakinyourankles]

Everlasting: put up her facebook/myspace

 

[everlastiing]

haha no facebook and i deleted her from my myspace after that.

 

[jd turk]

I know a chick who thought hip-hop had no correlation with rap music AT ALL!!! She also thought that if you lost electric power in your house, you lost theheat also. I guess they didn't have gas heaters where she grew up, her pilot light must be a light bulb.

 

[purplehazze96]

let me add about half the california proposition post to this list

 

[orenthaljames]

What is a Musquito?

-The Juice

 

[trasoul82]

Dumb convo with my boy:

Him: What would happen if the sun just went out?
Me: I don't know, everything would probably go pitch black and we'd freeze to death pretty quick, I guess.
Him: But wait, it wouldn't be completely dark 'cause we'd still get light from the moon, right?
Me:

 

[limitedretroog]

Here's one:
Me: wanna go downtown?
Her: I wanna go shopping
Me: okay... we can shop at downtown.
Her: I wanna go to the mall
Me: okay, we'll go to the mall then
Her: where do you wanna go?
Me: it doesn't matter
Her: THEN WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO GO DOWNTOWN?!
Me:

 

[kix4kix]

Originally Posted by Face82

Stupid girl: "No, when I get bit I get a bump and it itches, I hate them!" Post yours

I would have proceeded with the following

 

[eljordanhead]

lmao i rememba 1 !!!
i was talkin 2 my boy on how i got my grape V's in class ,
an some dude in back of me said "are those the new gordans".

 

[JayDean03]

this 31 y.o. co-worker said that fake jays are still real. its just the ones he didn't like and give em to the streets so they can sell for cheaper.

me:

 

[ittakesalittlebitmore]

Originally Posted by Quasimuerto

roommate's girl "whats the big deal with obama, he isnt even black."

She's half right

 

[yungmatt]

Originally Posted by Face82




Stupid girl: "I think I'm allergic to musquitos."

My friend: "How are you allergic to musquitos? What happens?"

Stupid girl: "I have this allergic reaction to them."

My friend: "So what happens to you? Do you get sick or have to go to the hospital?"

Stupid girl: "No, when I get bit I get a bump and it itches, I hate them!"

 

[queencitysneakerqueen]